Sup.

LadyKirklandJones here. Double name. Cos there's two of us. Simples.

Lady Kirkland's Side:

Hello. Lady Kirkland here on my side of the user. A quick introduction of who I am and what I'm like here.

My name is Chloe and I'm 14 (nearly 15) years old. I live in England

I'm a lot like England from Hetalia, seeing as I'm named after him (No, friends, my real surname is NOT Kirkland) because of my tsundere-ness, my personality, how I speak and, of course, my eyebrows.

Problem with my eyebrows? I didn't think so...

While I can be sounding very formal when I type and write stories, in reality I am a total fruitloop. Much like 2P!England, I suppose. I often make death-threats to people that remind me of France (He must die if he gropes me etc) or people that I dislike in general. As a fangirl, I do ship USUK. Who doesn't? Aside from solely FrUk shippers. T_T They must die for that ship. England does not approve nor is amused. While I'm nicknamed after England, my eyes are in fact America's. Deep blue. My hair is most like France's with it being a mess half the time but I share Canada's shyness and hair colour. I AM THE SPAWN OF FRANADA AND USUK B*TCHES.

Anyway, as for relatives, my friend who also shares this user named her own father 'Scotland', her friend 'Wales' and herself partial 'Ireland'. I have a very weird family from my England POV. However, I'm not just taking the role of England. I am also named Russia, Japan and, because of my love for PewDiePie, Sweden. The reason why I'm Russia is because of the amount of death-threats I make, how tall I am, how menacing and scary I can look/be, my newfound love for vodka (even though I'm never allowed it normally, I had a taster of Taboo once... I was very disappointed to find out that it wasn't proper vodka) and my scarf that I wear backwards like Russia.

I'm Japan because I'm quiet, sensitive to awkward situations, I can sense the mood and refrain from speaking (Quote unquote :3 ) and I've a habit of freaking out/fangirling at simple things.

Sweden becaused I'm tall, I'm scary, I'm very quiet or I mumble a lot but, please, for the love of God, I'm NOT gay.

Anywho, I'm up for roleplaying if anyone wishes to. I don't mind doing yaoi as long as I'm not the one who takes the seme. Uke is fine, simply because I'm England despite the fact he probably hates it. Back to the point, yaoi with anything from soft/mild to me being uke. If you do wish to roleplay, simply PM us and state who you wish to roleplay with, include your username and what kind of ship you wish to do with how much or how little yaoi or even yuri. I don't specifically specialise in yuri but Lady Jones does. The ships I will happily roleplay are as follows:
- USUK
- MapleTea
- FrUK
- Franada
- GerIta
- America/Japan
- America/Russia
- England/Russia (One both of us made up once and turned out rather well)
- Japan/Greece (Not too sure about the yaoi on that one... O_o )
- SuFin
- Prussia/Canada
- Prussia/Austria

However, there are some I will NOT tolerate or do (Sometimes because I don't know how):
- FrUSUK (GOD no)
- Spamano (Can't make sense of it, despite it making sense)
- Holy Rome/Chibitalia
- ItaCest
- Germany/Prussia
- Prussia/Hungary
- Austria/Hungary

If anyone has any questions, raise your hand now.

I hate that drum's discordant sound,
Parading round, and round, and round,
To thoughtless youth it pleasure yields
And lures from cities and from fields
To sell their liberty for charms
Of tawdry lace and glittering arms
And when Ambition's voice commands:
To march, and fight, and fall, in foreign lands

I hate that drum's discordant sound
Parading round, and round, and round
To me it talks of ravaged plains,
And burning towns, and ruined swains,
And mangled limbs, and dying groans,
And widow's tears, and orphan's moans,
And all that Misery's hand bestows
To fill the catalogue of human woes.

(Totally England's poem, no?)

Lady Jones' Side:

This account is dead, so are the stories. I'm sorry to all those who enjoyed the writings of this account. What I last wrote here has been said and deleted, nothing more shall be said on the subject. You may find me under the username DarkSideOftheLight or (I believe) SuperSpecialAwesomeBabyPandas. I still hold my passion for Hetalia, and there are a few fanfictions there of that fandom.

Good luck and Goodbye.

Freya, Lady Jones, signing off for the last time.

Stories by Lady Kirkland

- Poison: There is only so much pain someone can take. Whether it is emotional or physical. Arthur, after long last, has endured enough. Poison has spread through his veins, destroying everything in its path. Now it is time to put this vampire to bed after centuries of being hunted...

- Mint Bunnies and Cola: America? He could handle that. Gaming? He could handle that too. Mint Bunny chocolate lollies and Coke? Nope. Who would've thought anything like THAT would've started over Mint Bunnies and Cola?

Ideas/In-Progress Stories by Lady Kirkland

- Mother's Day Regrets: It's Mother's Day again in the Britannian household and all the four sons can do is mourn the loss of their mother, Britannia. While two try to get themselves sorted, the eldest and youngest brothers have a small chat. Was it really Arthur's fault that their mother died after all?

Parallexus: It is the year 2090 and the world has changed drastically. Watchers roam the streets in search for their next prey while Overseers torture prisoners of the workforce of the Clockwork Realm. No one is free anymore. The Aristocrats and Democrats are working together now for the future of our world. But war is coming. The East of the Realm has stopped spinning on its cog while the West of the Realm is spinning too fast. The richer world of the Centre Clockface, home to Arthur Kirkland, is in peril of falling into the Abyss below. After running away from his home, job and family, Arthur now lives on the streets disguised as The Clocker of King's Court and is running from the law. Meanwhile on the Engineer's Dial, young Alfred Jones, the Chief Engineer, fights for his freedom. Both of them are sick and tired to the back teeth of the biased world they live in and, after making friends with many people in the same position, they fight back. Now is the time to bring about a new era of living. With Alfred and Arthur leading the charge, Francis Bonnefoy, Wang Yao and Ivan Braginsky join them and take to the land and skies as the Allied Forces of The Clockwork Realm. But where there is good there will always be evil. The Axis Powers, belonging to the Aristocratic leadership of Roderich Edelstein, fight against the Allies. Ludwig Beilschmidt, his brother Gilbert Beilschmidt, Honda Kiku and the cowardly yet adorable Feliciano Vargas tackle the Allies in a head-on collision of steam, coal and war. However, just when they think they've won, both the Allies and Axis realise that there is a higher power controlling the Clockwork Realm. Parallexus. What is it? Time to find out, before time runs out.