(Duh)

I have an evil muse who loves to torture Legolas!!

(Muh wah ha ha!!)

Uhhh... anyway, one day I was looking for good stories on the web, but I found only pointless storylines and bad ideas.

(Their souls will fry in heck)

Ooookay. So anyway, I am taking matters into my own hands. Or keyboard.

(Your sense of humour makes me ill)

So my work is for all of the people like me out there!

(There are more of you? Earth's people will suffer)

I will write better stories with Aragorn and Legolas, with angst, true friendship, and maybe even love, if my muse gets the better of me...

(Foolish mortal. I control all)

Alrighty then. Plus, I will never abandon a story, or poem, if reviewers like it! I am your humble servant!

(Yeah, sure. And rabbit spleins will fly out my nose)

THAT'S GROSS!!!

(That's life)