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Joined 12-20-12, id: 4428821, Profile Updated: 05-04-16
Author has written 6 stories for Glee, Soul Eater, and Homestuck.

Hi, I'm Emily and I love to write. It's practically my life! Yep, and I'm also a fan of other authors on here too. Follow me on Tumblr, sc-ea-kv and welcome-to-warblerland

You can also follow me on Instagram; emily_ann_wright , and twitter; @emilym436

I'll post my progress on my stories on all three sites.

Please and thanks!

Here's some stuff I got from a friend.

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: The drink away from you when they think you've had too much.
REAL FRIENDS: Will see you stumbling around and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Yep...I've been friends with PEPSICOLAgamtavSOLKAT since the forth grade...I totally do all the stuff under real friends...and some of the stuff under the fake friends but that's cuz I was sleeping and had been up for two days straight before.

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, IOnloyDateEmpaths, 0D Malfoy1, , TheFlurryofMelodiousFlames, PEPSICOLAgamtavSOLKAT, WindsorStoleMyCookies If you support homosexuality, even though you're not like that, copy and paste this into your profile. Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you know how to play an instrument that ISN'T made out of plastic copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. I just saw Twilight. It's labeled a vampire film, but I don't know why. Those were not vampires. If sunlight makes you sparkle, you're definitely a unicorn. Edward Cullen is not a vampire. He lives in the woods, doesn't kill humans, and glitters in the sunlight . . . he's OBVIOUSLY a fairy! If you've seen Twilight and think Homestuck has a better plot, characters, love-parings-I-can't-really-call-a-story-cause-its-a-comic, and think trolls are way better than sparkling vampires (who really need to shut up and get over that trolls are way better) and a wolf that can't keep his shirt on for more than five minutes then poast thins to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

You say Twilight
I say Homestuck
You say vampires
I say trolls
You say Jacob Black
I say Karkat Vantas
you say Team Edward
I say Team Sollux
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Sollux Captor"
You say Robert Pattinson is hot
I say Andrew Hussie is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think thats Gamzee and Tavros/Sollux and Karkat
You say Edward
I'll say sissy

I love my weird fandomes and friendships...here are just some of them...

Homestuck

Glee

Scooby-Doo (who could hate him?)

Pitch Perfect

Fast and Furious 1-7

Fruits Basket

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Rosario Vampire

Soul Eater

Black Butler

...I think that's it...if I think of anything else I'll edit this

fjdbvsdnvhirnerfv ii love 2ollux Captor. he ii2 awe2ome.

Sollux stay off my grubtop.

Hope y'all enjoy my stories!!!

2ollux ii2 out, peace!

The Kitten and Coyote by Niamh-Rain reviews
Sebastian knew that Kurt was dangerous. He saw it that day at the Lima Bean. He knew what Kurt could do, and Blaine's biggest mistake becomes Sebastian's life. AU First Time On, Sebastian/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,369 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
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A Chance at Love reviews
AU: Sebastian is a 25 year old lawyer who is back in Ohio helping his best friend, Emily Wright, run her bar, Wright's. Kurt is an 18 year old senior at McKinley who recently got dumped buy his, now ex, boyfriend Blaine and is dragged to Westerville by Puck to the same bar to have a good time and forget about the hobbit. Then there's Puck and Emily. See what happens and please R&R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,731 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [Kurt H., Sebastian S.] [Puck, OC]
The Dalton Academy Girl reviews
Jaylien Anderson, Blaine's little cousin, finds herself in the crazy world of Warblerland after her uncle told her to keep an eye on her cousin. What does Dalton have in store for her, and what does any of this have to do with the White Knight?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2016 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
A Solkat Ever After reviews
Just a little fic that a friend wrote. it's adorable and you will love it.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
Soul Eater On Omegle
An RP I did on Omegle...hope you like it
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Confessions
Emily Wright has a secret. Well, not really...every one but Wes Montgomery knows. What happens when the two are left alone and Emily decides to tell her crush the truth? Read and find out. And please R&R!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Wes, OC - Complete
Dalton reviews
Okay I'm not very good at summaries so you're just gonna have to take my word for it that this is actually good.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Dalton Academy Warblers