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Joined 08-21-13, id: 5042200, Profile Updated: 03-12-16
Author has written 2 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series.

I'm Tristan and I write things sometimes. I also post on AO3.

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Little Thieves by MehScrewIt reviews
Set in an alternate universe where magic doesn't exist, the protagonist, ordinary young Stephanie Edgley, ekes out a life in Haggard Orphanage. Life is miserable, she has decided, but that doesn't stop her from dreaming. After all, one day her dreams just might come true. Just a little theft here and a little pickpocketing there. There's nothing wrong with that, is there?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,706 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Anton S., Dexter V.
What A Night Under The Stars Brings by Green Shado reviews
The Dead Men are on vacation when two of them fall in love with each other. Fun times guaranteed. Rated T because I am a careful girl...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Dexter V., Saracen R., Ghastly B., Skulduggery P. - Complete
The Dying of the Light: Epilogue by LaurenLannister reviews
The Skulduggery Pleasant series has ended, but will never die with the fans to carry it on. The end of the final book left us with some questions as to who lived or died. After seeing the epilogue challenge on tumblr, I wrote this to give myself, and hopefully others, some closure on that.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Tanith L., Dexter V., Saracen R.
Saraxter and other things by Lucian 'Marethyu' Astaroth reviews
So this is just some pairings and stories about the characters n stuff so if you like it you could stick around?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Anton S., Dexter V., Saracen R.
Heavy by whitchry9 reviews
Written for a prompt requesting Sherlock with a weighted blanket, and John not realizing what it is at first. Or, the time Sherlock wore a cape during a drugs bust.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Right In The Childhood by Completely Original Pen Name reviews
Charlie and Dorothy become close in Oz. This leads to some... Ahem... Stuff. The gay type. Rated M, obviously. This is only a one-shot. Charlie/Dorothy AKA Charothy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Charlie B. - Complete
Valkyrie Gets Her 18th Party! by GeckoLady reviews
OK, this is Valkyrie's 18th birthday party! It is what it say's on the tin, really. My summary is boring, but the actually story is AWESOME! Hope you like :) Includes ALL the Dead Men. During a mission in LSODM.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Ghastly B., Dexter V. - Complete
Queer Eye For The (mostly) Straight Guy by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
Based off the TV series Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. Sam signs Dean up for a make-over by the Fab Five. Dean is pissed off at having five gay men tell him how to run his life, or at least his wardrobe, until he gets to spend more time with the blue-eyed Castiel. AU Destiel humour and fluff. Rating may change at the story progresses.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel, Balthazar
What Are Friends For? by AnziPanzi reviews
Dexter Vex hasn't had it easy. Ever. The Dead Men will change that. Because friends protect each other, no matter what. Will most likely contain Vex/Rue later on.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Dexter V., Saracen R., Skulduggery P., Ghastly B.
Ice-cream by AnziPanzi reviews
Vex and Rue share ice-cream and chocolate strawberries. Sorry. Vex/Rue
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Dexter V., Saracen R., Ghastly B. - Complete
Clueless by AnziPanzi reviews
For a guy who knows things, Saracen Rue can be completely clueless. Vex/Rue
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Saracen R., Dexter V., Ghastly B., Erskine R. - Complete
Hotels and Nightmares by ZoeTheineffable
Just a slightly smutty oneshot about my favourite two Dead men, Dexter and Saracen. (Warning will contain Yaoi and spoilers for LSDM)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Dexter V., Saracen R. - Complete
I Consider Myself Married by DWforlife reviews
Sherlock's in the hospital, John's panicking, Mycroft's being cryptic, and there's a mysterious man hanging around. Really it's just a typical day in the life of the Baker St boys.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Victor T. - Complete
I Don't Speak French by Ricechex reviews
Snippets of the relationship between Sherlock Holmes & Victor Trevor. My headcasting is Tom Hiddleston as Victor. There's Sherlock speaking French, wall sex, a happy Christmas, hints at drug-use & even brotherly-affection. Read at your own risk.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Victor T., Sherlock H. - Complete
Haymitch Abernathy isn't allowed to by Zelda12343 reviews
Ever wondered if Haymitch has a goofy side? Well, wonder no more and take a look at this list! Rated T for some of the things he does.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Haymitch A.
Decking the Halls by Tirajm reviews
TPG Contest: Holly and Juliet find themselves in charge of arranging a Christmas party while Artemis is still suffering from his Atlantis Complex. Will they - and everyone else - survive it?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Juliet B., Holly S. - Complete
Ianto Jones' Diary by torchwoodfour reviews
Ch 50. This is Torchwood, Jack & life through Ianto's eyes, from the beginning, the Battle of Canary Wharf. After life, after death, there is time to just be and remember to: Breathe While You’re Able.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,046 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H.
50 Themes Challenge: HollyJuliet by Name On The Spine reviews
Flying home, Holly realized how wrong a match they made; a human and a fairy, not to mention they’re both female."" Rated T. I just wouldn't reccomend this to a 5 yr old. Character death. I know I already have a slash-y one of these, but it's really fun
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Holly S., Juliet B. - Complete
The Month of May by Lli reviews
Though there's not much plot in evidence, it's an honest to goodness multi-chapter Jolliet. Set after TLC & totally disregarding TTP. After a gag gift from Foaly, Holly goes in search of Juliet, who is still mind wiped. Not as non-sequiturial as it sounds
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Holly S., Juliet B. - Complete
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Lost Little Boys reviews
It takes a certain kind of man from a certain kind of life to join a team like the Dead Men. But before they were Dead Men, they were lost little boys just trying to find their way.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 5/12/2015
You and Me reviews
Kind of an epilogue so contains spoilers for TDOTL. After the events that destroyed Roarhaven, Dexter and Saracen are in medical care having only just survived. It's finally all over, but an end can also be a beginning. Dexter Vex/Saracen Rue.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Dexter V., Saracen R. - Complete