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Name: Sophia

Gender: Female

Age: 14

Location: Canada

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Favourite Anime:

Favourite Quote: "Fries before guys."

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A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir.
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching

Scrambles - Meant to Be!

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

My Work(s) That I'm Currently Working On:

I Hate Him, Vice Versa! (IHHVV)

Alyssa's the best fencer in the United States, and she has a medal to prove it too. After making a wish via toilet power, and getting drowned by toilet water, she gets sent to the One Piece world. She's a cheerful and dense sadist, and she ain't afraid to show it. It isn't a surprise that Law and Kid hate her, and vice versa. Problem; they're changing. Solution; hate them more.

Update Day(s): Wednesday

Status: Ongoing

Sophia’s Writer Code (Not in any order)

1. Never, ever give any spoilers. Ever.

2. Write every word yourself. Don’t take credit for something someone else has written. Never, ever steal work.

3. Write on time to the best of your ability. Maintaining a schedule is important.

4. Accept critique and appreciate them.

5. Do cliff-hangers to the best of your ability.

6. All chapters should be 1000 words if you can manage.

7. Don’t let the readers influence you. They can whine all they want.

8. Write for yourself. You’re not doing this for anyone else but yourself. Have fun with it and enjoy every second.

Stories I Recommend:

Race for One Piece by Teruul

It's a One Piece OC crew story and it's the best one I've found so far. Follow Atalaya as she recruits new members and heads to Grand Line. There's no romance, but do not let that scare you off, it's an awesome masterpiece and I highly, highly recommend it. Believe me, I'm the sorta person that needs at least a little romance, but this story is too damn amazing for that little fact to get in the way. So go read it. Trust me, you won't regret it. I didn't. Not one bit. If you're still not sure, I read 100 chapters in three days. It was freaking satisfying too.

Give Me Back My Heart! No, Really, Give It Back by So Beyond Crazy

It's an alternative universe, zombie apocalypse story with eventual Law/Nami. I'm usually not the one for zombies and alternative universe stories, but trust me, this story is mind blowing intense. It's so deliciously suspenseful and full of action that leaves you wondering. I swear, there were so many plot twists, I was just speechless. The romance is subtle, and the mix of action and drama is perfect. I warn you though, you probably won't be able to stop reading once you start. Nami's cool as heck too, but not overpowered or out of character.