First things first, I have a major, Major, MAJOR, obsession with Anime, Manga, and Yaoi

I am said to be bipolar sometimes but I don't understand what they're talking about. I mean, sure I'm quiet with someone I'm not familiar with and loud with people I am but does that really count. They also say I'm violent...

Enough of that sort of rambling, time to get down to business. I just wanna notify you guys front and center, I am overly forgetful and I tend to lose intrest in whatever story I'm currently writing and move on to another, so, I hope you'll stick with me and all my idioticness!!

I have this plan about making a machine in the future that will allow me to enter anime shows or manga and become a character in it. I believe that would be what I want most in life. My number 1 dream! Also, I wanna learn swordsmanship, archery, tennis, continue swimming, drawing, better writing techniques...etc. I have to complete all of these things before I die.

For any of the people that take time to read my profile:

I have a few new story ideas and I wanna know what you guys think of 'em. Send me a PM and tell me you choice(s) Of course I'll only start posting them after I finish one of my current stories-

1) Switch-Up, Crossover, M, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi and Junjou Romantica, Takano and Onodera, Usami and Misaki, Humor/Romance

Summary: While both at Marukawa Publishing Office, Takano and Usami seem to bump into each other. Literally. After falling down, they realize they've somehow switched bodies. How are they gonna deal with it? Or better yet, how are their lovers (? for Onodera) gonna deal with it?

2) Kuroshitsuji Season III, Normal, T, Kuroshitsuji, OC, Humor/Drama

Summary: (SPOILER OF ACTUAL ANIME- This would be if Ciel didn't turn into a demon and instead, managed to make friendly relations with Aloise) There seems to be another noble family that wants to annoy Ciel. The Sinclair family. To be more exact, the twin heads of the family. Seemingly normal Eliza Ava Sinclair and her older twin brother, Elliot Drew Sinclair, are intrigued by Ciel. And they seek his help for they are... not so normal.

3) Supernatural, Normal, M, Kuroko no Basket, GoM/Kuroko/Kagami, Supernatural/Romance/Humor

All of the Generation of Miracles are monsters, including Kuroko and Kagami. Kuroko is a Ghost, Kagami is a Devil, Akashi is a Shinigami, Atsushi is a Witch, Midorima is a Mummy, Aomine is a Fox Demon, and Kise is a Vampire. How do they blend into society and how do they stop themselves from falling in love with the super cute but quiet ghost? Each chapters explains each character x Kuroko.

4) Delinquency, Normal, M, Kuroko no Basket, Kuroko and Kagami, Romance/Drama/Humor

Kuroko Tetsuya is a delinquent. He constantly get into fights(though they're not his fault) and he always wins, due to his lack of presence which makes it easy to surprise attack. One day, Kagami Taiga gets caught up in one of Kuroko's fights, and he might have fallen in love...

5) A Date Gone Horribly Wrong, Normal, M, Sekaiichi Hatsukoi, Takano/Onodera, SciFi/Humor/Romance

Ritsu is forced to take Takano along with him on a research mission for one of his friends, Akira, who is a novelist. Takano decides to make it into a date. They're first stop, a lab that specializes in molecule rearranging. Due to Takano's whims, Ritsu is volunteered in one of their experiments and...ends up five inches tall with no way to turn back. (I have no knowledge on this type of science so if I get things wrong, sorry) (Akira is a character from 'The Case of Tamasine Akira')

6) Fate Killer, Normal, M, Supernatural, Sam/Dean/Castiel/OC, Humor/Action/Supernatural

AU Parental!Sam, Castiel, and Dean: Sam thinks he might of found someone who can help him get away from being used in the war and being a psychic child and Dean from being taken to hell by the crossroads demon. She's called the Fate Killer. The Fate Killer a.k.a. Noah Vern is a supposed human who changes the fate of people while taking something of equal value from them as a fee. Sam and Dean manage to track her down and ask for their fate to be changed. What does she take from them in exchange? (*Note: Sam and Dean have know Castiel for a while due to their father. *Note 2: Takes place between S2E21 and S2E22) SamxCastiel.

7) Tough Love, Normal, M, Supernatural, Sam/Castiel/Dean, Drama/Romance

AU: Sam, Dean, and Castiel have been partners for over 5 years at an agency where they work as Assassins. Sam has been harboring a crush on Castiel for two years and after a few words from the love of his life's mouth, Sam's whole world comes crashing down. "Dean and I do share a more profound bond."

8) Never Truly Safe, Normal, M, Suits, Harvey/Mike, Romance/Drama/Angst(?)

AU: Harvey is a man who kills for fun. Picking his victims, only those who have committed without punishment, and torturing them slowly until the light vanished from their eyes. He's also available for hire. Mike is a boy with a bad start to life, and that past is coming back to haunt him. Someone is out for his life and they've hired Harvey to do the job. But what happens when Harvey sees the innocence in the young college student and instead decides to make Mike his? Killer!Harvey/College!Mike, Maybe contains slight BDSM

9) Host, Normal, M, Supernatural, Sam/Dean/Azazel, Romance/Drama/Humor

AU: Azazel has been held captive by the Wichester family for years. The first son of the previous "Host" is picked to become the next holder of the demon. (Think of Naruto and the 9Tails) Sam Winchester is the current Host and unlike all the others has a good relationship with Azazel and is able to use his demonic abilities. One morning after that yearly day where Azazel gains complete control of Sam's body, he meets Dean Singer, a hunter who is after Azazel for something the demon has been framed of. Sam and Dean begin to bond as they search for the real criminal who has been using Azazel's name as a cover. (I was obsessed with the idea of Azazel being good for once)

10) Silence is Key, T or M, Sam/Dean, Hurt-Comfort/Family/Romance(?)

It had all started once he'd gotten his soul back. He'd woken up with a strangled scream and shied away and rejected any help from anyone. Curled up the corner, Sam Winchester went silent. Mute!Sam

Hope you like 'em!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the

store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't

have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I just thought I'd share this because I found it absolutely hilarious.