I'd just like to point out that I am not dead! Okay? NOT. DEAD. I haven't updated in forever because I haven't felt like it. Not because I'm dead and six feet under. So just wait patiently, and I'll update... eventually.

Hate List:
•Self-insertions. Come on, do you really have to make trouble for the other real charactors?
•Voting for pairings. An author should know what to write, and doesn't need to ask others for these things
•People that are so scared of sex and so oblivious to the outside world that they get mad at you for writing a scene with people making out in it.
•Yaoi's. And the fact that most of them aren't written by gay people, only girls who giggle madly at the idea of two guys making love to each other.
•Flames. And you know I'll cuss you out if you flame me.
•Stories about the main character's children. O_O? Why do we need to know about them? They aren't in the damn story.
•Chapters with about three paragraphs in them. The ones that take you thirty seconds to read. Why don't you just combine a few chapters to make it long?
•PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT THE AUTHOR CONTROLS THE STORY AND CAN DO WHATEVER HE OR SHE DAMN FEELS LIKE!
•Rainbows
•Sunshine
•Happy colors
•Happy songs
•Happy things in general
•Innocence

Love list:
•Reviews from people who are veterans. Like friends
•Sexy boys.
•Quiet boys
•Boys in general.
•Miroku (from Inuyasha). He's in a catorgory by himself
•Fanfics when people tell another person off. Reasonablely. With tons of cussing.
•Funny stories
•Cats
•Demons
•Lemons. I'm a very, very, naughty girl
•Pandas
•Ghosts
•Black
•Evil things
•Being alone
•Silence... look at my email address...
•Friends (The only happy thing on this list.)
•And boys. Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys I do adore (my theme song)

Looking for a man that can make me laugh, which isn't hard, seeing that I laugh so easily, ask my best friend. Um, has to be tall and cute. All races, come hither.