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Joined 11-28-12, id: 4388377, Profile Updated: 01-30-13
Author has written 15 stories for Pride and Prejudice, Holy Musical B@man!, Criminal Minds, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, Sherlock, and Doctor Who.

Hello! I am Ashley! There's... really not much to be said about me, except that I'm really bad at bios. I could go into a long rant about how trying to sell yourself to someone in such a way is useless because the greatness of human consciousness is so complex that you could never truly be described in words, but I won't do that.

Instead I will tell you that I like brightly colored hair, cats, the color blue, and disregarding grammar rules if they get in the way of properly portraying the emotion of a scene. I say this because I know that there are some people who don't like this, which I will never understand. I'm a big believer that you should never downgrade your emotion or passion for something just because it's impossible to truly express that emotion while staying in the boundaries of proper grammar. I believe that without such emotion and passion, words would be nothing anyway.

I'm also a big fan of slam poetry. Can you tell?

My archiveofourown account can be found here, and my tumblr can be found here.

NOTE THAT YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY READ IF YOU'VE LEFT A NICE REVIEW ON ONE OF MY STORIES: I am very, very bad at replying to reviews. Usually for two reasons: a) I tell myself I'm going to do it later and then just forget, or b) I'm terrified of that awkward small talk-y thing that happens when you're textually communicating with someone and the conversation SHOULD be over, but neither parties ever end it (it's also the reason I avoid texting). Needless to say, I DO appreciate your positive feedback very much and I would love to kiss all of your faces, I'm just bad at expressing it.

ANOTHER NOTE, THIS TIME ON TITLES: Oh, and, I've gotten a comment or two about not capitalizing my titles, and I've an explanation: I write a lot of poetry. Slam poetry specifically, which doesn't necessarily have a proper formatting, and I never capitalize words in my poetry unless they're important, so I never really capitalize the titles of my poems. It's just sort of a habit that seems to have worked its way into my fanfiction writing. The thing is, I feel that capitalization should only pertain to things of importance (like, proper sentence structure is usually important so unless I'm writing poetry, I properly capitalize sentences and words, etc), and to me, the title of a work just isn't... as important as the work itself. Certainly not important enough to me to be capitalized. I don't know, it's just a little thing that I do, same as my completely disregard for grammar at times, and it definitely spawns from my poetry. But, yeah. In case that was bothering you, there's a legitimate reason. Maybe not as legitimate to you as it is to me, but a reason nonetheless.

(Side note: I was re-reading that last bit and thought it said 'another note, this time on titties'. Oops.)

FUN FACT: if the status says complete, the story is complete. I'm sorry to say that if it is complete then I don't plan on revisiting it and adding more. It probably won't be the last work for that fandom, and I may write a sequel-ish thing for that story later on, but if it says it's complete, it's complete. I'm so glad that you like my story and wish there were more, but there's not, and there's nothing I can do. I realize that may make me sound a bit douchey, but I just don't want you to get your hopes up for more when there will not, in fact, be more. Unfortunately, I've no control over my muse. :)

(SORRY ABOUT ALL THE CAPS LOCK, I'M ADDICTED TO IT.)

