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Joined 07-24-13, id: 4920794, Profile Updated: 11-03-15
Author has written 6 stories for Mass Effect, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, and No Game, No Life/ノーゲーム・ノーライフ.

Hello!

I'm a college student with the heart of a child. Most of this profile is rather out-of-date at the moment, but as I get back into the swing of updating my stories I'll try and get that corrected. I do video editing n programming n animation sometimes. I always love a good story though!
When I have an idea that I just can't get out of my head, I'll write it ;)

I like sci-fi quite a bit. I'm a fan of Star Trek and Star Wars and Stargate and Starcraft. Don't actually play Starcraft much though.

I watched Homestarrunner back in the day! ;) high-five to anyone else who did!

I read SCP occasionally. The joke ones mostly XD I like humor more than creepyness.

I had an XBox when I was pretty young and played a load of Halo 2, probably while younger than I should have been. Oops. Ah well, I haven't turned into a crazy murdering psychopath yet!
As such, I'm quite a fan of the Halo series. Halo 4 is kinda meh IMO though.

I'm a fan of the Warhammer 40k universe. I've played Dawn of War, but I haven't done any tabletop stuff.

Recently I've gotten quite into the Mass Effect universe. The conflicts in it are really thought provoking and the characters are nice and deep. The ideas for the tech are cool too.

Also, I play Minecraft! It's a cool game. Maybe even the best. *tears*

I play TF2 sometimes too. Most played class? Spy. Stabby-stabby.

Book series I like? Hmm. There are just... too many. I will tell you this. No Twilight. Nope. I haven't read Harry Potter either, and I don't plan to. Don't kill me XD
Some I do like? His Dark Materials. Artemis Fowl. Ranger's Apprentice. Ender's Game. City of Ember. Pendragon. There's more, but I can't really remember...

If you want to look, I have a FictionPress too with the same username. I don't do too much original writing, but if you like the stuff here, you might want to check out what I have there. http://www.fictionpress.info/u/937313/


Epic Quotes?

"Of course you had to go and press the 'make everything go to hell' button."

"It's not really a 'door,' it's just an annoying thing that opens and closes"

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a completely ad-hoc plot device"

"Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story."

"That's it? THAT's our plan?!!?"
"No, it's MY plan. Don't you dare try and take credit for it."

"Signs AND a road! That's next level signage right there!"

"That dolphin gun is OP."
"First of all, learn to shoot. Second of all, dolphins are not OP. They're majestic."

"You! YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!"
"Well, I'm fine with that. As long as it's a really big number."

"Sometimes I like to tape my thumbs to my hands and pretend I'm a dinosaur"

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Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 696,161 - Reviews: 2574 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 4,564 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
For Tomorrow We Die by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- After surviving the Omega Four Relay mission, the Normandy returns to find the galaxy in political turmoil. Cerberus has been exposed, humanity has lost its council seat, and the geth offer a peace that no one seems to desire. To complicate matters, the Reapers are coming. Most characters present. AU as it invalidates Mass Effect 3. Alternate ending begins chapter 71.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 340,059 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 12/15/2015 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion, Shepard, Garrus V. - Complete
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
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Castle Carnation reviews
Kayaba's dream was altered, polluted due to events beyond his control. It's not how he envisioned it, but Aincrad is complete. His game is complete. Will the players of this game survive a twisted journey of flowers, blood, and guns?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] Argo, Sinon/Shino A.
Have a Plan reviews
Sinon enters Gun Gale Online's 3rd 'Bullet of Bullets' tournament as a sniper. Snipers have weaknesses, but she knows them. No one's going to get the better of her this time... especially not that crazy sword wielder who she'd helped because she thought he'd been a girl. One-shot. Rated for bits of foul language.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Sinon/Shino A. - Complete
Us Kings, You and Me reviews
Thoughts and aspirations of a brother and sister. Spontaneous poetry.
No Game, No Life/ノーゲーム・ノーライフ - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Sora, Shiro - Complete
Shepard Likes Rocket Launchers reviews
Shepard is jealous of the geth. So, he takes steps to rectify the problem, leading to some rather unexpected consequences... A concept 'what if' elaborated into a full-on 'for want of a nail' story with "more twists than a pretzel factory caught in a tornado." Rated for some violence and a tiny bit of fowl language. Yes. Language about birds.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,873 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah
Mass Effect Null: The Night Before The Dreams Soared Free reviews
A mysterious energy wave banished the Reapers, but has also nullified a fundamental principle of physics. The races of the galaxy can no longer traverse between worlds. It seems a dark age, a regression, for civilization. But one night on Earth, a synthetic makes dreams become true...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
Itirilmis reviews
Many years ago, a species was saved. But their homeworld was forgotten. A story of the galaxy, retold by a dying man on a dying world. This is the beginning. This is the end. This is Itirilmis. *Fits with canon, mostly. Companion to my other work, SLRL.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Thane K., Benezia, OC