hello fan fiction world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im a fan of btr, friends, avengers, maximum ride, regular show, and many other things

i like smilies :D

and i LOVE animals

and im random

and i like my friends

and i have a cat

and i like music

and i like the script (GO LISTEN TO THEM RIGHT THIS SECOND)

and im the craziest out of all my friends :{D
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YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the colour pink.
Go to your mom for advice
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
You like wearing jewelery
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.
TOTAL: 7

37 Things to do in an Elevator (bold your favorites)

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. Bring in a scale and weigh people. If they weigh to much, tell them that and that they have to get off at the next stop.

3 things about human beings

1. U can't count your hair.

2. U can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in fool.

10 Things I know about you...

1) U are reading this.

2) U are human.

3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) U just attempted to do it.

6) U are laughing at yourself.

7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5.

8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5.

9) U laugh at this because you are a nut case and everyone does this,too.

10) U are probably going to repost this to see who else falls for it.

"Best friends mean killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but 'Haha, too bad loser!'"

"The secret to perfection is if at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried."

"A true friends equal you cry I cry, you fight I fight, you jump off a bridge I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass."

"When you fall... friends will help you get up but best friends will laugh and trip you again..."

"Death: the #1 killer in the USA tell your friends."

"Your a great friend but if zombies are chasing us I'm tripping you."

"I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me."

"Silence is Golden but Duct Tape is Silver."

"God made men first... Then he had a better idea!"

"Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade's gonna suck."

"Smile, it makes people wonder what your up to."

"NEVER do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."(personal fav)

"I didn't 'slap you' I high-fived your face."

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door."

"People are like Slinkies. Basically, Useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs."

“Man was put on earth to do things. Woman was put on earth to do them better.”

heehee :D