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Poll: Pairing Poll for Mariah Myers-Calloway and Stella, her itty bitty one.. Who goes with them, ladies? If you pick other choice, leave in a review, please? Also, sort of leave a reason you feel they're a match (other choice only), maybe, so I can make sure I consider ALL angles? The romance part starts soon, I wanna have this thing nailed down before I go off willy nilly throwing her with someone. All apologies, I'm OCD about things at times. Vote Now!
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Joined 10-21-12, id: 4319743, Profile Updated: 08-08-13
Author has written 2 stories for Wrestling.

Not going to bore you guys to death with details about myself. All you need to know is my name is Deanna and I'm a part time college student. I am addicted to reading fanfictions, mostly for wrestling and Avengers, or CSI. I write them too, and might upload a few of mine on here in coming days, not really sure on that yet, as I have never submitted anything I have written anywhere before and some people can be complete assholes when they don't like something.

* I'm back.. And again, I've lost muse for the story I have up and posted. I wanna keep it going, but I'm just not sure I can. I have been writing newer stuff, I might post it later. For now, colder than ice and hotter than hell is on hiatus. I repeat, hiatus. I'm not taking it down because I'm proud of it, I really am. *

Anywho, basically, the things below are stuffs I am into:

Favorite TV Show: Supernatural or WWE Raw, Haunted Highways and Haven, Fact or Faked Paranormal Files

Least Favorite TV Show: The Vampire Diaries. Never got into it, don't see the damn point in all honesty.

Favorite wrestlers: kane, undertaker, sheamus, randy orton, batista, the hardy boyz, james storm, daniel bryan, drew mcintyre and ddp, jon moxley, leakee (roman reigns), edge, shawn michaels, austin aries..

favorite diva: Maxine. that is all.

Least favorite wrestlers: CM Punk, Miz and Heath Slater

Favorite Song: Whatever's on my Ipod at the moment

Least Favorite song: Anything by Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift. Her music is NOT country, and I don't care who gets pissed by me saying that. She is POP. And I HATE pop.

Favorite Color: Red.. Because it's for sexy bitches.

Least Favorite Color: Yellow.. Because it looks like piss.

Favorite Book: The Shining, Harry Potter, The Lincoln Lawyer and anything written by John Grisham.

Least Favorite Book: Twilight (Vampires don't sparkle. Get a clue, people.)

Would you rather be bitten by a werewolf or a vampire: Neither. I'd rather be with Sam and Dean when they kill those sparkly territorial motherfuckers.

Team Edward or Jacob: Team guy who almost hit Bella with a bus.

Favorite Quote: " Be yourself.. Everyone else is already taken."

Hobbies: trampoline wrestling, boxing, soccer, paintball and riding atvs. I also like anything involving fire or destruction.

Three Possessions I would Grab if my house were burning down: My laptop, my journal and my lucky converses.

Totally addicted to candy..


WARNING: I AM AN OPINIONATED BITCH.. I DON'T MIND SPEAKING MY MIND. IF THIS OFFENDS YOU, EITHER PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL/BOY PANTIES ON AND DEAL or STEP TO THE LEFT.

BELOW ARE MY LIKES AND HATES, PET PEEVES.. JUST BECAUSE I AM LONG OVERDUE A RANT.

OTP'S

Dramione: if you don't like them, gtfo. I do. It's not anything against Ron, it's just.. I always saw Hermione with Draco when I read the series.

Drarry: Yes. I read slash. Again, gtfo. I'm not a prude. I happen to like sex. Never had it, love to read about it (and occasionally, I might write about it.)

BODcest: Again.. Love doesn't know boundaries. I read slash. These guys are sizzle together.

Hardycest: Hot dayummmmmm. Just sayin

Wincest: Okay, what's hotter than boy lovins? Jensen and Jared boy lovins.

OTPS I HATE:

Ziglee- Okay, what the fuck is up with people supporting this bullshit? I mean he ridiculed her on LIVE TV... And she's with him now? What message are we sending to our little girls, people? That it's okay for a guy to be a fucking prick and we should SUPPORT that? I am really disliking AJ's character as of late, and to be perfectly honest, never actually cared for Ziggler.

