I have lurked FF for a while now and I've decided to try to write a few TWD stories of my own.

None of my stories will have OCs.

They will probably all suck.

None of them will be Romances, and some of them will probably be diabolical and sick.

Okay, I might have to write a Mary Sue OC just for fun.

"Like, my name is Blaze Aurora Haleigh Nightsky and I am proficient with every weapon known to man. I ride horses and motorcycles expertly and I drive a gas guzzling muscle car. I can outshoot and out-drive any man that ever lived and, oh, by the way, did I mention that I'm gorgeous? I have long, wavy jet black hair that contrasts with my flawless porcelain skin and my lovely emerald green eyes. My heavenly body boasts firm, round 36D breasts, a tiny waist, solid, well shaped, luscious buttocks and long smooth legs. I'm usually dressed in camo pants and a tight, black spandex tank top and combat boots, but sometimes I squeeze into short shorts or a flirty leather short skirt. I have a bad temper and a smart mouth and I am quick to punch people I don't like in the face. I'm tough and I swear a lot. I'm also stronger, a better shot, smarter and faster than anyone I will ever encounter. I also have a loyal (pick one: German Shepard, pitbull, wolf hybrid, wolf, Doberman, mountain lion, pteradactyl) that is smarter than Lassie ever was. Don't you just love me already?"

Sorry, but that was fun.

I have never seen a fandom with so many Mary Sue OFCs. It truly is nauseating and funny at the same time.

I love a good fictional character whumping, so go on and torture Daryl Dixon, the MacManus twins, Loki, Thor, and whoever else is within the reach of your whip. I will gleefully read and review your diabolical, sick story!

FF FINALLY created a search engine that allows us to block genres we don't care to see, but people are STILL posting their STUPID ROMANCES under angst without adding romance. COME ON PEOPLE!

I cannot stand Caryl and I think anyone who ships them needs to have their head examined. The friendship between Carol and Daryl is perfect. Don't fuck with it.