When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

Exiled for three centuries on a barren rock, Harry's saved by the crew of the Enterprise D. He makes it to the colony world his people planned to go to and finds they're just as insular as ever though Hermione and his friends set them on a better course. Their nuclear option, though, left Harry with no escape. A prophecy is once again in play and he's the Chosen One. Again.

This is my story repository where I post short story snippets and try out new stuff. Everything here may be expanded or used for longer stories in the future - emphasis on /may/. Story ratings will range from T to M; all stories are in the Potterverse or cross-over with it.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Love is an anchor. Archer/Rin. Shirou/Rin. Collection of post-UBW oneshots. COMPLETE.

There's a reason why no one messes with humanity, and why the Turian Hierarchy lost at Shanxi. One-Shot.

Finally the Shadow Broker and the galaxy's champion have found their way back together. Now they face the greatest challenge in history: the return of the Reapers. To defeat this foe, Liara and Shepard will have to work miracles . . . but in the end, they may find the cost too great to bear.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.

Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

After Shepard is killed, Liara is left alone. She knows the galaxy is in danger, but what can one former archaeologist do against the threat of the Reapers? Maybe nothing, but Shepard's lover has learned not to give up too easily. Science fiction, adventure, intrigue, and a dash of romance.

Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Dinosaur skeletons are rare and valuable. Abby (NCIS) will have none of Harry's (The Dresden Files) Tyrannosaurus-riding shenanigans.

This is a kind of repository for story ideas, drabbles, and one-shots that are too short to warrant their own spot on this site. Rated M now for some bad jokes and possible risque material. All stories are in the Potterverse. Closed now since I've messed things up by deleting chapters from it :(

Hawke and Merrill decide to reveal their relationship, and some of their companions decide to have a chat with Hawke.

Centuries after the end of the Reaper War, a respected asari scientist and political leader tells the story of her youthful adventures with the legendary Shepard. Fighting to save the galaxy is one thing, but figuring out human motivations can be much harder. Science fiction, action-adventure, and a romance on slow burn.

It's not the destination that matters, it's the journey- and the Konoha 9 are in for a wild ride. Sorta-sequel to Into the Future. Series of oneshots set in Futureverse. Multiple pairings.

Prompt fic: "Merrill x M!Hawke - Meeting the parents"

Garret asked Anders to give Merrill a message. Anders is most definitely NOT expecting what he sees when he gets there.

When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.

"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)

Minato returns home from a tumultuous time abroad, forged in the fires of combat into something no one in his family could envision. When he stumbles into the Sekirei plan he will begin to challenge Minaka and this so called game in the name of love and honor. Minato/Tsukiumi/Akitzu/Kazehana main wives.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Angra Mainyu wants to be born. But the Fifth War is over, and Shirou has rejected the Grail. With the Grail System destined for dismantlement, no path to birth remains in the future. So what better solution than to send the winner back to the beginning and give him a second chance to fail? "I am Servant Saber. I ask of you: Are you my Master?" SaberXShirou "Avalon" shipping

Humorous moments in the lives of Goku and his twin sister, including Chi-Chi's irrational suspicions and Raditz's reaction to Gohan before he gets the whole story. Various oneshots, not in Chronological order.

COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)

A quick write about how the game should have ended and bioware rules all! Rated M for a few reasons. M!Hawke/Merrill Based off of Hawke has something to say.

The Sekirei Confess and So do the Ashikabi's. Will be Considered Finished..Although I Will Be Uploading It From Time To Time! :) Please Review.Occness.

Everyone knows that John Watson is a good doctor and enjoy having him around at the clinic. The only thing stopping him from being a truly great one is his odd tendency to run out of there at odd hours muttering something about Sherlock. Some of his coworkers try to figure out just what a 'Sherlock' is and if they need to call someone about it. Really, they're just concerned.

A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.

The sky had already given up on daylight and was slowly but surely succumbing to the shadows of the night when a darkly clad figure with a pale countenance and fangs appeared out of nowhere...

A young Naruto accidentally saves Hinata from being kidnapped and gains the gratitude of the Hyuuga clan as well as knowledge of his heritage. Naruto AU, Naruto/Hinata. Written in narrated flashback format (alternate chapters)

A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.