Cenlee- Jesus Christ, people.. Just because someone kisses someone... And really? You're going to pair them based on the stupid evidence? And Cena's overdone, to be honest. AJ is too, but that's a rant for another time, in all honesty. They have no real chemistry, there is no basis for a relationship. This one had fail written all over it, and the reason why is AJ... He's more mature, she's still a fucking kid for fucks sake.

Ambrose&AJ- Okay, so if you haven't guessed by now, I happen to be a fan of comics, going by my avatar. The Joker is my favorite villian in comics, and I do truly feel that Dean Ambrose is wrestling's incarnate. But.. Just because you have this overobsessive, clingy and needy no brained twit AJ batting her lashes, lashing out when she's not paid attention.. This does NOT make her insane, nor does it make her worth Dean Ambrose. I'm quite certain, were he to ever be approached by her, she'd wind up hanging by her tongue from the ceiling, if he didn't fuck with her mind then ruin her on purpose.

And while we're on AJ.. Someone teach that damn girl to sell a kiss, kaithanksbye? I mean seriously, I've seen kids do it better.. Who the fuck tries to eat their kissing partner's face? I know I don't.. Do you?

I'd honestly prefer the latter, because frankly, I am getting mad sick of seeing her constantly on tv. They could show any of the other dozens of talented ladies that make up the divas division.. But what do we get, each and every week without fail? Another AJ hissy fit or The Bella Twins being a pain in the ass.

Speaking of Eve.. I do not support her in the following:

Zack/Eve: Zack is mine. Plain and simple. Eve's a troll. She's a Kim clone clown and I personally think her whole gimmick (both of them) were painful to watch. She weighed Ryder down, and when she fucked him over, it only proved just how big of a bucklebunny she was.

Eve/Punk: Yeah. Like he'd put up with her highmaintenance bullshit. The man's straightedge, and she looks like she got puked on by every major fashion designer in the game. I can see that going really, really well. (note, that was sarcasm.)

Eve/John: Jesus Christ... This guy... Again? What is it about Cena? I personally only liked him when he was being himself, being the rapper who told people off. So he's got muscles.. So he's got a nice ass.. Any guy now has that.. What he didn't have with Eve, was chemistry.. Because that parking lot kiss? I've seen fucking fourth graders kiss better than that. Too stiff.

Randy Orton and Kelly Kelly: This pairing just... Ughh, it makes me want to fucking dieeee. For one thing, I personally cannot stand Kelly Kelly, she's another prime example of what's wrong with the diva lineup currently. I mean seriously? I get that they're so "idiot giggle here" pretty together, but damn people... He'd eat her alive if she pissed him off!

NOTE TO PEOPLE WHO READ THIS*

Okay, so I'm going to lay it out there.. I write my wrestling stories as if the kayfabe were real.. If this makes you squirm, I suggest you don't read. I love to get into the characters and try and see things I put them into through their eyes. I wish the stuff on the show weren't faked. But it is.. At least here, it doesn't have to be.

Again, if this bothers you, don't read.

I also dislike the people power movement and the pg era.. so I will bash those and do my best to destroy them should they show up in a story that I'm writing.

I'm not some kid, so I'm gonna use a lot of graphic gory stuff and loads of swearing and sex, violence. If this offends, you might wanna find a nice fluffy happy story. Not saying I don't do fluff, but... I love sex and violence. Also love pairing oc's with superstars. if this is too much for you, sorry.


And I'd like you guys to know I use and support self inserts and original characters. Why write the same damn thing as we see happening on our screens or in the pages? I never do. Love alternate universe and settings, and I love angst. I also love dark theme stuff.

Don't give a damn what anyone thinks about anything I potentially submit either, just so you know. I hope everyone likes my writing style, my story ideas and my characters. If they don't, not my problem. I'm not in this to make profit, nor am I in this to get better at writing. I'm here because I get bored easy, and writing fills the void. :) Plus, I have too many musi who aggravate me almost daily. Any of you true writers out there, you feel me, you know how it is. BUT SERIOUSLY PEOPLE I LOVE REVIEWS! SO SEND ME THEM! THEY MAKE ME HAPPY! FLAMERS WILL BE IGNORED. TRY AND CURB THE 'CRITICISM' TOO, WHILE WE'RE ON THAT. LIKE i SAID, NOT MAKING A PROFIT, BUT I LOVE REVIEWS. THEY HELP ME SEE IF SOMETHING'S A HIT OR A MISS.

