'ello, I'm Aronpuma (I should redo this, I shall in time)

So you've found my profile, I think this is where I am supposed to tell something about myself and give you insight into me...

Hmmm...

I'm a chronic procrastinator, that isn't really something attractive... well if you want a sense of how it is working out for me at the moment, look below to see when my stories were last updated (it's been a while, but I assure you I'm actually going to get them out, seriously- I am avowed to do it! (and start a new one))

Also, I have become a moderator on an anime role play forum, despite not being that much of an Otaku. But don't get me wrong, it is an awesome everything so feel free to join us!

/forum/Anime-Roleplay/135963/

My stories that is something I can talk about, because that is actually a tad complex:

The Shadows of Midnight (Formerly titled "In the Shadow of Science")

This is my current project, and a very ambitious one at that. I am writing in the style of a season of Doctor Who with the fandoms of Portal, Hetalia, Harry Potter, and Magic School Bus added in, but written as if the reader had never heard of any of these fandoms at all. Because of the style, every 5 to 6 chapters in effect each tells a seemingly isolated story that is also connected to the others in a well thought out overarching plot. Currently these episodes are:

1. The Madman and the Recluse- Which is complete but I may rewrite because it is good, but I think it could be better, just know that the writing quality improves with

2. Time Travelers (Three Different Ones)- Which is also complete and much more characteristic of my writing (with its larger cast)

3. My Big, French, Silurian Wedding- Which I am currently writing

4. The Traitor's Admirer

5. The Genius's Poison

6. The Core of Sakih

7. Caroline's Retrobution

8. 5 Nights in a Barroom

9. Angel Light

10. The Giza Affair

11. Torchwood IV, Reprise

12. Russia's Seronade

13. Time Unwinds

The Fornight War of Windsor Castle

Is a colab I'm doing with DeathbladeMeister, and is entirely Hetalia, and you would probably be lost if you don't

Future Projects

1. Currently I have plans that are very likely to form a story that is a crossover between Doctor Who and the Novel "An Abundance of Katherines." This story will be relativly understandable to people who aren't fans of Doctor Who, and definately understandable to people who aren't fans of the novel. This is because there are only (at the time of this writing) two other stories on this site for the novel and the story will not only be a crossover, but be a multi-Doctor story (4 and 10, the one with the scarf and the one with the sandshoes)

2. I've had several Pokemon ideas that could integrate with Doctor Who for a future crossover; one that might even turn into a sequel/second season for "The Shadows of Midnight"

3. Some star wars ideas that just might make the same fate as above.

4. A Doctor Who story that is potentially stand alone if I don't add it to the crossover. Its working title is "the space museum" (though it should be noted that I haven't been working on it) but it won't end up as that becuase there is already a Doctor Who story called that (from the first Doctor era)

Anyway, I might as well tell you what I ship in case anyone is interested:

Hetalia Parings I Like

USUK and FrUK

I mean, if I was forced to choose then FrUk; but they both work and I like writing conflict in relationships.

AusHun and SwzAus

If I was forced to choose AusHun; but again, they both work.

Spain x Romano

Tomatoes.

Prussia x Romano

I don't like Prussia that much, but if I would ship him with anyone, it would be Romano; they're both overshadowed by their brothers and they're strong personalities would fit nicely.

CanUke

My OTP. Their also both overshadowed by their siblings, but they are actually nice in spite of it.

GerItalia

I tend to side with pairings the show forces down are throats

Greece x Japan

Same reason. I'll feature this if I ever make a Hetalia Okami crossover.

Poland x Lithuania

Canon

Sweden x Finland

Susan and his wife

Denmark x Norway

Concidering how much I detest Prussia, one might be surprised by my love for Denmark, but I love Denmark enough to role play as him

Hetalia Pairings I Don't Like

Prussia x Hungary

I can see it work, but I'd think that Hungary would have higher standards than that

Prussia x Austria

I can't see it work, and Austria would definitely have higher standards

Prussia x Canada

Canada is sensible, he knows better than to date narcissists

Canada x France

I could see Canada wanting it; but I feel that the only person France could not stand to have sex with is mon petite Canada.

Doctor Who Pairings

River x 11

Canon

Amy x Rory

also canon

10 x Rose

canon, though they overplayed the sexual tension in the show.

11 x Rose

Rose is madly in love, while 11 is sexually mute; perfect

Doctor x Tardis

Canon and wonderful

9 x Donna

Not romantically, but for the sass off between them

10 x Donna

No; the genius of the fourth season was that their was no sexual tension what so ever

Jack x Ianto

OTP (for Who anyway)

Jack x Nine

Come on guys, can't I have one crack pairing

Jack x Mickey Smith

Come on guys, can't I have two crack pairngs

Jack x everyone in the entire Universe

This is canon; wait, that means the other two aren't crack pairings

Jack x France

Don't give me anymore Ideas, we're done with who pairings

Pokemon Pairings

If you think that Pokemon is a kids RPG, then go to and see competitive battlers at work or read the Pokemon Adventures Manga (also known as Pokemon Special). You also could read L. Lamora's fanfiction The Game of Champions which, though uncompleted, is what I consider to be the best story on this site.

First, my opinion on the anime. I joined in Hoenn, so I know Ash, May, Max, and Brock best. I also think it was passable up till the end of Sinnoh. After that, Ash de-aged and it went to (censor). However, I might make use of his de-aging if I ever throw Ash into my writing.

Also the manga is wonderful, I've only read up to the Diamond and Pearl Chapter of Pokemon Adventures but it is wonderful.

Oh, and I mentioned Smogon. I think that it is a handy template for battlers that allows people to use Pokemon that they would not normally be able to successfully use in battles

Advanceshipping (Ash x May)

I think I like it best because I grew up with it. I don't see him with Iris because that arc is (censor). Misty's personality is too strong, so I don't really see it working that well. Brock: Ash seams pretty straight to me. Dawn: they have a more friend vibe to me, though I can accept it.

Abilityshipping (Ash x Annabel)

OTP

Ruby x Saphire

I'm not too to dedicated to the manga; but It's basically canon

Grovyle x Celebi

Go play PMD 2 right now if you don't know what this it. It has the best music, best storyline, and arguably the best mechanics of any Pokemon game. That said, screw Abilityshipping, this is my OTP

Bass Guitar shipping (Nate x Roxie)

I don't normally ship in the games, but I ship these two.

Brock x Jack

I need to stop giving me ideas.

Brock x Jack x France

Moving On!

If you ever need a music recommendation that isn't rap or the modern incarnation of pop music or country, then I can help you. I am an audiophile, and I know the best rock, jazz, classical, sea shanties, ect.

And also Interrobangs are the greatest punctuation mark ever invented