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Wings of Icarus by Original-Weeping-Angel reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are in Australia looking for Hermione's parents, when they begin hearing reports about a serial killer who mutilates his victims' bodies with the word 'mudblood'. When the BAU are called in to help the investigation, Hermione Granger and Dr Spencer Reid cross paths.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,557 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Hermione G., S. Reid
Sense of Right by MintSauce reviews
Stiles moved away from Beacon Hills when he worked out he wasn't wanted. He has a new Pack, a new family, he finally belongs. So why is it that returning to Beacon Hills again after nine years just messes with everything he had thought he'd set in stone?
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,844 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.
White or Dark Chocolate? by CretianStar reviews
BlaisexLuna AU sweetness and fluff in honeydukes!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Blaise Z., Luna L. - Complete
Almost by xXxTaintedPurityxXx reviews
"Why have you told me this?" "I'm the Dark Lord, Hermione." Hermione's eyes hardened, but the sadness did not leave them. "I hate you," she uttered quietly, but they were not the words he heard and they were not the words she meant, and with a smirk on the barely existent lips on the face that was not his, he subtly nodded and pulled his robe from her vice-like grip. "I know."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
Made To Believe There's Something Wrong With Me by QuirkyChick reviews
The one in which they all come together and love each other, and 'pack' means more than you could ever imagine. Derek/Stiles/Scott/Allison/Lydia/Jackson/Danny - POLYAMORY. Oneshot.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
One by One by Flaignhan reviews
He wonders if she knew the full extent of what she was doing. Seprequel to Before the Dawn
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,192 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Snake and The Loon by Greensblue reviews
Several occasions made Blaise Zabini feel closer to Luna Lovegood. It started during his 6th year, when everyone returned to Hogwarts after Christmas. HBP compliant. R&R. FLUFF. Maybe. My debut, so I don't know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,908 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Blaise Z., Luna L. - Complete
Before the Dawn by Flaignhan reviews
Tonight has been a long time coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,883 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Restricted by Flaignhan reviews
What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,491 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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the secrets in our blood reviews
"He'd never meant for it to go this far. He really, honest to god hadn't. Like, okay, it's not like he'd expected a long life, but he'd at least hoped he'd have gotten the hell away from Beacon Hills before they found him." or, the one where Stiles is a demon and the same hunters who killed his mother (also a demon) find him. /light sterek/
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Stiles S. - Complete
nightmares reviews
While on a... fairly odd case in New York, Reid meets the bookish Hermione, someone who is like him in so many ways that it's impossible not to fall in love from the start. As the case becomes more and more tense, it's obvious that the team is missing something, something big, something that could be the final puzzle piece. Will they find it in time?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Hermione G., S. Reid
watching reviews
Hermione Granger will be the death of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
coming back
The rest of the train ride is not nearly as horrid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
running
Once upon a time there was a young girl named Melody.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
punishment reviews
They're in an abandoned classroom. He's used an unknown spell to lock the door, and despite the fact that she's the Brightest Witch of Her Time, she doubts she could unlock it no matter how hard she tried. Plus, he has her wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
onward, steed reviews
For the prompt: 'for whatever reason you choose, Seb has to carry Jim piggyback style, and Jim commands him and steers him like horse to some location of your choosing.' I use the genre 'romance' very loosely.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
progression reviews
This is how Morgan finds him, curled up on his bed, crying softly.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/29/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
fixing the sharps and flats reviews
Stiles has a keyboard stashed away in the back of his closet. It's simple, with very few settings, but it has 66 keys and it works, and that's all Stiles cares about.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
let's just keep it this way reviews
Derek's not entirely sure when his feelings for Stiles go from moderate dislike to tolerant to... this.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.
reach deep within and create a monster reviews
'The girl is quite easy to manipulate, to the point where it is almost disappointing.' !drabble written at 3 in the morning. dark themes and slightly disturbing imagery aheadĀ”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
honeybee reviews
The thing is, Spencer didn't mean for this to happen. The thing is, he's so glad that it did.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
just checking up reviews
There's a difference between making sure someone's okay, and kissing them. Derek Morgan is most definitely not making sure Spencer Reid's okay.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
thank god for bad villains reviews
"Bruce, my man! What was that for?" he laughed, expecting the other to let him go and laugh with him. When the Dark Knight did no such thing, he became worried. They were buddies, they were cool, they'd even sang a song about it! Surely Bruce wasn't planning on pushing him out of the friendship ship!
Holy Musical B@man! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Superman, Batman - Complete
the viewers are gonna love this reviews
Lizzie Bennet Diaries!fic. 'Sit up straight, tuck hair behind ear, focus. Repeat the words that have been stuck in her mouth for a long time now, wedging themselves in between her teeth and under her tongue, stuck up against the roof of her mouth like really annoying, headache inducing peanut butter. "My name is Lizzie Bennet, and I think I like Darcy."'
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
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