This is just for the stuff that leaks out every once in a while. Thoughts I have and story ideas that I come up with while reading other people's work. Any of them are available for anyone to continue, just ask permission first.

Zatanna makes an important decision...

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Secret Santa fic written for Wyl on CMDA. What would happen if Merrill found an eluvian that worked? M!Hawke.

This is a 'what if' Karasuba killed Musubi before Yume could sacrifice herself to save her, the idea being how would everything be different with Yume instead of Musubi. This story will be written from Yume's and Minato's POV's and be 1st person.

Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame

A collection of amusing little scenarios and scenes from the world of Sekirei.

One's hit Kirkwall, but that's not the only reason some people are sweating.

Pride didn't work this time. Desire on the other hand...

Morrigan is teaching the Warden how to transform into a wolf. In return he teaches her a lesson that casts doubt on everything Flemeth ever taught her regarding sex and power.

Isabela & Merrill went lingerie shopping. And it's all downhill from there, much to Hawke's delight and his mabari's confusion. Humor & Romance one-shot. Rated M for Mischief and sMut. M!/Merrill

As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

A little humurous one shot based on the Master of Discipline 'universe.'

An explosion apparently claims the lives of several of the Daily Planets staff, it is presumed that Clark Kent is among them - his body incinerated by the blast. The story deals with the choices this calamity creates, & is set in the DCU's near future

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Padmé has to read the newsfeed three times before the words sink in and start to make sense. Kind of spoilery for the latest Clone Wars ep, for which it's AU.

A story featuring Superman and Wonder Woman, with much of the influences of the holiday season. Thanks to ImFanci for the beta.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

How did Superman and Wonder Woman really meet? An alternative take on the Justice League series.Some themes used from the comics and Superman Returns.

It would've been a quiet night at the Central City Rogues' pub if the Justice League hadn't fired that big laser cannon. But Captain Cold would never forget what happened after Weather Wizard ran in and shouted to turn on the TV. DCAU Rogues, no slash.

NaruHina. Fluff, angst, drama, and a whole lot of sappy romance. Stir well. A story that spans 10 special events in Naruto and Hinata’s lives. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. theme #10 #10 Rated for mild cursing and implied sex

When Cat suggests that Clark and Superman share a secret, Lois is determined to investigate. Even if that means snooping around Clark's apartment and seeing Superman naked. Set during season one.

Can one ordinary man bring light into darkness and change the heart of a woman who believes only in violence? How much can one man really accomplish? Can he change the world?

Minato's ordinary life changes forever when he meets a sekirei and is drawn into the struggle that is the Sekirei Plan. To say nothing of the challenges of being with the lovely and angry Tsukiumi, Minato's one and only wife.

Flashy justu are a sure sign that a ninja's compensating for something else. In conjunction with Sai’s constant comments about Naruto’s size being small, Hinata is forced to intervene with the truth to defend Naruto’s honor. Naruto x Hinata. Humor

Superman and Wonder Woman spent 1000 years in the land of the Nordic Gods and the comic wanted us to believe a man would live a monk-like existence for a millennium,long after his wife is dead and gone.I beg to differ.This is my take on that Asgard story.

Sequel to the first This Ain't the Golden Years. Just because fifty years have passed doesn't mean that retired Justice League members can stay out of trouble, especially if they're corrupting the next generation of Leaguers.

Britain has been infested with dragons. With no other choice, the Justice League ask Morgaine le Fey for help in awakening King Arthur. Thing is, history seems to have overlooked some things about the king… Crossover with Fate/Stay Night.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

A three-year-old Obi-Wan follows Master Yoda around the Temple. Gen.

“Because I wanted to make sure my wife smiled as much as she could in a week’s time.”

A very different conclusion to the battle in the valley of the end. The story of a death and all that follows. Character death.

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

53 years later and Wally's still managing to make a general nuisance of himself. Final Chapter. Will continue in a sequel.

Tsunade has debts. She thinks that no one will expect the Hokage to pay them. She's wrong.

Fatherhood isn't easy, especially if you're in the Justice League.

Shmi Skywalker watches over her son from the afterlife. A vignette spanning fall, redemption, and the eternity of love.

In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete