There once was a man who loved bread, and he also loved chocolate. He loved them so much that he didn't want to choose which substance to eat at any single given moment. Therefore, the man proceeded to layer his treasured bread with his beloved chocolate, and eat them both instantaneously. People passed by him and commented ugly things. "Gross! This dude is combining two stuff together that just never made its way into each others arms before!" The man continued eating his chocolatey bread, because it was damn good and he knew it, and that was all that mattered. A few days later, a couple curious people mimicked the man, and realized that bread and chocolate were an absolutely divine combination. They thanked him for his brilliance, and folks have been consuming chocolate with their bread ever since.

Moral of the story?

Nutella.

Nutella is delicious, people.