Contumacious Pauper
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Joined 12-02-12, id: 4395821, Profile Updated: 06-12-13
Author has written 1 story for Pitch Perfect.

I am on a temporary hiatus. Everything is explained on my tumblr account at contumaciouspauperfics -DOT- tumblr -DOT- com. If you don't want to mess with that, the gist of it is that I won't have computer access for about a month and a half due to vacation. I'll probably be back around mid-July. I'm so sorry about this, but I promise I'll come back!

Love to write, love to read, and with this account, I intend to do a whole lotta both.

Not a terrible amount to put here, really. I'm a girl, just finishing up high school, all that nonsense. Really, I'm just here to write - let's see how I do, shall we?

I'm in far too many fandoms, but the only one I've currently written for is Pitch Perfect. Honestly, I had no idea I'd get so sucked in. I watched the movie a little while ago, because I'd heard it was good, and I make it a habit of mine to check the fanfic section after I watch a new movie. Lo and behold, there was this popular ship called Bechloe, and to be honest, I hadn't even thought of those two while watching the movie. I'm a canon person, generally, but the idea sounded interesting. So I read one Bechloe fic...and then another...and then another. And now I'm hopelessly obsessed, and will probably only be writing Bechloe for the time being. (By the aca-gods, this ship has taken over my life.)

Fics!

I've only got one fic going so far, a cancer AU based on a tumblr post that I found incredibly intriguing. I couldn't resist writing it, so we'll see how that pans out. I'm also toying with a few more Bechloe ideas in the far future, one based on yet another tumblr post, and the other from a comment my friend made. Not going to worry about those until And Really, It's No Surprise is wrapped up, though, which is a long time from now.

Not quite sure what else to say. Oh! I know! I don't favorite stories and authors lightly, so take it as a compliment if I favorite something you've written, because that's my way of saying "Your story is flawless, keep doing this writing thing".

