Here are my stats of existance soo far!

Name(s): Catwiz, Darry, Zira

Appearance: I am a blue-purple Russian Blue style anthro cat, with my usual half-bun sideways pony tail. My eyes arre indigo, so is my hair. I wear an Ithican style robe with an eye of Sauron brooch.

Grade: 7th. god...

Stuff you don't know and probably don't want to know butI'll tell you anyway:

-Large's real name is Barselone Martylonavich D’Buckingham Muur Morgoth Kondratov!

-The reason my nickname is Catwiz is that when I made my email address I was 10 and did not know how to spell 'Felinix Sorceress'

-I can lick my elbow and ma mom wants to get me into the world records!

-I do not know qwerty at all but can type 35 words per minute, last time I checked.

-My real name means 'Torch of Rome' in Latin. It's Lenna Romonia.

Likes:
Movie heros: Sarabi, yes, I do like her! Wolf! WOLFWOLFWOLF! *hugs*

Book Heros: Pippin, Hagrid, umm... Porthos... Oh, and Foaly from Artemis Fowl

Movie Villians: FROLLO FOREVER! Nuka, yeah he's cool. The Huntsman is cool too. *Satres into space* All the Nazgul, and Shenzi. I'll be her someday.

Book Villains: Snape! Witchking! Richelieu! The Mouth of Sauron! I even like Rochforte somehow...

Book: Three Musketeers Trilogy, Myth Directions, LotR

Movie: LotR, Animated LotR, Lion King, Tenth Kingdom

Color: Purple. Dark DARK purple!

Song: All TLK songs, This Bird Has Flown, Help!

Band: The Beatles

Number: 8

TV Show:Invader Zim

Site: Neopets (lady_darigan), THIS site, Fanart Central

Animal: Cat (i have 3! Moosca, Vaska, and Barsik the LARGE!), Horse, Panther

...And I Hate, Hate, Hate: Pop, Orlando Bloom (Ok, I don't hate him, just his image), The US President right now, Orlando fangirls, cheerleaders, NUTS, and almost anything popular.

FICS:

I sorta have been neglecting ATFAH. It will live again, someday, right now I'm working on FFFS and HOND

NEW! Quotes: (GAWD I sound like a catalogue now...)

"We get to be in a movie?? Oh fun! Should we do a movie, a sitcom, or a Mastercard commercial??" --Uru, ATFAH

"Fiiinneee, be that way!" --The BIG Squishy Ant

"What about the sniffin'? I thought the sniffin' was important..." --Pippin, The Fellowship of the Ring (Book)

"HEY HEY HEY EVERYBODY, DO YOU HAVE A DOLLAR?!" --Minimoose

"Nazgul! Fellbeast! Warg! Nazgul! Fellbeast! Warg!"--Fluffy the Demon Elf

"Proofffiiiccccceennncccccyyyy..." --ME!

"Hi Nirvana Hi Nirvana Hi Nirvana Hi - OOOOOH! CHOCOLATE!" -Me again

"I'm gonna DIE of small shoes!!!" -Moose, in terror of her new track shoes.

"Why don't you give birth to something useful? Like a Gerbil, or a Lawnmower??" --Aragorn (to Arwen), ATFAH

"Maaann, I hate dangling!" --Bonzi, TLK

Puppet Quotes:

"Frollo refuses to leave my pocket. He says it's warm in there." --Me

"That's not a sock, that's Frollo!" --Mom

"It's bad to leave them in a locker." --Moose, about Clopin and Frollo

Catwiz: Some people want to SLEEP with Clopin
Moose: So?
Catwiz: The REAL Clopin!
Moose: Me too!
Catwiz: NAKED!
Moose: Yeah, so?
Catwiz: *disgusted sigh*

Moose: Now Frollo sees! In color!
Catwiz: Actually, I think he sees in black and white.
Moose: Hence his interior decorating.

"Of course he's mad at you, you ran him over with a bike!" --Moose, about Frollo.

"Clopin/Frollo makes me happy. which makes me sick. Which makes me happy." --Me. It does.

"The grapes would be gray too." --Moose, about Claudeland.

Catwiz: And anyone over 30lbs would be burned at the stake!
Moose: Wouldn't they just cut off the fat and feed the hungry cats?
Catwiz: Oh, you know Frollo, he loves to exaggerate. --Claudeland, again.

"Puppet called me stupid. That made it all better." --Moose.

Science Project Quotes:

"I think it's dead, Catwiz. It isn't moving." --Ant, about Frollo the snail.

"Well, Clopin got all hyper today, and started trying to eat Frollo... then he - she -he- it started ramming into walls and stuff." --Me, about Clopin the guppy

"Um, I think Clopin laid eggs." --Me, two days later

"FROLLO GAVE BIRTH!!!!!!!!" --Me, and so he did, to hundreds of snails.

"YOU HAVE TO SEE THEM!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!! THOUSANDS UPON MILLIONS OF LITTLE MINI-FROLLOS!!!!" --Me, to Moose, on the same topic.

Catwiz: I think he'd run out of numbers and start calling them, like, Frollo the Button ... or Frollo the Seasame Biscuit.
Both: *laugh like retards for a bit*
Moose: Frollo the Croissant. --Same day as last quote.

