Hey!

I am 0MrsBeckOliver0. I am a GCSE student who has a lot of spare time (for some reason). I have always loved writing and reading since I was a little girl. I would love to be an author but I doubt I could persue it so I am settling for Law or Teaching (my next two passions- I think). I am quite mature for my age and love trying to write stories about adult topics tastefully- I recently handed in a English exam, a creative writing assessment, about the rape of a girl, I attempted to write it tastefully and not graphic, I am going to post it and I would love your feedback, I am going to make it into a Bori story. I am a hopeless romantic, I love LOVE but as I'm not very popular or slutty none of the boys really want to date me. I'm quite smart but I wouldn't call myself a nerd... but hey thats just me. I dream and imagine all the time, sitting on the bus when I'm not talking to my friends I imagine a different life. What if? Thats basically what I'm about what if?

So me in 3 words: Smart, Friendly, Different

I love reading fanfictions for:

Victorious

Harry Potter

Wild Child

I love the following pairings:

HarryPotter

Harry and Ginny

Hermione and Ron

BASICALLY THE CANNON PAIRINGS.

Wild Child

Poppy and Freddie

Victorious

Beck and Tori!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andre and Jade

Robbie and Cat

Occasionally Beck and Jade or Andre and Cat but only rarely and I have to be in a certain mood.

So I hope you like my stories, I will attempt to update once a week, hopefully, maybe twice depending on how much homework I get. Thank you!

The following are from THE PHANTOM DRAGON's profile! I found them hilarious and interesting

The Insanity Test ( I've x-ed the ones that apply to me)

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
X You have ran into a glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Oooh! No I'm not that insane!)
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush.
XYou have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5/6
X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
X You just tried to lick your elbow.
X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
X You just sang them to make sure. (...)
X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
X You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6/6
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
XYou type with three fingers or less.
X You have accidentally caught something on fire.
X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
X You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 4/5

X You have fallen asleep in class (and then on the bus which then meant I missed my stop. Lol)
X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
X People often shake their heads and walk away from you
XYou are often told to use your 'inside voice.' ALWAYS

TOTAL: 5/5

XYou use your fingers to do simple math. (Only the 9 times table and adding *feel stupid* lol)
X You have eaten a bug accidentally... (I have eaten grass as well...)
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (After P.E first lesson, I then spent the whole day in inside out tights and a back to front jumper. No one told me until the end of last lesson.)
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 5/5

You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. X You break a lot of things. X You tilt your head when you're confused. X You have fallen out of your chair before. X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. X The word "um" is used frequently. X You don't know what "um" means. (Does it?) X You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (All the bloody time)
X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Yep, because I'm crap at Math)

TOTAL: 9/10

GRAND TOTAL: 34

Now divide it by thirty seven and times by 100

I'm 91% crazy!!

Next

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, different is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as I do, PLEASE put this on your profile!

If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.

If you think Twilight is overrated and becoming a cult addiction, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR! REPOST THIS!

95 OF TEENS WOULD SCREAM AND CRY IF THEY SAW ZAC EFRON AND THE JONAS BROTHERS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER. COPY AND PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 5 THAT WOULD SIT THERE WITH A BUCKET OF POPCORN AND SCREAM "DO A FLIP!"

What the Hell are they thinking. (FOR GIRLS ONLY, guys won't admit to this anyway but now we girls know better)

--Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys can be very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a WHOLE HELL of a lot.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then they're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If a best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.(yahahahahaahah well basically it's the egomaniac dicks who whine about the idea of the girl being able to cream them in a fight. The nice guys just don't like it so much when their girl doesn't need them to protect her because, hey let's face it, guys like to feel needed ,makes them feel important)

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MADLY confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of them.

--Guys don't like girls who are too skinny.

--Guys love it when girls talk about their boobs.(OK maybe not all but quite a few)

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wether it's a one time deal or not ...

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeablely tell them about yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they deny it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it...it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

--Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life.

--Guys(yes I know you read this heh heh) if you don't repost this in one hr then you will lose the girl of your life.

Haha! I really liked them, thats why I posted it on my profile! If any of you like these and want them, feel free to copy from my profile!!