Vornim Dasche
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Joined 08-08-13, id: 4990519, Profile Updated: 01-21-14

As you can see, I don't have much posted, that's because I'm currently working on some original works at the moment. I'll get into FanFiction, I promise!


Things about me:

Name= Vornim Dasche

Age= Young

Male or Female= Male

Likes= Cherries and cola. You can bribe me about anything with a good cherry, or cola. Or cherry cola. That, or dark chocolate. I love a good book, and listening and watching people from the corner of a room.

Dislikes= People, the sun, talking, thinking about myself, crowds, friends... Wow, I'm a loner, you guys!


Favorite Quotes:

"Don't make a girl a promise... if you know you can't keep it." - Cortana, Halo 2

"I want you for who you are... not what you have." - Vezmik

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day that it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons!" - Cave Johnson, Portal 2


I found FanFiction through BlackSandHeart. She got me addicted. Blame her. *smiles and gives a thumbs up*

Email: vornimdasche@
Email me if you have anything to say to me, I won't get it any other way.


I got this from BlackSandHeart's profile page, I'm not sure where she got it, but I'm using it!

I'm Irish so I must have/must of had a drinking problem.
I WEAR GLASSES, so I MUST be a FRIENDLESS, UGLY NERD.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CATHOLIC, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm of MIXED RACE, so I MUST be CONFUSED about my racial identity.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool because that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. . .or ugly.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm a REDNECK, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a BLACK WOMAN that has STRAIGHT HAIR, so I MUST have a WEAVE.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm CAUCASIAN, so I MUST be a terrible dancer.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be secretly gay.
I don't believe in EVOLUTION, so I MUST be a STUPID JESUS FREAK.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m PRO-CHOICE, so I MUST be an EVIL, HEARTLESS SINNER that HATES CHILDREN.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I'm in an INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIP, so I MUST hate men/women of my own race.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.


My OCs= (Also stolen from BlackSandHeart so that I can put my OCs in here. Thanks dafty!)

Revakah
Age= Looks about fifteen, but is immortal
Likes= Observing people, helping people, being kind
Hates= Betrayal, endings, mean people
Back Story= Her parents didn't expect to have her, so she was an accident. Her parents didn't know what to do with her, so they prayed for help. The next morning, she was gone. She has been traveling almost all her life, looking for someone to give her a sense of belonging, and someone to be a parent to her. She has been studying psychology for most of her life, and can tell when something is wrong with someone. Currently dating Vezmik.

Vezmik
Age= Looks seventeen, but is also immortal
Likes= Respect (especially towards women), making sure everything is okay, working
Dislikes= Disrespectful people, people who don't care, not getting a job done
Back Story= He is a demon, but he does not follow the demon order. He has grown to love respect, and demons are anything but respectful. He was recently banished from the demon order for not following the order, and his demon status has been revoked. Currently dating Revakah.

Zerrich
Age= Newborn
Likes= Listening to people, water, and when people are happy
Dislikes= Nothing observable
Back Story= He is the son of Revakah and Vezmik, just barely born, and everyone is still learning much about him.

Amber
Age= Has been five years old for countless amount of years
Likes= Competition, fire, fighting
Dislikes= Losing
Back Story= She is the daughter of the Gods of Fire and Time, which apparently breaking chastity was punishable by exile. Her parents were to be completely wiped from existence, and Amber got angry. It is predicted that she was the cause of the time of the molten Earth. It was predicted that she was the one responsible for creating a fire so great, it scorched her parents to death along with melting the Earth.

Aliithor
Age= unknown
Likes= Sleeping
Dislikes= Everything
Back Story= He had a wonderful family, a beautiful wife and two daughters. Some demon came and made him sign a contract with the devil, to either become immortal and lose his family, or have the devil kill his family anyway and send them to hell, where the devil will have fun tormenting them forever. He chose immortality, and sent his family to heaven instead. He has been living in deep depression ever since, and his depression is very influential.

Xanadu
Age= 20
Likes= Books, watching people from a distance, staying out of conversations
Dislikes= Getting into conversations, going outside
Back Story= She was a part of some science psychology experiment in the newspaper that paid top dollar in advance for volunteers. The whole experiment was meant to bring a person's subconscious into their daily life. The experiment worked, and she was able to summon a second personality outside her body which was her subconscious. The experiment failed because the second personality turned evil and did terrible things to her, including some graphic details. She instantly ran away from the experiment, never to return. Sometimes, Xanadu still gets flickers of the second personality coming to haunt her.

Valata
Age= 12
Likes= Violence, blood, and death
Dislikes= Failed plans
Back Story= She entered an arena to kill monsters of different worlds, and if she survived (rarely anyone did), she was given enough whatever she wanted. She got a creepy looking cloak and the power to travel through different worlds. She came across the world of Tlar. She hunted down one of the Followers of Darkness and convinced him to come back with her to cause havoc upon anyone who gets in her way. She stayed hidden from everyone while this Follower did all the dirty work, until the Follower was in trouble. That's when she stepped in and did some dirty work herself. The two worked well as a pair, but they both knew at that point that if one of them were to disappear, the other would soon diminish. The Follower ended up leaving, and Valata was left to be at the mercy of everyone she attacked. They agreed to spare her as long as she kept her psychopathic ways to herself.

Rinik
Age= 16, but immortal due to vampirism
Likes= Being nice, community, and dealing with personal problems
Dislikes= Stereotypes
Back Story= He is a vampire, but not the kind you would think. He steals souls to survive instead of drinking blood. He's clearly a vampire, but he's awfully friendly and very kind to others, helping them and never once thinking to stop helping someone. He loves group activities and loves to listen to people vent about their problems and come up with solutions to fix them. He has always been labeled as someone to not be with because of his... situation. He's a vampire, and no one likes to be friends with a vampire. Rinik doesn't like being a vampire, but he has to survive somehow. His parents died, so he went exploring out into the woods and found the vampire who infected him, since it's a lot easier to consume a soul every month instead of drinking the blood and letting the soul rot and waste away and coming back the next day for more blood. Besides, blood is infected and gross anyway.