Catwiz: (picks up a lighter) 'Pretend this is a book.'

(picks up a toy rat and wraps around torso) 'Pretend it's a corset.' --this stuff is my trademark!!!

"My horse tries to ride me." --Fuffy the Demon Elf

"Do me a favor and don't do anything stupid." --Jack, PotC

"Dead, Evil bunnies from hell." --Nirvana Friend

"Your head is FILLED with intricate bounciness!" --Me, to a random passsing kid

'ForkForkForkFORK!!' --Nirvana Friend

"I have to be tortured by homework, wanna come with me?" --The BIG Squishy Ant.

"This is the lucky Precious! We strokes it, and Precious helps! Yes! We are Millionareses now!" --Gollum, ATFAH

"No! I hate nouns! curse their little syllables!!" --Me

"GIMME THAT! He's MINE! I NEED him! He's my prrreeecioussssss! PRRREEECCCIIOOOUUUSSSSSS!" --Me, fighting Fluffy for a Witchking pic. (We were discusssing which of us will have to kiss Grima Wormtongue 'cause we were both drunk on air.)

"I UnDeRsTaNd..." --Gir, Invader Zim

"Oh, SUCK AN ELF! SUCK AN ELF TROOP!" Burly the Troll, The Tenth Kingdom.

"His name is Todt. That SOUNDS a bit like Clop." -Me, about the boys track coach. Don't even ask.

"Pride, and despair, PRIDE, and despair..." --Denethor (I just love the way he SAYS that!)

"...Yes, and MUFFINS!" --Zim, Invader Zim

"I thought you cut that already" --Me, don't ask.

"One is a idiot, two is a freak. What do you want?" --Ant

"Nazgulnazgulnargul MUSHroom MUSHroom." --Moose

"You are on a trolly, a relaxing trolly. But it doesn't have a bell, because that would not be relaxing..." --Magatu, Zoolander

"DER-ICK Zoo-LAn-DER!!!" --Announcer, Zoolander

"Trust you?? You tried to sell my HEAD on E-Bay!" --The WitchKing, ATFAH

"How come I can remember what I choked on 3 years ago, but I can't remember how to tie a knot?" --Random redhead kid from my dream.

"I think I died before that." --Me and Ant, at the same time.

"HeY DUDE Whazzup MAN?" --Uncle Tape, trying to be a rapper

"I KNEW he was constipated!" --Me, to Fluffy, about Treebeard

"You are a bad boy! Out of my castle thingie! NOW!" --Theoden, to Grima, I forgot from where.

"Cough up the midget, Pointy-Girl!" --WitchKing, A messed up version of the Flight to the Ford thing inthe movie. Man, that was lame.

"If I could only remember which Wraith's hairball Arwen was..." -Me. Loooong story.

"Wolf's head, Wolf head, FRIES!" --A random song I sang in the combo line while me and Moose were discussing Spirited Away

"Your cat is retarded. It just fell off the couch." --Nirvana's little sis, who is OLDER then me -_- about Large.

"Air filters must feel good to a Nazgul." -Moose, after reading my fic.

"YOUNG coooww... Nicey Nice! ...mmm.. Squeaky clean! Yeah!" 3 TK Trolls, about a wallet.

"Stare with caution." --Unknown

"Alright, get together on the weekend, get the chain, get the camera." --Moose's mom. Don't ask, but it's a LOT less desturbing then it sounds.

"The spirit of my tonsils still haunts my throat!" --Me, to my doctor.

"Forks make ravioli pretty!" --Me

"--Done yet?
--With one horse.
--I want meat."--Me and Moose.

"--Those aren't mints, they're...
--Mints." --Me and Moose, on the same night as prev. quote.

"I DID look, just not yet." --Moose

"That's poop in Elvis--ELIS-sh--ELVISH!" --Fluffy the Demon Elf

"Rencarnation is getting to try over and over again until you get it right." --Darwin Awards

"And if at first you don't suceed, seriously reconsider what you're doing." --Darwin Awards

"A friend in need is a pest." --Myth Directions

"Don't sit there! I'm moving! Get your legs out of the way! NOW!" --Moose's evil Mom

"That's what they call suicide in track!" -Moose, while watching an Omnimax video about migrating Wildebeests.

Fave Authers! Ok, you may not be on my official list, but if you are here, be happy.

Megan Sleevewillow: Hillarious! A bit too many on the whore jokes, but who cares!

The Noble Platypus: Wow... You are a marvel, really HAHAHAHAHA!

Maran Zelde: Best Invader Zim Parodies I've seen!

Normal Human Being: Normal, I really can't say a thing. You are just plain awsome. I love your stories.!

...And to many others, you guys rock!

LARGE PICS ARE FINALLY UP!!!!!!!!!!! *squeals* Go see his gallery at http:///viewpubimage.asp?id_=8046713 HE'S CUTE!!!!!!!

Ok, you all must be dying of boredom by now. Will I be kind and stop?? NOO!! I WILL NEVER STOP!!! NEVERNEVERNEVER!!!!!

Ok... maybe shall, BUT NOT ON MY OWN FREE WILL! Just my mom's.

I'll shut up now.