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Joined 03-24-13, id: 4617589, Profile Updated: 08-03-13
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight.

We bring you the funniest text message, iPhone fail, Auto correct fail and just plain old crazy LOL Fic's.


It can be any pairing, any 'ward, any 'ella, wolves, vamps, AH, AU, ANYTHING. As long as your OS has somewhere in the story line an auto correct fail, text message fail and most important it needs to be funny as hell ;)

Get creative! We want it all!

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Hosts:

CaliGirlMon

ClancyJane

Judges:

ClancyJane

Shenaniwhatagans

SDFanFicChic

Padme35


Contest Results

I would like to thank everyone who entered,beta'd, read and voted!

The winners are:

Judges Award - 1st Place

Things Found in Nature by Staceleo

Judges Award - 2nd Place

A Cell in the Hand is NEVER Worth More than an Ed in the Bush by RvrSong

Public Vote - 1st Place

Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous

Public Vote - 2nd Place

Things Found in Nature by Staceleo

Best Edward

Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous

Best Bella

Double Dings by Twiddler83

Best Alternate Pairing Alice/Jasper

Peacocks and Pings by Miss Mightier Pen

Best Scene Stealer Esme

Outed by Scarlet Grey-Cross

Hottest Text Fail Tied

Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by HoodfabulousThings Found in Nature by Staceleo

Judges' Pick - ClancyJane

Things Found in Nature by Staceleo

Judges' Pick - Shenaniwhatagans & Padme35

Chips and Dip by Nocturnal Emissions

Host's Choice - CaliGirlMon

Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous

Judges' Pick - SDFanFicChic

Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips by Hoodfabulous

Contributors

OUTED: Scarlet Grey-Cross

A Cell in the Hand is NEVER Worth More than an Ed in the Bush: RvrSong

Double Dings: Twiddler83

Tatted Hips & Wicked Lips: Hoodfabulous

Things found in Nature: staceleo

Chips and Dip: Nocturnal Emissions

Peacocks & Pings: Miss Mightier Pen

Surprises & Parties: Shades Of Purple


Rules

Length: 1,500 to 10,000 plus words
Genre: Any genre is cool :)
Rating: Any rating. Readers should be advised that the contest may include some M-rated stories.
Pairing: Any.
Content Limitations: NO incest, bestiality, rape, RPF, or pedophilia. Yuck. Offending submissions will be disqualified upon receipt.
Number of Entries: 1 single entry per author plus 1 collaboration
Continuations: After voting is completed and the winners have been announced, you’re free to continue your oneshot.

All submissions will be validated upon receipt for adherence to rules and a base level of quality.

Please use a beta. Judges cannot participate in beta, or pre-read submissions, so please don't ask them :)

We encourage you to pimp the contest, but this is an anonymous contest. Please don’t hint about which entry is yours. The same applies to betas. Let's keep it fair for everyone.

We'd love to see entries from new authors, so if you've been thinking about writing but have held back, use this as an excuse!

Winners Chosen by

"Top notch goes to the story that makes us piss ourselves from laughing!"

Public vote (1st place and 2nd place)
Judges’ Scores (1st place and 2nd place)

Prizes are fun, and we'd love to award other categories: Categories are subject to change based on contest participation.

Prizes: For First and Second Place Public Vote and Judges’ Awards…A fully personalized, 100% customized banner!

Important Dates

We will begin accepting submissions March 25th, 2012. Submissions will close at 11:59pm (EST) on May 6th, 2013.

Popular Voting from May 7th, 2013 to May 21st, 2013.

Winners announced on here and on the blog during the week starting May 21st, 2013 (to be confirmed)

Submissions should include the following in the header...

Contest entry for the Twi-Fic Text Message LOL Contest

Title:

Author Name: will be removed

Pairing:

Rating:

Beta(s): will be removed

Word Count: not including header and summary

Summary: (optional- A standard "Contest entry for..." will be used if no summary is included)

Disclaimer:

Submit via email at: twificloltextmessage@

Qualifying submissions will be added to the contest page once validated.

Questions? PM on FFN, or e-mail us at twificloltextmessage@

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Chips and Dip reviews
A night of mixed up texts, midnight rendezvous and steaming lemons will leave you laughing wriggling as you enjoy a night with all of your favorite couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,887 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Alice - Complete
A Cell in the Hand is NEVER Worth More than an Ed in the Bush reviews
Bella and Edward are busy parents who have difficulty finding 'quality time' together. They fit it into their lives any way they can – including through text messages. But sometimes, things don't always go the way Bella plans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
OUTED reviews
Introduced by Jasper, Emmett and Edward hit it off right away. After a texting fiasco where Emmett accidentally 'outs' himself to his mom, can things possibly work out?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Surprises and Parties reviews
After a child's birthday party, Leah and Jake go on a very special date. They spend the evening enjoying each other's company.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Tatted Hips and Wicked Lips reviews
Bella Swan can't stand Edward Cullen. She hates his tattoos, his piercings, and his stupid band. But mostly she hates how badly she wants him. He hates her too...or so she thinks. Will one iPhone fail change everything?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 263 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Peacocks and Pings reviews
Alice crosses the line with Jasper. Yeah, that line; the one that crosses personal lines, state lines, and insanity lines, too.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Double Dings reviews
One amazing night, a bottle of wine and an iPhone converge for a crazy adventure in mistaken identity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Things Found in Nature reviews
Bella Swan is surprised by a graphic picture on her phone from a stranger. Now that she's seen his hose, will she let him water her garden?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mud Bath reviews
Contest Entry for the Twi-Fic Text Message Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Bella, Edward, Renée - Complete