The story of an Amelia Pond who never had a Doctor in a spaceship fall into her garden at seven, who never waited, never fought her way through psychiatrists, and actually left on her own. Now, at twenty-three, working for Henry van Statten, the girl who had time energy seeping into her brain for years is about to meet a Doctor...except this one wears a leather coat.

Glimpses into life at the Prydon Academy and Gallifrey over the years, through the epistle-style diary of Ushas of The House of Redlooms, who eventually grows up to be The Rani, Supreme Power of Miasimia Goria.

A humorous alternate version of the Comic Relief short with a TARDIS in a TARDIS...except in this story, the second TARDIS is actually from an alternate universe, and controlled by the Ninth Doctor and his companion, Amy Pond. Hijinks, short skirts, flirting and slaps inside!

The Doctor is shocked when a distraught Rani comes to him about her hearing the next day, and refuses to believe they could exile her over an accident. Seventy-one years later, he breaks a promise, and makes his first rule: The Doctor Lies.

Adventures of Theta Sigma, Koschei, and Ushas at Prydon Academy, long before they ever become The Doctor, The Master, and The Rani.