Oh, hi there, welcome to my story collection. I plan on writing a story that isn't Pokémon. I'm writing the idea. It is not the one I now have up, which I will update irregularly. (Hint: It's a

snes(s) game I think...) I couldn't have

made the hint much more obvious without telling you what it is. I have it about half written, and it is on break for now.

I am currently working on a fic with Misterbland1, who is a great writer. It's at least going to have 10 chapters. Some

chapters are up now. It may be a while before the next chapter is up, because he has school, and I have to much free time.

I will update my non-Pokemon fic when my other fictions are done, updating irregularly. Pokémon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky novelization is now up, the first chapter at least. Read it if you like my stories, because it is my best written fiction yet.

I am thinking of a Pokemon fiction similar to a CYOA, where I will write a story with the Pokemon chosen by other people. Maybe even more than just my POkemon chosen by other people. Anyone can help, just PM me with the title "Can I help with your fiction?" I will only allow about 20 people, and I have 4 people already, and I will choose the Pokemon out of the bunch. I will think of the choices equally. Here are some rules: NO legendary Pokemon, NO shiny Pokemon and NO over powered fully evolved Pokemon as they all MUST start as a basic evolution AND at level 3-10 dependimg on the Pokemon. (The starter always will start at level 5, ect.) Don't submit joke suggestions for Pokemon either like "Use sunkern." and stuff like that, that it trolling and yiur choice will no longer matter to me. That mwans you will no longer get to help with the fiction. Also, I want a diverse typing, so do NOT keep submitting dragon types named Killer, godzilla, shark, Whiskers or other things like that. One Dragon type is enough for the team, thank you. I will PM you more details if you want to help.

Philosophy for others to think about: When life gets to serious, let rip a joke, or let one rip, either is fine, because too much

seriousness is bad, though too much silliness isn't good either.

A world without dreams is a depressing world.

There are many branching paths for us to take, we just need to follow the one we want.

A friend is there for you, a good friend is kind to you, a great friend trusts you, a true friend knows you.

What we use every day started as an idea, so let ideas flow from you like a mighty river.

Dreams can make the start of a journey.

One of the most random thing I have ever said: "When life gives you lemons, make fish taco salad."-- 8th grade, during P.E

Another, less strange quote from me: "It is better to shine quickly and bright then to never shine at all."

Something that I thought, "Fear is a beautiful, monstrous thing."

A belief that I follow: Hope is impossible to destroy, and it can only be diluted.

Tips that I learned about writing: Pokemon

If you can't figure out how to spell it, sound it out, type how you think it is, and hope you spelled it close enough that spell

check can tell what you meant.

A cliché is fine if a character is saying them, though not anywhere else, unless it's supposed to be funny.

Be descriptive.

If you can't think of a lot of unique characters like ScytheRider can, don't be afraid to ask for an OC or two, some fictions

started out small with few characters, and grew big because of OC submission. (PMD: Explorers of Destiny by TrainerNaps

appears in my mind when I think about this writing tip.)

Remember to have fun writing, or else you may give up because a good story should be finished.

Practice on paper, and when it looks good enough, or great enough, publish it here.

Try to have a varying age audience, only having M or T rated is fine, but having a light-hearted K or K plus story is great for everyone.

Comic relief is key, because without it things can get too intense for the reader.

Comic relief characters are a good form of comic relief.

Enjoy my stories. Heh. Heh-heh. Ha-ha. AHH-HAA-HAA. AAAHH-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAH! That is my insane laugh.

Here is a look into who I am on the inside:

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you believe in one god, doesn't matter what religion, only that you believe in one god, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in faith, and that you would die before you would renounce your faith, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that faith in god is part trust, part hope, and part belief, copy and paste this into your profile

Some interesting facts that I learned:

Did you know that believing in a religion, (Any religion) you are more likely to survive a surgery without serious side

effects?

Did you know that Judaism, Islam, and Christianity all believe in the same god?

Did you know that Jellybelly (Copyrighted) use actual black pepper in their black pepper beans?

