Hoshika-chan-Naya!

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from anime

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel whateveryone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're justnormal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL!!!!

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook, We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus

Damn Straight!!

It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"
It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"
It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"
It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"
It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"
It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"
It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"
It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"

& Most Importantly... I'm not a geek, i'm an "Otaku!"

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me

Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart

Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.

Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cry

Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.

Best friend : They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about you

Best friend: Could write a biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your prince.

Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friend: Will offer you a soda.

Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

Best friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.

Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - Bitch-run!"

Friend: Will help you move.

Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire.

Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friend: Will ask why you're crying.

Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel.

Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

Best friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friend: Will never ask for food.

Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front door.

Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Have you found yours-Naya?

Queen of Ice Cream Land!! Bow to me, Peasents!!

Writing for life, Otaku forever!!!

Conquerer of SPOONS!

Apple Juice!!!

The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time; Your argument is invalid

Bitch, Please, I've been through hell and back

BARRELS!!! DAMN YOU!!!

Chair Mode Activate *Boop*

Brofist, tah all the Bros!!!

Things to Remember at Hogwarts

1. I will stop referring to showering as “Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”

2. Polishing my wand is acceptable in the common room. “Polishing my wand” is not.

3. If a classmate falls asleep in the common room, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm

4. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money making concept.

5. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”

6. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil or piranha.

7. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

8. Remus Lupin does not wear a flea collar.

9. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

10. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

11. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

12. I will not impersonate the Emeril in Potions class

13. Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.

14. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

15. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.

16. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The force”

17. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists

18. If asked in class in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the matter in which one should answer.

19. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for an indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.

20. A time turner is not a time capacitator, and therefore I should not install one in any muggle cars.

21. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors

22. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer then 15 seconds I am to assume I am not allowed to use it.

23. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order just to see what happens

24. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts; A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

25. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball

26. I will not cast the occasional Obliviate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing.

27. I will not lock Gryffindors and Slytheryns in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.

I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.

I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytheryn quidditch matches.

Bringing fortune cookies to Divination does not count as extra credit.

I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy.

I will not charm the suits of armor to sing “Knights of the Round Table” at the Christmas feast.

I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

I will not dress as Voldemort for Halloween

I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

I will not sing “we’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the headmasters office.

I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then students yell Ni from various directions.

Hobbits are not fat; their big boned

Does any one else wish they could use the Force so they don't have tah get off their asses?

Lazy Rule: If it falls under the bed, it's gone. Forever.

Hold your head high; And your middle finger higher.

Mom: Go out side and get some air.

Me: But... There's people...

A Poem for the General Audience:

Roses are red

Nuts are brown

Skirts go up

Pants go down

Body to body

Skin to skin

When it's stiff...

Stick it in

It goes in dry

And comes out wet...

The longer it's in

The stronger it gets

It comes out dripping

And starts to sag...

Oops!! It's not what

You think!

It's a Lipton Tea Bag!

Your Dirty Mind, ne?

The most annoying are those who are in exceptionally good shape at the gym. I'm like: What are you doing here? You're done.

I'm not short tempered, I'm just quick to reacting to bullshit.

I don't trip; I do random Gravity Checks

I'm a bad influence... But I'm damn fun!! /

I've never been in love... But I guess it's the similar feeling to when you see your waiter bring your food...

While everyone else is in love, I'm just here like, "This tree... I like this tree... It's a very good tree..."

To all anime haters... I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO!! BITCH!!!

Yes, I'm a girl who plays video games.

Yes, I'll make you a sandwich, but bitch you better make me one too, sometimes

Im not a shopaholic; One pair of converse is all I need. (The occasional flip flop too)

I don't need no fancy restaurant; hot cheese pizza is fine.

Diet? That's not in my vocabulary

Ill let you hang out with your friends, but you better give me some space too

We don't waste beer... It's to precious

I'd rather just stay home and play video games all day if it means no pants

Duck face, meet my gun

Food... Now there's a word I know

No fancy words please, I don't need no headache out of school

I prefer jeans, shorts, and sweats to dresses and frilly skirts

And no, I don't need some Romeo or some jacked-up prince in tights... I prefer dragons, if you will.

Words of advice to people who cut;

You say you're damaged... But are you really?

You say you're all alone... But take a look around, there's billions of people outside your window

So listen closely to those who say their 'damaged.'

Put down the razor. Put down the knife. Clean your wounds, bandage them up tight. Get dressed as you will, or as you please. Go to your door, open it up. Breathe in the sunshine; breathe in the air. Look around. See those trees, or the green grass that surrounds them? That's why you live. Your here for a reason. Find it. Your story is unfolding, that ink pen writing down your every move. Right now your story is dull, fill it with adventure. Find your dragon, find your princess. Defeat the dark side, slay the ring. Go across the globe, defeat your pirates. Just know that your filling your story with words to your liking Just yours. Fill your book up, up to the brim, then think back. Are you really alone? Are you really damaged? You're just a a standstill before the plot begins; before your adventure starts. Every story needs that one filler chapter; your is done. So go on now, adventurer of your story! Nothing really holds you back... Except you. Your story begins now. Enjoy!

Dont Expect a 'bless you' after your fifth sneeze... Get that shit under control.

Did you know?:

Internet addiction will be classified as a real mental disorder in 2013.

You know what that means... *wink* SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Dear that one bitch in school that I really hate: If you were a cookie, you'd be a whoreo. Enjoy life, whoreo!

Just because I laugh alot... Doesn't mean my life is easy

Just because I have a smile on my face Everyday... Doesn't mean I don't have something bothering me...

I choose to move on, and not dwell on all the negatives in my life

Every new moment gives me that chance to renew anew

I choose to be happy.

My name (Pen name) is Hoshika-chan. I write because I love to. I laugh because I want to. I live because I need to. Not for me... But for my nakama. As a wise woman once said, "You don't die for ones friends... You live for them instead." That's just what I plan to do. So please, I hope you give my stories a chance. It helps my self esteem. So live on, General Viewing Audience! And I'll see you all in rehab!! (I'll be the one with a cell full of manga stuff, and big stuff animals!! )

Hoshika-chan, Child of the Stars.