Hey there :) I'm ElphabaFaye and I absolutely LOVE the Hunger Games, Wicked, and Harry Potter. I'm a HUGE feminist (equal rights, yeah buddy!) So, here's a bit about me!

Name: you can call me Faye ;)

Age: Is but a number ;)

Hair Color: Brunette, yeahh :p

Eye Color: Blue/ Grey thingy color... XD

Aspiring To Be: An Actress, hopefully on Broadway someday. I take professional voice lessons so I hope that could help my chances ;)

Something I Love: Skittles Riddles (don't ask why)

Something I Hate: spiders; sexist pigs, you know.

My Favorite Characters

Foxface (The Hunger Games)

Katniss and Peeta (The Hunger Games; you can't have one without the other!)

Hermione and Ron (Harry Potter; same as above)

Elphaba Thropp of Colwen Grounds (Wicked by Gregory Maguire; also I love Idina Menzel in the Broadway production)

Liir Thropp/ Tigelaar (Son of a Witch by Gregory Maguire; son of Elphaba and Fiyero)

Fiyero Tigelaar (Wicked; played by Norbert Leo Butz)

Samwise Gamgee (The Lord of the Rings)

Romeo and Juliet (mainly 1996 movie w/ Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes)

Lucy (The Peanuts Comics!)

My Salute

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds' songs wake me

I'll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I'll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I'll think of Katniss every time

And I'll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake's sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I'll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I'll always think of Glimmer

If someone's pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I'll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I'm homicidally inclined

I'll make sure I think of Effie

When there's nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too.

You know you're a writer if you:

1. Hold your pencil incorrectly

2. Talk yourself through math problems out loud

3. Would rather write a despription of a setting than draw a picture of it

4. Occasionally develop an unhealthy obsession with something

5. Have multiple personalities

6. Keep your emotions bottled up inside and then let them run free through your writing

7. Get super happy whenever you write a really good sentence (imagery, personification, etc.)

8. Like confusing your friends with big words... why yes, the meal was _. Fill in the blank, people!

We've studied with Hermione. Played Quidditch with Ron. Hid creatures with Hagrid. Laughed with Fred and George. Fought against Voldemort. Shared bravery with Neville. Admired with Ginny. Understood true love with Snape. Made all the wrong choices with Draco. Worked with Dumbledore. Rebelled against Umbridge. And believed with Harry until the end. Now it's over, and now all we can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life.

The Hogwarts Rules

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

3. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

4. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

5. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.

6. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

7. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

8. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

9. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.

10. I will not refer to the hippogriff as "Horseybird".

11. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.

12. Professor Snape does not enjoy being called "Snookums".

13. -Neither does he respond favorably to "Sev", "Snapey-Poo" or "Debbie".

14. Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in June.

15. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

16. I will not refer to "The Grim" as a nice doggy.

17. - I will not refer to Professor Lupin as a nice doggy.

18. There is no bring a muggle to school day.

19. When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts."

20. - "Putting down Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

21. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

22. I will not sing "Defying Gravity" during Quidditch practice.

23. There is no connection between Hitler and Voldemort.

24. I am not allowed to declare "Official Hug A Slytherin Day."

25. I am not to wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.

26. When in the presence of the Dark Lord, I must call him The Dark Lord. Not 'Snake-Face, the Dark Lord Happy Pants'.

27. I am not allowed to ask any of the Malfoys if it's "true that blondes have more fun"

28. I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.

29. I am not to hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout 'I... GOT... THE... POWER!'

30. When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout 'To the Batmobile, Robin!'

31. - Or 'Thunder, Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, GO!'

32. I am not Voldemort's illegitimate love child.

33. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

34. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.

35. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

36. Taking red paint and writing creepy messages on the walls is not funny, either.

37. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.

38. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on the school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.

39. It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

40. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.

41. It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a T-shirt that says 'All the good-looking ones die young' with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

42. The Easter Bunny is not Jesus's Animagus form.

43. I will not write forged letters home to the parents of Muggleborn first years detailing the Satanic rituals they are learning.

44. Locking Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter in a broom cupboard together to see if they will make out is not appropriate.

45. The four houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters.

46. Teaching first years to chorus in unison 'The amazing bouncing ferret' whenever they hear the name Draco Malfoy is just wrong, funny, but wrong.

47. No matter what I say to the Dark Lord, I will never make him laugh.

48. Murmuring 'I see dead people' every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

49. I will not replace Professor Snape's Pumpkin Juice with Skele-Gro, and it was not an honest mistake.

50. I am not funny. No matter how much I make myself laugh.

"Oh, Elphaba, you mean thing, you're pretty." -Galinda, Wicked

"Something has changed within me... Something is not the same..." -Elphaba, Defying Gravity (Steven Shwartz)

Thanks for reading! :) Have fun!