Greetings, comrade! I am Bombastic Barbaric Bastard! I hail from the land of Badassium, and where others like myself, reside in this strange world. Welcome all!

Favorite Music Groups: Two Steps From Hell, Dethklok, Disturbed, AC DC, heavy metal in general, and Orchestras.

Favorite Games: The Battlefield series, Call of Duty, Halo, SWTOR, SWKOTOR, Skyrim, Assassins Creed, NFS, LOTR, Gauntlet Legends and Dark Legacy, MH, MH2, MHT, MHTU.

Favorite Shows: The Big Bang Theory, Seinfeld, River Monsters, Call of the Wildman, Lost Tapes, Unbreakable Machine-Doll, The World God Only Knows series, The Irregular at Magic High School, SAO I & II.

Well, that's about it. Sorry to disappoint.

Don't like it? Well not everyone has the same tastes, gotta embrace that fact.

A/N Update: You all might be wondering: 'What the hell is going on with you?', and you have every right to. Due to some unforeseen circumstances, I cannot write at this current time and was high time I delete the old 'garbage' stories I wrote when I first came to this site. However long it might take me to make newer ones, if there will be any, is currently unknown at this time. And many might think it's just me sounding lazy, you are welcomed to think that, it's your own opinion, no one else's matters but your own.

But I will say this: If there's a story you want to find out there, why not make it your own one? This world is filled with many people who have a hidden talent just waiting to be discovered. I hope you will find yours one day as writing, definitely wasn't mine but hey, it was fun while it lasted~.

Thank you to all who Read, Followed, Favorited my stories, especially the ones who reviewed. For I considered it an honor that you even read my story and left your thoughts, hurtful or not, I still wanna thank you all.

Good luck to you all future writers out there, may God smile upon you and your success~!

Sincerely,

Bombastic Barbaric Bastard.