Hey! I am only doing this for fun. If you don't like people who are don't stand out, don't bother reading these. I'm a girl, American, 14, and in high school. I also don't do sex scenes so if you're looking for a story with those, look somewhere else. If you have a problem with all of that, you can go to hell, ya sexist American hating pervert!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

God created boys before girls, because you make to rough draft before you create a masterpiece!

NO ENTRY! Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

maybe animals do talk, we just never listen

Boys always break girls hearts, Girls just break there faces. Hearts are easier to put back together.

If the world ended tomorrow, no one would care because no one would be left.

I wish wishes came true, but they don’t, so why wish?

"REMEMBER WHEN

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason, why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Holy shit! That was fucking awesome!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Is hauling ass out of town with me.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will give me an umbrella in the rain.
Best Friend: Will steal my umbrella and yell "Run, bitch, run!"

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will give me up to the police for her freedom

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Never go away, even if you want them to.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shiiiiiiiiit!!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I Love Horses! if you do too, paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

I Love the Lost Boys!!!!!!!!! if you do too, paste this into your profile.

Im Sorry

Girl says:

I'm sorry if I'm not a whore

I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.

I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.

I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".

I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for you

I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.

I'm sorry if I'm weird at times

I'm sorry that I write about you every day

I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.

I'm sorry if im not tall/short enough.

I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.

I'm sorry if I'm annoying

I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.

I'm sorry that im different from those other girls

I'm sorry i won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make you happy.

I'm sorry that I actually care about you
and actually call to see how you're doing.

But most of all...
I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.