KalleM
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Joined 10-30-12, id: 4335290, Profile Updated: 11-17-12
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A little short blurb I wrote in high school not fanfic but to bad. So he danced in the moonlight with his hair as dark as midnight and sea green eyes that shown like stars, alabaster skin, a voice that you could not deny with breath as warm as flames that dance on my skin like him in the pale moon light.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bastard.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bastard.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my dick.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Former)
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Wild Ones by Dragontreasure26 reviews
At fourteen years old Stiles said goodbye to his best friend as Derek Hale left Beacon Hills for good; he never expected never to hear from him again but now Derek has returned to track down the Alpha responsible for his sister's death and Stiles once again finds himself immersed in the dangerous world of the supernatural.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 159,771 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Desolate by AlphaHook reviews
Derek stops short the moment his eyes fall on the huddled mass in the corner. The beta lying crumpled there is trying desperately to make himself seem as small as possible It takes Derek almost a full minute to realize who it is and another to realize that he's wearing tattered, blood-stained remains of the clothes he disappeared in. rape/non-con! underage! M/M You have been warned
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,811 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 6/1/2016 - Stiles S., Derek H., Isaac L.
Luck Is A Lady (And Her Name Is Erica) by JessieJay13 reviews
Derek wasn't quite sure what he was seeing at first, but he was sure there was more bare skin than there should be. Also, considering the smattering of moles on the broad expanse of bare skin in front of him, he was pretty sure he knew whose bare skin it was. He wasn't sure whether to strangle Erica or buy her a fruit basket.
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Stiles S., Derek H., Erica R. - Complete
A Little Bird Told Me by Olor et Luna reviews
Stiles is a comedian, Derek is a ball player, they meet, there are mishaps and mayhem, "The Wii Incedent of 2010", sports, video games, coffee, arguements friendship, love, commitment. It's huge, and it's not instant gratification, AU/AH EVENTUAL Sterek, they're all here, maybe not how you're used to them, but they are all here.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 98,558 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.
What Happens After Happily Ever After by 74days reviews
Stiles grew up, moved away and got married to a wonderful woman. However, when his happily ever after falls apart, he finds himself back in Beacon Hills - and back to more than he bargained for.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,976 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H.
You Don't See Straight by onecouldn'tsee reviews
AU focusing totally on Stiles and Derek. No other characters will be seen...at least I don't think so. Stiles finds himself in a secret werewolf community to participate in a mating run. Sterek happens. Side OC's. Warnings inside.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 172,696 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
That Unfortunate Situation by 74days reviews
Derek Hale, 3rd Duke of that name has an unfortunate run in with the young Baron of Stiles - accusing the young man of being a fortune hunter. Regency Romance meets Sterek.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,842 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S. - Complete
Best Thing by 74days reviews
AU TeenWolf - In a world where the supernatural is widely known, The Others (or werewolves) are treated like Royalty. Every year, they pick a handful of people from nearby towns to Serve - unpaid. Stiles was one of the 'lucky' ones to get picked, although he's not very happy about it... Rated M for later chapters, Sterek - with a side of 'group sexy times'.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,461 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Out Of Milk by 74days reviews
Derek Hale had been invited to stay at Sheriff Stilinski's house after being somewhat of a Hero - much to Stiles distress. Surely living with Derek will never end well... Basically STEREK. All the time.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,786 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Mates? reviews
The alpha packs come to town Derek's going to find out what they want before any of his pack are hurt or worse.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,171 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.