Kicking Poehide bio
Author has written 9 stories for Enchanted Forest, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, and RENT. formerly Horrabin's Army (About me.)(A world of unfascinating facts.) dani. female. eighteen. nerd. writer. sometimes vegetarian. dysthymic. oscar wilde obsessed. go tell your sister 'stop playing with new machines' |
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Isengard's Captives by Lisseyelen aka Lady V reviews
SHOCK: UPDATE! What if Gandalf wasn't the only one held prisioner on the Tower of Isengard? What if the prince of Mirkwood was captured before him? Rating is for gratuitous elftorture. Also features the twins!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 135,303 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
My Maureen by ElanorRose reviews
Joanne's Maureen is anything but mainstream. Joanne's POV, a bit experimental, like a 20 Facts fic, but from a character's mind. Strong language.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Maureen J., Joanne J.
It Takes Three to Tango by ThexInvisiblexGirl reviews
What happened right after the girls stormed out of the billiard room at the end of Take Me Or Leave Me? Missing scene in 3 parts. Please R&R!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Mark C., Joanne J., Maureen J. - Complete
A Crazy Thing by ElanorRose reviews
Joanne, after working for a long evening, pauses to give some attention to an impatient Maureen. Oneshot, pure, unadulterated fluff. T for Joanne's mouth.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Maureen J., Joanne J. - Complete
Bridges by ElanorRose reviews
Maureen and Joanne, boredom on a hot summer day. Fairly timeless, could be during the show, could be after. They're cute and fluffy. Oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Maureen J., Joanne J. - Complete
How Dumb Were You? by duj reviews
WARNING, SPOILERS FOR HBP. Was Dumbledore dumb? Harry hasty? Hermione hokey? WonWon wanton? And what did Fred and George have to do with it? More: Sluggish Slughorn, halfhearted halfblood prince, delinquent Draco, repetitive Riddle, go getter Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
Nitwit, Blubber, Oddment & Tweak by Darth Stitch reviews
After the events in HBP, Severus Snape finds himself alone in the house at Spinner's End, with memories of a certain Daft Olde Coote.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Severus S., Albus D.
Dumbledore's Man by duj reviews
HBP spoilers, Character death. Harry stood up slowly, shaking off the ashes of a dead dark lord... A few feet away a long blackclad body lay prone where it had fallen after shielding him from an organripping curse...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Happiest Memory by Pasi reviews
Albus Dumbledore sets three requirements for Severus Snape's entry into the Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Past and Pending by jesouhaite47 reviews
Meredith isn't the only one keeping secrets. Spoiler fic for the end of season one. (DerekMeredith)
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2005
Saving Severus Snape by JinnyJ reviews
Harry has been having bad dreams again. This time, however, it is not Voldemort's mind he seems to be sharing: it is Snape's. Voldemort has discovered that Snape is a traitor and is holding him captive. After OoTP. Completed. Please review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Duality of Servitude by Adia7 reviews
Severus Snape experiences the burden of serving two masters. A one-shot look at the torture his life must have been after GoF. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
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As You Were reviews
Severus Snape returns home after a meeting with Voldemort, only to find an unexpected visitor waiting for him...[2 parts, pre and postHBP]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Fruitcake reviews
Nobody gets away with insulting Angel's fashion. Luckily, Collins is there to cheer her up.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Angel D., T. Collins
Chemistry reviews
Mark and Collins come to a realization...immediately postRENT.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Mark C., T. Collins - Complete
All the Same reviews
[Catcher in the Rye] Holden muses about hair and phonys. Short, oneshot...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
Comfortably Numb reviews
Severus Snape can feel the very moment his soul splits. [HBP spoilers]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
To His Knees reviews
Snape and Dumbledore's final conversation. [HBP spoilers]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S., Albus D.
The Replacements reviews
Snape wears a dress. Trelawney becomes a Death Eater. Confused? Well, so are they. A botched spell leaves each in the other's body...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S.
Just Like Clockwork reviews
Poem based on Anthony Burgess's A Clockwork Orange. Alex's POV after being "redeemed"...and all that cal
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2004
Kiss and Telemain reviews
Telemain loves Morwen, but can he tell her? Short, one-shot fic. A bit fluffy, but cute. REVISED!
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Complete
