Dark Cryo
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Joined 09-04-12, id: 4239904, Profile Updated: 03-30-18
Author has written 6 stories for Total Drama series, Elder Scroll series, Dark Souls, Fallout, Gears of War, Crysis, Call of Duty, Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri, and Girls' Frontline/少女前线.

Hello, people and animals of the world. I am in real life a simple man who is socially awkward and has an addiction to candy, but in here you may refer to me as Dark Cryo, master of shadows and ice. Well, not really, but you have to admit that would be pretty damn cool.

I joined this site for two reasons: to learn how to make myself a better author, and to find some good reading material (since I've read every book I own a hundred times, and most of them weren't free). On an unrelated note, I'm an avid gamer, and a somewhat notorious Xbox Live troll.

But enough about me. You came here to see what kind of stories and entertainment I can hopefully provide, no?


Current Projects & Statuses:

Semper Invicta: Active. A Gears of War & Gate: Thus the JSDF Fought There crossover, taking place after the first game. Chapter 4 is in progress, but the Easter holiday is causing some delays.

Restricted Access: Indefinite hiatus. Fallout 4 story detailing the shenanigans of Cait and a Sole Survivor who gives absolutely zero fucks. I'll try to get back to it after finishing another playthrough of the game, whenever that happens.

Call of Skyrim: Permanent hiatus. To put it short, Roach and Ghost from Modern Warfare 2 go on a journey to save Skyrim. The more I think about it, the more I realize I'd published this story way too early - I hadn't even come up with a solid plot. I might dust it off one day, but don't count on it.

Both Total Drama Stories: Dead. I had them both thought out from start to finish, but I've lost interest in continuing them. Besides, they just don't live up to the standards I set for myself nowadays.


Well, that's about it. Please enjoy looking through my wares and try not to break anything. -Dark Cryo

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My Abominable Monster Classmates Can't Be This Cute by Mallobaude reviews
Jaune had always wanted to go to a school to learn to battle the creatures of Grimm. But as a boy with no huntsmen training, no huntsmen knowledge, and no huntsmen transcripts, he had absolutely no chance of getting into a school like that legally. After scouring the darkest corners of the CCTNet, he finally found a lead. A place called Grimm Academy. Cover art by Seshirukun.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 300,168 - Reviews: 2780 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 4,435 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 1/28/2019 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Jaune A.
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 588,752 - Reviews: 2422 - Favs: 3,060 - Follows: 3,271 - Updated: 10/3/2019 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Courier, Arcade G., Alex M./Zeus
Divide By Zero by kiwipixel77 reviews
The Sole Survivor is kind of a dick. And addicted to chems. But he's got the greatest plan this side of the Commonwealth: put a bullet in every last drug kingpin, raider overlord, and mafia boss in Boston. Hancock thinks it's brilliant. Cait knows they're all going to die. And MacCready still has no idea why he hangs out with these guys. M!SS/Cait. M!SS/MacCready Bromance.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,306 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/11/2018 - Published: 3/14/2016 - [Sole Survivor, Cait] MacCready, J. Hancock
Total Pokemon Alphabet by xebla reviews
Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf are here, along with 26 alphabetical adults Pokemon contestants! The Zoroark Brothers hosted the first ever Total Pokemon Aftermath!
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,803 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 5/9/2013
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Crysis: Fusion reviews
"Waking up in an abandoned research facility with no memory of how I got there? Spooky. Learning I'm being hunted by murderous androids with some type of sinister plan for me? Nerve-wracking. Finding out the ghost of the man who stole my body is still in my head...? Terrifying." -Alcatraz
Crossover - Crysis & Girls' Frontline/少女前线 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,797 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/15/2019 - Alcatraz, Laurence Barnes/Prophet, M4 SOPMOD II
Semper Invicta reviews
The appearance of a mysterious gate in Jacinto City gives the battered COG something it hasn't had in years: a second chance, and a place to begin anew. But does salvation for the people of one world spell doom for those of another? (Will update when I get my Gears mojo back & rework some plot points.)
Crossover - Gears of War & Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 134,260 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/7/2019 - Published: 2/14/2018
Restricted Access reviews
When the Sole Survivor first inherited her contract, Cait thought she would be traveling with a lawful, preachy goody two-shoes. She never expected for them to grow so close- or that she would be the crutch that prevented him from falling into madness. Eventual pairing.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Sole Survivor, Cait
Call of Skyrim reviews
After surviving the events of "Loose Ends", Ghost and Roach are mysteriously transported to a strange new land- Skyrim, a province of Tamriel. What sort of new adventures await them? Rated M for violence and swearing. Indefinite hiatus as I never actually made a plot. NEW CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,320 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Gary Sanderson/Roach
Illumination reviews
One-shot. Rosabeth of Melfia attempts to learn more about the dashing hero who rescued her from being petrified as a statue... Said "dashing hero" being a skin-and-bones hexer with a swearing problem.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/5/2015
Total Drama Rewind reviews
Dedicated to agreenparrot. In this alternate fifth season, Chris McLean selects twenty-two new campers to compete in the first season's challenges. But can they focus on winning the million dollar prize if they can barely stand each other?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,253 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013