The NessSnorlax
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Joined 10-17-03, id: 471981
Author has written 1 story for Mario.

Tungjatjeta! Welcome to my bio, the bio of the strange and wacky authoress The NessSnorlax. Of course, since this intro section is not very interesting, just explaining my name, read below for more information!


STUFF THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW, WELL, NOT REALLY, BUT IT'S HELPFUL OR SOMETHING!
Real Name
: Sheena
DOB: May 20, a year in the 20th Century
Where My Humble A
dobe Land Is: Either Pennsylvania or Japan, depending on sources.

STUFF THAT I'M INTERESTED IN
Video Games
: EarthBound, Mario, Zelda, Tales of Symphonia, SimCity, Civilization, The Sims, Pikmin, Pokemon, and a lot of other games too, like Tetris, and Halo, for example. :P

The Programmes That Appear Magically On The Black or Chrome Coloured Box With A Screen, Usually About 25 Of Your Mortal Inches: I don't really watch television anymore, except for those late night shows on the three major networks (read: NOT the CW).

Food: Fried meatballs! Yummy! I also like pizza, creamed ice, cake, baklava, other meat, chocolates, salmiakki, and other yummy treats of the mind.

And Now For A Change of Pace; Stuff That I Don't Like!: E.T. (that old Atari game), Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, Action 52, boring television shows, other boring stuff, even more boring stuff, and... the letter "R".


FANFIC STUFF! (Or what you've all been waiting for!)

10/19/2006 - Chapter 10 of M&L:CSS is now uploaded! Mario and Luigi finally get the legendary bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, and encounter talking toasters.

10/14/2006 - After a long hiatus of about a year, I've finished chapter 9 of M&L:CSS. Why did it take this long? I sort of grew uninterested in writing for a while (a long while... :P), but then one day, I thought about it and said, "You know? I should give this a shot again." I'll try and update more frequently.

The current fanfics on the market include: The ever-popular Mario and Luigi: Crazy Star Saga! The sort-of never ending story telling the tales of these two famous plumbers on their never-ending quest to liberate Bulgaria and save Princess Peach from flying potato trees, while heavily diverging from the plot of the original game!

The upcoming stuff will include: More M&L:CSS chapters! After finishing the parody of Superstar Saga, the same story will be continued but as a paordy of Super Mario RPG (with Superstar Saga stuff). Right now, I'm thinking of creating the sequel, tentatively titled Mario and Luigi: Partners in Brine (which, of course, would be the parody of M&L: Partners in Time).

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Strawberries by Aki Kaminari reviews
After finishing the journey to destroy the remaining Expheres, Lloyd begins to realize feelings for someone he never imagined. LxZ WARNING: BL/yaoi/whatever you want to call it.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Lloyd I., Zelos W. - Complete
Pikario & Chuigi: Poké Star Saga! by PerfectPinkWater reviews
[COMPLETED!] The story of Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga retold...But this time, EVERYONE'S A POKéMON! Chaos ensues, beans are eaten, and other stuff happens! Rated for cursing, death, sexual themes, and pure insanity in later chapters! R&R!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,293 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
The Hot Chosen by Ryu Warrior reviews
CHAPTER 14 FINALLY UP! 15: Now that Lloyd and Zelos found their beloved friends what happens now? There are so many twists and turns that they might break their backs at the process! No way!
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,412 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Lloyd I., Zelos W.
College Rule Pikario: The Very Old Door Thingy! by PerfectPinkWater reviews
[COMPLETED!] When Peach sends Pikario a letter containing a mysterious map, he sets out to meet her, but soon finds she's gone missing! Not only that, but strange secrets and Pokemon are lurking around every corner! What IS The Very Old Door Thingy?
Mario - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,710 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CARDBOARD MARIO by Jackie-Obie reviews
SUPERSTAR SAGA SHOULD HAVE BEEN NAMED CARDBOARD MARIO! With new and advanced cardboard technology! And random appearances by Homeslice. BWAHAHA---Ch. 9 UP!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004
Swiper Gets a Gun by Evil Rabid Kadabra reviews
Ummm...I don't even know why I did this, I guess I was really bored, or I was tired, but, I was watching Dora the Explorer for a while for no apparent reason, and I made this fic. That show annoys me...
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2002
Mario and Luigi: Crazy Star Saga reviews
Chapter 10 uploaded! While trying to find the cure for Queen Bean, Mario and Luigi encounter talking toasters. Parody of Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga. Mario and Luigi go off to the Beanbean Kingdom to rescue Peach, but encounter the strangest things!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,193 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004