Well, hello there, if you have stumbled here it probably means your hoping to find out more about me, in which case if you have welcome and enjoy, in case you have come to the wrong page just hit that good ol' back button and work your way back. For those of you have stayed for the mild entertainment and probably too much swearing Nearly Mellow is an awesome name I came up with taking Near and Mello from Death Note and adding a letter or two to make two words that do actually exist. Clever aren't I. I am twenty seven years old and a yaoi pervert, if you want to read some weird straight sexiness and kissing and all that then you are not in the right place either as I only write yaoi I also happen to draw a lot of filthy yaoi too...just FYI

I have written both Death Note and Bleach fan-fictions, I know, not much of a variety, However since I am broadening my horizons there is a chance more series will come up eventually. Now I am not exactly a pro at writing, I make many mistakes and I fuck things up ALL THE TIME. My characters are usually a bit OOC because I have a short term memory and often cant remember for an absolute certain what most characters are like so if you came here to flame me for my OOCness then hit that back button because I have a legitimate excuse for it. So here is my disclaimer

Nearly Mellow doesn't own anything, all characters and places featured in my fan fictions belong to other much smarter and talented people. If you do not enjoy yaoi do not read this, if you expect me to be perfect and have the characters exactly alike to the way they are in the manga/anime then also do not read this. People change is certain situations so please have that in mind before you flame me for the OOCness. I am not a professional writer, I make mistakes If the characters DO NOT meet your expectations I do apologize but I often forget characters and their traits and unless I write as soon as I have finished watching the first ten minutes I WILL NOT and CAN NOT get them exactly right so please hang in there and I will try and edit them later on. As for story lines these come into my head and I write, if my story is somewhat anything like yours once again I apologize but I did not steal it and I will not delete it, I have a trouble reading because I forget half way through what I am reading so I give up, yes it's ok to laugh it's funny, so I have not read your fan fiction so I didn't not steal your idea and those I have read and reviewed you would not believe how much patience I need to have to re-read a chapter several times over before I review and even right now I can't remember anything about any stories I have read. In conclusion I love yaoi anime, I love writing and I love making crap up please refrain from flaming until you have finished reading the whole story, if you don't like the story then move on, no need to be an asshole.

Anyway. I suppose if I had to chose between Bleach and Death Note I wouldn't be able to because I love them both so much but my absolute favourite character of the two series? Hands down, without a doubt Mello from Death Note, why? because from what I can and do remember I think he and I are very much a like. We both have a don't give a fuck attitude we do what we want when we want and wont be told otherwise, we both love chocolate and we really don't give a rat's ass whether someone likes us or not. He is the best bitch ever, permanent PMS and in my mind probably loves a bit of S&M with Matt, being the submissive piece of hot ass he is, he would love having the power BE STILL MY BEATING HEART!!

So you have come to the end of my profile page, congratulations you made it through. From the very inspirational words of Byakuya Kuchiki..."Yes, Renji is quite a stunning breed of man meat, with whom I treat like a little bitch"...NAH I'm kidding, although wouldn't it be hot if had actually said that? From the very inspirational words of L Lawliet "Call me what you like I am taking this cake"...or something along those lines anyway...I can't fucking remember (insert smiley face)

Love to you all, thanks for stopping by, Bass.