TheGethhaveacrushonmehide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Mass Effect, and Dragon Age. "Oh look," she said, "an actual, real desktop computer! Now I can finally play proper games! Wasn't there this game I heard about that let you play a gay character? I think I'll buy that." So I bought DA:O in 2011. That's how it started. Also tells you something about my gaming priorities. My English is pretty decent, though it's not my native language, and I have a tendency to write long, rambling sentences with fairly random punctuation. But I'm working on that. Promise. I write smutty romance stories, preferably femslash. Some of my pairings are canon, but I enjoy exploring more unusual relationships. Jack and Miranda are my OTP. Disclaimer: There may be the occasional OC, but most of the characters belong to BioWare. If you find typos, they are an expression of my artistic integrity (I swear, that one will never get old). I have a tumblr now! It's occasionallysometimesrarely vaguely related to the things I do here. Mostly stories I consider too short to be posted here. It's http:// - just so you can follow me, or stalk me, wondering if you're a total creep (everyone on the internet worries about that on occasion, you're probably fine); or know who to put on your ignore list. Or you can prompt me! Second Chances: I have been writing a lot lately and very fast, and I'm afraid I can't keep up with that right now. I am sorry. I'm not putting this on hiatus, I just need some time to figure out where I want the story to go and how much longer it's supposed to be, for fear of doing something disappointing with it. However, I think this is not the worst point of the story to take a small break, with things somewhat resolved and no grand cliffhangers. |
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The Best Entertainment by Rae D. Magdon reviews
For Memory of Alessa. When Aria T'Loak finds out that Liara has the asari councilor's office bugged, she decides to kill two birds with one stone by seducing Councilor Tevos in her office and embarrassing her 'rival'. EDITED 04/02/15
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos] [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Match Made In Purgatory by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Prompt: "Aria finds herself in the uncomfortable situation of being in love." Aria T'Loak pretends that she isn't falling for Tevos because of their friends-with-benefits arrangement, but is forced to confront the problem when Tevos brings someone else as her date to Shepard and Liara's wedding. Follows The Best Entertainment, Again, and The Only Thing. UPDATED 03/08/14
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,206 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Councilor Tevos, Aria T'Loak] [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
Spawn by skyeward reviews
Inspired by something I read on the masskink meme. Miranda, pregnant!Jack, and all the fluff in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Miranda L., Jack - Complete
A Starved Dog's Logic About Bones by winter156 reviews
Jack and Miranda work out a disagreement
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Jack, Miranda L. - Complete
Crushed by HorrorZombabe reviews
Hawke has a distorted self image, which only gets worse after her crush on a certain Tevinter elf is revealed and Fenris leaves her after their rough coupling. FHawke x Fenris written for the kmeme, very nsfw
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - unknown 1, Fenris
Disappointed by skyeward reviews
High school AU!Jack and Miri. Lesbians. Swears. Now a collection of HS AU one-shots, may gain more chapters in the future as I get new prompts/ideas for this AU. Labelled complete because it's a bunch of one-shots, not an ongoing story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Miranda L., Jack - Complete
Against the Law by servantofclio reviews
She's a tech whiz who doesn't trust the police. He's a cop on the edge of burnout, still looking to make a difference. They're going to have to rely on each other to stop a threat to the entire galaxy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,503 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V. - Complete
Ink by Barnabas C reviews
The war is over, and two old lovers reunite...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Jack, Miranda L. - Complete
Catharsis by Jayden Scott reviews
Shepard is dead. And Liara betrayed her. After giving her body to Cerberus, Liara returns to Omega. A dark, angsty take on how Liara deals with her grieving and guilt. Aria/Liara, mature and adult themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Aria T'Loak, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Surprise Visit by snippetcentric reviews
Aria T'Loak pays Ambassador Tevos a visit. T'Loak x Tevos.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Aria T'Loak - Complete
Persuasion by EvilBad reviews
Isabela and Marian Hawke are an established couple who set out to seduce Fenris into a threesome. It turns out to be more complicated than they imagined. Eventual F!Hawke/Isabela/Fenris relationship.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,269 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - unknown 1, Fenris - Complete
Stealing Moments by servantofclio reviews
Everyone needs occasional down time from saving the galaxy. Shepard, Garrus, and Tali find time with each other. Companion to Belonging and Crossing Lines. M for explicit material, language, xenophilia, slash, threesomes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V.
Awakening by sisirongana reviews
Once upon a time, there was a ton of pointy swords and shiny armor. But Shepard's not a knight and Liara's no damsel. She's certainly in a lot of distress, though. Mass Effect/Bioware AU, FShepard/Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,827 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Liara T'Soni, J. Garson - Complete
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Raising the Bar by radikhal-ed reviews
Commander Shepard takes the crew for some fun on Omega, Miranda gets tipsy, and Jack picks up an interesting surprise from the markets... F/F, One-shot
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Jack, Miranda L. - Complete
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More than this reviews
Present-day high school AU, also everyone's human. Jack and Miranda like each other, but they are reluctant to act on their feelings. Shepard decides to meddle. Rating changed to M to be on the safe side. Updated once a week (-ish).
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,866 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Miranda L., Jack - Complete
This Moment reviews
kmeme fill - Miranda and femShep have feelings for each other, but, both being stubborn, haven't acted on them so far. During shore leave they have an argument, whereupon Miranda vanishes for a while, and Shep falls asleep waiting for her. A little fluff, a little smut, lots of talking, the usual.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2013 - J. Garson, Miranda L. - Complete
Second Chances reviews
Warden-Commander Lenore Cousland's life is strangely empty. The sudden appearance of someone she'd met years ago turns it upside down. Not exactly canon. Probably downright apocryphal by the time DA3 comes out. Rated M because, well, Isabela.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,175 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Cousland, Isabela
The Siren's Call reviews
Kmeme fill. Virginal, prudish, easily offended Elissa Cousland doesn't really understand the fuss people make about sex and wished her companions would stop talking about dirty things all the time. Along comes a certain pirate lady and shakes her world view. Little plot, no deep feelings, all smut and giggles.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Cousland, Isabela - Complete
Warmth reviews
Miranda has always loved Jack. Not that she'd ever admit it. Finished for now, though there may be a sequel some time in the future. OTPs deserve sequels.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Miranda L., Jack - Complete
Consolation Prize reviews
A kmeme fill about Tali x Liara. It's not really my ship, but I got inspired. The sentiment is basically 'the world could end tomorrow, let's hook up'. Hush, no one promised you thrilling plots.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Of Spectres and Heroes (and Curiosity) reviews
Nihlus and Shepard met before the events of Mass Effect. And they had sex. That's it, that's the plot. I won't even pretend there's much of a story here. I was planning on tying this up with a chapter on what happens when they meet again on the Normandy, but it's not high on my priority list, so for now, this is complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Nihlus K., J. Garson - Complete
Underneath it all reviews
A story exploring the development of Tali and Garrus' relationship, told mainly in short episodes. More Tali's point of view. There will be fluff. Rated M for some sexual content, nerve stims.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,842 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V. - Complete
Erasing Lines reviews
Your average kinky, smutty, at some point probably unbearably fluffy Jackanda story. Wildly meandering points of view. I really tried to get in some halfway plausible character development, but my impatience always gets the better of me. Tell me what you think! Rated M for reasons.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Miranda L., Jack - Complete
Restraint reviews
After Shepard left her team behind and faced the reaper on Rannoch all by herself, Liara is battling with her feelings. Angst, fluff and smut ensue, not necessarily in that order. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2013 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni - Complete