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Nine or Ten Songs (I Had Let Pass Before) by sinandmisery reviews
AU in which Jesse keeps sending ridiculous singing telegrams to Beca, but his plan backfires when she falls for the singer instead.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
Moirai by Amiphobic reviews
Doesn't matter which universe you place them in, Fate brings Chloe and Beca together each and every time. I'll prove it to you.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,323 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/18/2013 - [Chloe B., Beca M.]
Weight of the World by doeme227 reviews
When Beca and Chloe face hardships in their lives, they are both sent to Barden Abbey Treatment Centre. Each with their own problems, can they overcome them while growing closer together? Co-Written with pitch-perfection!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,542 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Secret's in the Telling by pyrophoric reviews
AU. Post-curse. "It's the sixth of October. A pivotal moment in Storybrooke's history and the turning point in Regina Mills' life. And it all began with a spell, a Sheriff, and a thief." Eventual Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 262,993 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Stone Hard as Bulletproof Glass by inkstainedpinky reviews
AU. Beca Mitchell had everything at her fingertips: fame and fortune and the career of her dreams. So when a long-standing deal from the past rears its ugly head, she is forced from her life of glitz and glamour in LA back to the plains of Georgia to fulfill her end of a bargain.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 218,255 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 1,401 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
All I Want by Melissa7187 reviews
In sickness and in health. That was the vow that Beca made to Chloe the day that they married. She promised to stay, but in the darkest moment of their relationship she is unable to handle it and runs away. Will Chloe take her back or will she finally fall out of love with her? One-shot, bechloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Films About Ghosts by Melissa7187 reviews
Seven one-shots for Bechloe Week. Part Seven: Beca can't help but think that guys have it way easier than girls. They know the right places to go on dates and the best way to give a first kiss and…the perfect way to propose. With her girlfriend moving to New York, Beca gets some help from her best friend as she tries to figure out how to ask Chloe to marry her.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,410 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Indestructible by Amiphobic reviews
Series of unrelated oneshots for Bechloe Week 2013. Individual ratings for chapters within.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,347 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Ten Things I Hate About Chloe Beale by Melissa7187 reviews
When Beca finds herself falling in love with her best friend, she comes up with a list of things that she hates about Chloe to stop herself from falling for the one person she can't have. She never thought that Chloe would find the list...
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,868 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Fighting Dragons by slackerD reviews
kid fic AU Aubrey wants to read, but Chloe and Beca want to play.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Posen Stamp of Approval by kendricksnow reviews
Beca wants to ask Chloe to marry her, but before she can do that, she needs to get the blessing of one very important person... Aubrey Posen. Bechloe, Mitchsen friendship.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Spill It by getpitchslapped reviews
Prompt: Chloe admits to Beca that Tom (shower boy) is just a distraction because she has a huge crush on someone (someone being Beca) but refuses to tell Beca who it is.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Keep Breathing by Melissa7187 reviews
It starts and ends with a kiss. Beca, Chloe, and everything in between. Beca and Chloe struggle after their accident and work to rebuild their relationship as everything falls apart. Once they finally come back together, tragedy strikes when Chloe's father dies and Beca realizes that she's lost Chloe in its wake. Completed. Part two of three works. Sequel is "Breathe Again"
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,290 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Assemble by The Cursed Shadow reviews
Barden University is SHIELD's ultimate cover up. The newest Avengers have been brought there to protect the world from its greatest threat yet, but are faced with even greater challenges along the way. Will they be able to save the world and keep their cover as college students in a cappella groups a secret? And when a relationship forms, can they keep each other safe?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,004 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.
In Between by forgottenfreedoms reviews
"Stop deflecting, smartarse," Luke said, his voice taking on a solemn tone. "You need to talk to her and figure out your own shit first. It's not nearly as complicated as you're making it. You either love her or you don't. There's no in between..."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,273 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
You Untether Me by Recall the Love reviews
The thing about being titanium is that no one can hurt you, but no one can get close enough to love you either.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,787 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Real-Deal by isn't-it-pretty-to-think-so reviews
She was remixing Beca, one day at a time. Bechloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Gotham City Secret Origins: The Beginning by AsianBatgirlCass reviews
Glee/DCU Xover. Supergirl comes to Gotham as Quinn Fabray, learning to live & love as a human. The journey leads her to Rachel Berry, the reluctant magical apprentice to Zatanna, Santana Lopez, classmate by day and budding crime-fighter by night and finally Brittany, a kind-hearted thief in the wrong family biz. Together, they will become legends... but this is only the beginning.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,376 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Home by forgottenfreedoms reviews
"You said that the military always needed more doctors. You said that people were dying every day because there weren't enough doctors. You said that Beales had been in the military since the Great War. So I asked you to marry me, hoping that maybe if you were Chloe Mitchell instead of Chloe Beale you wouldn't have to leave..."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,770 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Reminder by forgottenfreedoms reviews
"It had never mattered to me before. The fame, money, work, status, none of that had mattered to me. I once told you that all I needed was for you to look at me the way you were in this particular picture and that would be enough..."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,892 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
You In The End by Melissa7187 reviews
It starts and ends with a kiss. Beca, Chloe, and everything in between. Beca and Chloe's journey begins in Barden, but takes them to places that they never imagined. An admission of a love in New York City, a summer together in Maine, and back to school where everything changes with one accident. Completed. Part one of three works. Sequel is "Keep Breathing"
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,648 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Music Within by Write-as-Rayne reviews
Beca has always heard music everywhere, and has been looking for someone who would make her feel like a perfect mash-up. Beca creates mash-ups anonymously for Chloe as a way to express her hidden feelings; but will Chloe ever figure out who has the music within? Rated M for later chapters.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,669 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Expectations (and Equations) by les cousins dangereux reviews
It's simple math, really; if x plus 1 equals 3, then x equals 2. Kimmy Jin doesn't understand why her roommate can't seem to grasp the concept when there are a few substitutions involved [where if x plus the white girl equals love, then x equals Chloe Beale]. (Two Parts)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
kimmy jin and the year with the awkward girl and her misfit friends by sirrryesssirrr reviews
She doesn't hate Beca Mitchell. Not really. Well, okay, it's a lot more complicated than that. Kimmy Jin-centric, gen, implied Beca/Chloe.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Kimmy-Jin - Complete
The Barden Bellas' Guide to Getting Laid by delicatetobreak reviews
"Trust her to fall for one of the most inexplicably chivalrous girls she's ever met." Beca has a little trouble getting some. The Bellas are terrible at helping.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
They Stumble That Run Fast by iamtrollinginthedeep reviews
Chloe is jealous. All she needs to realize it is a passionate kiss in a crowded theater in the wake of a fierce a cappella competition.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,932 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Chloe B., Beca M. - Complete
I Won't Ask For Much This Christmas by sinandmisery reviews
Beca won't admit it, but she's a huge fan of Christmas, so she plans a Secret Santa for her fellow Bellas.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Just Say Yes by sinandmisery reviews
Beca moves to LA after graduation and Chloe surprises her with a visit
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Equilibrium by TripUpStairs reviews
Rachel makes a deal to ensure Quinn lives following the car accident and ultimately changes her own life in turn. She quickly learns that there is no easy happy ending when you mess with fate.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,839 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
the plastic dwarf warlord in the cereal box by Nirav reviews
promise that forever we will never get better at growing up and learning to lie: beca, in the context of chloe and aubrey; aubrey, in the context chloe and beca.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,929 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Chloe B., Beca M. - Complete
L'Étranger by TheSilentPen reviews
'You're not interested in the story on the pages. You're more interested in the REAL story in the cursive of that old French copy of 'The Stranger.' Rachel Berry loves collecting old books. One day she stumbles across a book with with intriguing notes and starts exchanging letters with its old owner: L. Quinn Fabray. AU. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by A. Kline reviews
Rachel Berry always knew that she was a little bit psychic. In fact, Rachel Berry thought she knew just about everything. That is, until a spirit that refused to die entered her life like a train-wreck.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,614 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
And Really, It's No Surprise reviews
AU. Quiet Beca and outgoing Chloe are an unlikely pair of best friends - have been so since middle school. But when Beca is diagnosed with cancer right before her senior year, she shuts everybody out, afraid of the pain her possible death could cause despite newly aired feelings between the two friends. And really, it's no surprise that nothing works out the way she wants it to.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,137 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B.