I'm friendly. If anyone wants to talk, pm me. I'll answer back as soon as I'm able and online, which is a lot.

So, anyway, this is Deanna, signing out. Word.


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Spur of the Moment by ClassicPurpleRoses reviews
A sort of AU fic, but will feature the WWE world in the next chapters! Please tell me if I should continue! Not Slash!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,671 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - OC, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins, Cody Rhodes/Stardust - Complete
it's not over by JinxedBinx reviews
{auverse, not much wrestling, mix of real and ring names, ofcxambrose} Kylie Lopez is the baby sister of Colby Lopez, aka Seth Rollins of Shield. She's also the former girlfriend of Jonathan Good, aka Dean Ambrose. When she walked away, he thought he'd never see her again after the hell he put her through, but she shows up at the arena one night, and they realize that it's not over
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,136 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Dean Ambrose, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins
Seeing Things (For The First Time) by JinxedBinx reviews
- written for xthefirestillburns luck of the irish one shot contest, prompt 4 - Brianna is the fiancee of Curtis Axel ( Joe Hennig Jr) and she's just realized that her fiancee is hooking up with Aksana, a diva on the roster, and Sheamus' girlfriend, behind their backs.. When she and Sheamus run into one another, it sparks long forgotten feelings.. But how will it end? r&r plz?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Sheamus, Aksana, Michael MicGillicutty - Complete
My Happy Ending by StarshineGoomba reviews
After the unthinkable happens to a future Diva she does her best to hide it while going on with her life and makes her way into the WWE. Once she tells the world about her attack will things be the same for her? Will she have a happy ending? - John Cena/OC and PunkLee are the main couples. There will also be Cody/OC and Ted/Kaitlyn :)
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,779 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - John Cena, Cody Rhodes/Stardust, AJ Lee, Kaitlyn - Complete
Coming Undone by SWEETLITTLEPSYCHOPATH reviews
*alt univ dean ambrose/ oc / orton triangle oc/dean* Just when Victoria thought things would be safe, that being where she felt safest, with Dean Ambrose of all people, would keep her safe, that nothing could touch her, a face from her past resurfaces. Not only this, but Randy's jumped to conclusions, and he's now gunning for Dean. How will this all end?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,519 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Dean Ambrose, Randy Orton
ღ A Twisted Love Story ღ by Brunette.Geek.Goddess reviews
REVAMPED! DEAN A. X OC PAIRING. Katya is new to not only the WWE but to America also. All she's trying to do is make a name for herself, but along the way, she attracts the attention of company's new badass Dean Ambrose who steps up, lays claim. But how will this all end? r&r if you want me to continue this. Rating may change, you have been warned. !darkromance
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,746 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces by StarshineGoomba reviews
Takes place 12-18-12 after Super SmackDown Live. A look at things from Kaitlyn's point of view. She gets comfort from the last person she had expected. One-Shot. Rated T for some swearing.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [Kaitlyn, John Cena] - Complete
Decoding the Youngest Hardy by shiki94 reviews
Alexis Hardy is the younger sibling of Matt and Jeff Hardy. She seems like the type of person that people stay away from, but it's the opposite-she draws in people due to her personality. Yet she can't help but feel alone because of all of the teasing she has to endure. Could it take being thrown in a storyline with two rookie Divas to get her to open up at last?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,869 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 10/16/2012 - The Miz, AJ Lee, Kaitlyn, OC - Complete
Layla Lupin and the uncle of Azkaban by kali yugah reviews
Harry's life has gotten more complicated, a murderous god father, chased by dementors and a werewolf teacher. But throw in a unknown sister a it's chaos. need 5 reviews to continue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2009 - OC, Ron W.
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Back In The Ring reviews
Mariah Myers Calloway is the (ofc, fictional) daughter of Undertaker. She's also a former diva and she's a mother to 5 year old Stella and is just going through a complicated divorce. When she decides to return to the lineup, she's met with all of the changes that the past 3 years away have bought. But while she's making her mark, will she also find what she's looking for? R&R
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,757 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013
Colder Than Ice Hotter Than Hell reviews
ON HIATUS FOR NOW.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,331 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012