I am a christian, I act crazy sometimes, but I believe that god will guide me to a great path.

Now for some random things to get off of the topic of faith.

If you think that genius is 50 percent insanity, 25 percent book smart, twenty percent street smart, and five percent

stupid bravery, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that you can learn a lot from people who are slightly off (Or a lot off), copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a guy, and don't understand why girls go crazy for average looking guys, seemingly only because they are famous,

copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can turn on and off your insanity at will, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are.
The olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can siltl raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thguoht slpeling was ipmorantt!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Of crsaoe, ahturos need to slepl crtocrley to wtrie btteer.

95 of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek,Laby Anne Boleyn, Horsie Friend, kiss-her-theta, Crazy Psycho Book Freak, ghost13579, wolfboydude52

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

95 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if you're a part of the 5 yelling "Jump B*!"

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

The Guide to Life (Copy and paste this into your profile, and add your own!)

1. Never tell your secrets to a parrot
2. Never piss off someone who has magical powers
3. Never let somebody who strongly dislikes you dye your hair
4. When in doubt, ask fictional characters from your favorite fandom in your head for advice

5. Never listen to reason

6. don't eat the green stuff

7. NEVER eat yellow snow or snow with what looks like chocolate chips in or on it.

92 of the teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gone and corrected some misspelled words in copy and pasted stuff, copy and paste this into your bio.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer then it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer then it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you're trying to make longer and yes, I'm completely aware that I'm saying all this just to make this cope and paste a hell of a lot longer then it has to be, I'm just smart like that!

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you love ice cream, copy this and paste this into your profile.

I LIKE CUPCAKES!! If you are random, copy this and paste this into your password.

If you have ever ran into a door before, copy this and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read these 'copy and paste' things, copy this and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

IF YOU HATE TWILIGHT WITH A BURNING PASSION AS HOT AS THE SUN COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

If you are a night owl, get up late and go to bed even later every day, copy this in your profile.

If you think that girl's dad in the Eggo Waffle commercial needs psychiatric help for trying to take her waffles, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't write slash, incest, or pedophile. If you don't either, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever been unaware that something important was happening, post this into your bio.

Most girls would scream if they saw 1d, if you either A, are a guy, or B, don't care, and would instead throw a pie in their face, smile and sarcastically say "Enjoy your pie.", post this into your bio.

I choose to be single, if you do to, post this into your bio.

I once had a personality question asking what my pet peeve was. I answered "I don't own a pet named peeve, but if I did, it would be a lizard.".

"It all started with a badly timed bald joke." post this into your bio if you know where the quote came from.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ7QgxqnEkk That is the only remix (Or song in general) that ever made me cry

Somg of friendship (A song I wrote about having a true friend)

I used have no friends, no one to be with, until I met you.

You were different, somehow you were completely different.

I don't know how, but I am glad I was- am, friends with you.

You would help me back up when I fell down,

you would cheer me up when my spirits fell,

so many memories of being with you,

thank you.

You are the greatest friend anyone could have,

you are kind, you are helpful and always cheery.

You are a true friend.

I still remember the day we were walking in the park.

Two bullies came up and picked on me,

you told them to stop and leave me alone.

They may have beat you to the ground, but you got back up,

I will never forget that day, the day you showed me what courage is.

You are the truest friend anyone could have,

you are kind, you are helpful, brave and always cheery.

You are a great friend.

I remember the day we grew up and finished high school.

We said our goodbyes, and I had a bad feeling that I would never see you again.

That night I cried so many tears.

Years after that, after I have gotten a successful job and am happily married,

I never forgot about you.

That day, I got a letter addressed to me.

When I saw where the letter came from,

and who wrote it,

I cried joyfully.

You haven't forgotten about me, and I never forgot you,

Thank you.

You are the greatest, truest friend anyone could have,

you are kind, helpful, brave, and always cheery.

You are a perfect friend.

(End of song)

I hope you like the song!

This is the end of my profile. What, were you expecting a joke? Okay, one last joke. Time flies when you have fun, so why does school make time fly sometimes?