This big blank space intimidates me. I've been spoiled by websites that supply me with some formatting. I have no idea what to do with all this unadulterated freedom. I don't even know how to use bbc code or whatever it's called. All I wanted to do was drag and drop a meme of a dog driving a car on here and call it a day. Because when it comes to writing, I (like the dog) don't really know what I'm doing. I don't understand how anyone does. Writing is all experimentation and feeling, no matter how many times you revise something it never comes out just right. So I like to think of myself as a Corgi driving a lime green Prius. Why you might ask? Well because I happen to like those particular things. If you actually read this drivel or any of my stories; thank you for doing so. If you left me feedback; thank you even more so. Because only through the criticisms of others (no matter how unflattering they might be), can those of us who like to think of ourselves as dogs driving cars, slowly train themselves to become better writers. So I thank you one last time, for taking the time out of your day to help this little Corgi driving the green Prius slowly perfect her writing. :D

Note: I wrote this so perfectly the first time and then my internet died and I lost it. I wrote it a second time, but the flow is just not there. GODDAMNFSDJS.