Hello, peoples! Eclipse here! I'm a decent writer who has a somewhat secret love of bloodiness and such. I have a way with comedy, as sometimes I say something suddenly that makes things less dark or serious. I hope you like my stories, as they might not be just Minecraft.

DeviantArt: http:///

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/eclipse64ofminecraft?feature=mhee

Amen Cowboy, my uncle's one-man band: http:///

Likes: Video games (Minecraft, Mario, a bit of Kinect stuff), a few things considered rated T, the magical part of the internet full of bloodstained ponies, and cake.

Dislikes: SPIDERS!, that stupid guy in my class, strict parents, not doing what I want, non-violent stories (except a few), and Call of Duty: Black Ops II.

My Top 3 Bands: Coldplay, Rage Against the Machine, 30 Seconds to Mars

Top 3 Movies: Back to the Future 3, The Hunger Games, Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade

Top 3 Minecraft Players: SkyTheKidRS, BrutishKiller (RageGamingVideos), AntVenom

Top 3 Video Games: LoZ: Twilight Princess, Paper Mario Wii, Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock

Top 3 WORST Things about YouTube: Advertisements, Buffering, and those guys who be hatin'

Also, I'm Chinese, but I don't use chopsticks that much (irony).

I Live In A Place That Doesn't Give A Crap About People Capitalizing Every Word In A Sentence. (Hint: It's A Place)

WHY R U REEDIN MY BAD GRAMER?!

Crazy Facts About Me:

1. I share a birthday with PSY. You know, "Oppan Gangnam Style" and all that?

2. My stepmom has the same name as the evil lady from Gone, by exb756. I loathe That Evil Lady even more.

3. I'm arachnephobic. Guess what that means.

4. Actually, I didn't.

5. I skipped number 4

6. I don't care for rap or pop.

7. I'm a brony. Proud of it, too.

8. I invented the slogan "Screw Logic". You must pay royalties to use it.

9. The first time I heard RATM was a few years back on Guitar Hero III. I didn't like it then, since it took me forever to beat that song. Five years later, here I am, a big fan of RATM.

10. I have a 6 year old Scottie and a 4 year old Yorkie mix. The Yorkie has a mild case of Stockholm Syndrome sometimes and the Scottie has been adopted. I miss you, Trip, but you're in a better place now. c:

Random Things I post now and Then:

How to write a good story:

1. READ ALL THE THINGS

2. GET ALL THE INSPIRATION

3. ????

4. PROFIT

"Life is like a game of Tetris. You can keep griping about that misplaced block, or shut up and fix it." -Eclipse Wolf

BUTTER

The worst thing about being Asian:

Chinese lady walks into school*

Random guy: HEY, IS THAT YOUR MOM?!

She's not.

"Everything can change on a new year's day." -RATM

"It has to start somewhere.

It has to start sometime.

What better place than here?

What better time than now?" -RATM

Productivity With Internet Connection: .20%

Productivity Without Internet Connection: 75%

I see a connection between the two (hrr, hrr!).

The government sucks. Why?

Important Government Guy: Mr. President, we have recognized a problem in America. People are becoming obese.

Important President Guy: Classify pizza as a vegetable.

Important Government Guy: THAT'S GENIUS!

The only reason I like winter: There is a spider-genocide and I can live peacefully for three months or so.

Madness is a gift. Cherish it lovingly.

Quack because you can.

ABOUT MY STORIES:

The XP Factory- Please, don't flame me for the YouTubers thing. I wrote that a while ago before I learned the Unwritten Rules of the Minecraft Archive of , so cut me a bit of slack.

Cruelty, Family, Famine, War- W.I.P. In a world of snow, ice, and treachery, one 'crafter must conquer his fears to save his savior. Along the way, he will discover a secret about himself he had never known before.

*the Unwritten Rules of the Minecraft Archive of do not actually exist; it is a joke about how some people do not like YouTuber fanfics.

Stories that have genuinely kept me from homework (F*k homework, I'm love these stories!):

Gone, by exb756 (Rating: Four stars) (Stupid won't let me use *'s.)

The Minecraft Chronicles: The Beginning, by HarryPotterEncyclopedia24 (Rating: Four stars)

The Miner's Destiny, by FullMoonFlygon (Can't rate this yet, it's a W.I.P.)

Never Come Back, by izrose17 (Four-and-a-half stars)

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Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar on someone's face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

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Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I'm OBVIOUSLY go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w*.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm in a ROCK BAND, so I MUST do drugs and be a bad influence.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecker.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a h*.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a w*.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink, too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a w* myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore, I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bitch.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to REN. FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER, too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER, so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY, so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.
I have a learning disorder, so I MUST be unable to function in society without the help of ten million people

I use tumblr, so I MUST have no life.

WISE SAYINGS OF WISENESS/THOUGHTFUL QUESTIONS OF QUESTIONNESS:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well aimed.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Sometimes I just want to strangle the obnoxious idiot who sits at the back of my class.

Ideas are like maple trees. They grow bigger and bigger to the point that if you drove a car into it, you'd break a window, a hood, and a neck.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?

A few good friends of mine

These guys are not just my idols! They're good acquaintances of mine!

exb756

HarryPotterEncyclopedia24

Mellifluousness (holy cow, that's hard to spell)

ptrip3

Karenin-Akbash-07

Kyanite Archer

Eh, I gotta find out the usernames of some other people :P