*After a basically year long unannounced or planned hiatus, we're back! Things have been very hectic. Drama. Break-ups. Sadness. Death. Not a good time for either of us. So, after two years of doing nothing, we are going to be going over everything again and coming up with how we're going to try and finish everything. We're staying on track for the most part.

Find us on Archive of Our Own if you want to read things that are a little more steamy than a tea kettle (if you know what we're saying ;)). Also, our works will better organized on there since ao3 has a series option. We'll post all of our stories to both sites, though ao3 may give you a better idea of what's in store for you. Also, it has a different format that some may find more aesthetically pleasing (bigger font, artistic styles, tags, etc.)

We are Eloise and Elodie.

Are we nasty? Yes. Yes we are. We are very, very nasty people.

Welcome to our our marvelous, phenomenal page of epic proportions. We only have one story right now. But that doesn't mean anything! Expect odd, unique cowrites. With deep, philosophical undertones. And lots of fluff. Make sure to be prepared for intense, churning plots, action sequences that will make you feel like you're there, and a range of romantic scenes in different ratings (of course).

For now, we will be working on updating one chapter every two weeks or so.

Enjoy our stories(story for now)!

Chapter(s) in Progress:

Stories in progress:

Summary: A mostly realistic (come on, no fanfiction is completely realistic) story about what happens when everyone's favorite Super Smash characters are dragged into the real world due to a malignant virus that has turned their coding into real, feasible genetic information. Yet, there's a dark side to the seemingly perfect situation for our heroines. Due to the fact that the characters were brought out of the subspace, the villains have been forced out as well. On the bright side, when your favorite video game characters are pulled from their game, there must be drama, assimilation, and romance.

Chapters: 11/?

Edits: 1/7; Currently Editing: 2/7

Notes:

1. We are also editing some errors in the first seven chapters in regards to Fyrigmark's political systems, social hierarchy, and culture. Small details will be changed as well as hints into Fyrigmark's past.
2. We've also decided that since the first few chapters were written almost 3 years ago, it would be better for us to update them to match our current writing style, as it has changed a lot since then. Not only that, but we are far greater knowledge of the English language now than we did then, and we find that our first chapters are riddled with many errors that we like to fix.

Because this story is a really big project, there will be separate series and oneshots around things that won't be able to be included within the main plot. It is recommended to read these when they are published, because events within the miniseries and oneshots will be mentioned, but not explored in detail, in the main story.

Upcoming Additions:

Arcs (For your ease of access):

1. Exposition Arc: 1-11
2. Return of the Characters Arc: 12 & 13

Summary: We write this story in a very unloved fanfiction crossover outlet: Bleach and Gakuen Alice. A powerful Alice who died not too long ago regains his memories, and with them his powers. He then slowly starts to take over Soul Society with his rapidly growing army. What happens when there's a rogue Alice causing problems? You send Alices to deal with it. That's how our heroes, Daisuke, Youichi, Odori, Kohaku, Kodi, Hanihachi, and Toppi end up playing the role of Shinigami and assimilating themselves into the ranks of the 13 Court Guard companies to find information on this new threat and hopefully take him down. Little did they know that there would be so many complications that come in the forms of a certain impulsive Shinigami, some crazy bankais, and necessary suspicions from many captains. Especially Byakuya. So, all hell breaks loose. No pun intended.

Upcoming Works:

A Beginner's Guide to Fyrigmark (because God knows we need it):

Location: the Atlantic ocean (we may have made the planet slightly bigger to accomadate the Fyrish archipelago... shh...)

Size: 598, 673

Population:

Cultural Terms:

etxe: this a term for the spiritual bond between people who love each other. This isn't just talking about romantic love, but also platonic and familial love. The etxe is a big part of the Fyrish culture and one of the main reasons why the Fyrish tend to be so happy. They believe that every Fyrish person is etxe with each other. By being Fyrish and claiming a Fyrish identity, you automatically belong in an etxe with every other Fyrish person (at least those in the main southern islands). There are other terms with are used to describe the bonds formed in etxe, such as kagaska (parental, this is used for the figures that hold a parental bond, not necessarily blood relations), elkaro (siblings), kaelselroska (means "forever, now, and always," used for a romantic partner), argero (friendship, used for the bond between close friends).

zaria: this is a term closely meaning "clan." However, to the Fyrish, it's a little more than that. The zaria is the physical representation of the etxe in a family. It proves the existence of the etxe, basically. People without a zaria are shunned (typically because they are exiles due to crime, and thus disowned from their family), and live in the slums of the Northern Isles (which are gang and crime-ridden).

zu(a)ru(a)tuza: these are people who are born outside of a zaria, meaning their parent(s) are exiles. These people don't have a last name and there is a heavy prejudice against them in the Southern Isles of the archipelago. There are more derogatory terms used for them, meaning things like "half-dead," because they aren't alive in an etxe (though they can have one, since it's spiritual, this is usually ignored by prejudiced bigots), for instance.