An original. A young man's coming of age story. Samuel's vision is too poor to be drafted to fight in WWII so he finds himself as a fire lookout, alone in the mountains instead.

Hogwarts hasn't been exciting in years. Nicholas wishes he could go to Durmstrang like all the cool kids from Little Whinging, or at least that new American school. It isn't with fevered excitement that he leaves for his journey to Hogwarts, but something akin to resignation. That's all about to change.

Things spiral out of control when Schmidt finds Jess taking a pregnancy test.

The gang finds themselves stuck on a subway.