Time for SPRING CLEANING!!!!
...even though it isn't exactly spring.
well, my computer finally has all it's bugs worked out...i hope (This computer has a looong history of things randomly breaking) My genious uncle fixed it and its all better, and a bit faster :)
I kinda forgot about this username...oops.
so I came back and did something drastic!!!
I deleted everything I had written!
...but it's all saved in my computer ^_~

ok here is some random STUFF about me, I'll change them around when I can find the time.
~I love LOTR; you will rarely see me read or write anything else on this site.
~favourite actor is BILLY BOYD!!! you gotta love the guy, and he's so funny!
~favourite colour is light blue! (you REALLY needed to know that)
~I have rats.
~I am obsessed with scotland, (not just because Billy comes from there, but that's a good thing too...a very good thing)
~I hate wizards (except Gandy of course)
~I especially LOATHE harry potter, but don't hold it against me! I'm strange!
~also i don't eat macdonalds and I've never ever tried coke or pepsi (because i'm scared I'll get addicted to them like most people I know and they all smell funny to me.)
~fav LOTR character, PIPPIN!!!!!!!!
~2nd fav is MERRY!!!

~*~
my fanfiction...
TO SLASH OR NOT TO SLASH?
my opinion: NOT TO SLASH.
i don't like LOTR slash (I don't read any others either). *shudders*
the only slash i very rarely tolerate is GANDY (gandalf) I'm just saying that because some of my other (deleted) fics had gandy and he was gay, (ok, most things i do have gandy being gay, but not actually...you know, just behaving gay, steriotypically, don't flame me I'm just trying to explain damit!) but it was humour. so yeah, it wasnt really slash, just describing gandy's...atire (yes, peverted people, he HAD attire) *ahem*
I usually write about Merry and-or Pippin and sometimes other hobbits. And usually it's angst or humour (they don't really match), but I'm intending to expand a little.
right now i've published no fanfics since my spring cleaning but i've got billions of variations of this onee story, i've been workingon it for MONTHS in my spare time, and now the document's got 22 pages worth of variations! and the font size is 9 so it's quite alot!
right now I'm going through a Merry phase, all my ideas seem to be circulating around Merry.
every story I start always has Merry in it and i always find a way to fit it into my huge fic, it's a long, bendy story.

the other night i had this dream, it was so weird-angsty-funny
I might adapt it into a fanfic, if it's possible, but one of the weirdest things was when Pippin turned into an orange gummy-worm!
(why did I write that?)

HERE IS A TRIBUTE TO MY FAVOURITE AUTHORS (in NO particular order)
(you can just go to my favourite authors page but why do that when you can read it here)

~THE ARWEN POLICE (humour) if you haven't read anything by them...read one now! SOOO FUNNY!
~GOGGLE GIRL (humour, angst, drama and others) I just don't read the HP fics and I'm fine. very Merry and Pippin-y, which is just the way it should be
~BAYLOR who has spot-on nailed hobbit writing, how does she do it?? it's so...hobbity
~BLONDE ARCHER (humour) i lkike all blond archers lotr fics but one of my favourites is The Fellowship of the Orange Suburban. I didn't get the title when I first read it and I still don't get it now.
~Pippinfan1998
(I'm still typing this but i have to go to bed, i repeat: i'm not finished!)