I am new at this so don't kill me.
Also I am not J.K. Rowling and am not pretending to be so don't sue me!
I want to write really good Fanfic so I need you to review so I know if I stink or not. P.S. Resmiranda is one of the best authors in the universe. Thanx

Ok, I have gotten a review from someone, (thank you whoever you are) who has pointed out to me how sucky Patronus was. I wrote that like two years ago, in fact I wrote like everything on here two years ago. I am much better now (at least I hope I am). I have decided to take Patronus off line along with it's sequal, Domestic darkness. If you reall want it back (first go to a doctor) review one of my stories asking for it back, k? I am now about to obliterate the pain and agony of so many readers.

Ok. Sometimes when you leave a story and go back to it, the story is much better. Other times, you forget about it, what the plot is who the characters are and it dies. That happened to Sweetest Flower, Heir of Darkness and...Awaiting the Light. (Avoids objects xSnapeLoverx is throwing at her) I'm sorry! I tried to bring it back for you I really did, but it died and it was like trying to bring back a dead puppy. I couldn't do it! I prolly won't add for a long time. I am going to work on one Story based in Harry's sixth year and try to make it really good before I put it up.

To give meaning to my life:
Guess what? I met ALAN RICKMAN!!!!!! I talked to him so haha! You cannot kill me! I am one of the blessed ones! right...stopping...sorry

Ok, bio, this should actually say something about me so...

House: Slytherin/Ravenclaw (cause I'm geeky and bitchy so...)

Favorite quotes:

You 10:30, you 10:45, bring a friend

If pro is the opposite of con than what is the opposite of Progress

Any Monty Python thing.

Percy, your a prefect? You should have said something, we had no idea. Hang on I remember him mentioning it once at dinner and once (or twice) each minute, all summer.

I don't suffer from Snapism. I enjoy every minute of it.

But what about elevensies and afternoon tea, and dinner and supper? Does he know about those?

He can break wind at both ends simultainiusly, which is more than any god can do.

Harry, you don't want hold in your anger like that mate. yah, just let it all out. think there are some people in china who haven't heard you yet.

HP Character I am most like: Know-it-allism from Hermione. Snape's Sarcasm and Snide.

Favorite books:
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
Misc. Fantasy/Sci-fi
Silence of the Lambs/Red Dragon
Anything by Dostoyevsky, but mainly Brothers Karamozov
Anything by Pushkin
(Give me titles of books if you know them, i'm running out!)

People in books I wish were real because I am madly in love w/ them:

1) Alyosha (BROTHERS KARAMOZOV) [Perfect man alert!]
1) Faramir (LORD OF THE RINGS) [Perfect man alert!]
2) Severus Snape (HP)
2) Remus Lupin [Gotta love those cuddly werewolves...] (tie w/ Snape) (HARRY POTTER)
3) Legolas (LORD OF THE RINGS)
4) Mr. Darcy (PRIDE & PREDJUDICE)
5) Colonel Brandon (SENSE AND SENSIBLITY)
6) Mr. Rochester (JANE EYRE)

I will probably think of more... hehe