Absolute Kinghide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Naruto, and Homestuck. Hey, my pen name is so stupid please just ignore it! You people can call me Shay or whatever i don't really care! :3 My avatar does not belong to me sadly no matter how much I wish it did...(ToT) it's just so cute I'm not a very good writer and I'm a lazy writer at that, I know this and I will try to fix it! but other than that I really enjoy writing, hate spelling, and don't even know what proper grammar is so my apologies. I usually write short little crack fics revolving around humor, but once in a blue moon i may upload something longer or more serious. SO anyways just wanna say thanks to anyone who even glances at my BS excuse for writing it's very and extremely appreciated! (ﾉヮ)ﾉ:･ﾟ Also i freaking love rock music and a lot of random ass stuff, so starting a conversation with me can be pretty easy |
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Wouldn't Change A Thing by PhineasFlynns reviews
Oncie was asked many times in his life why he put up with Greed-ler. To others, the man dressed in green was nothing but a selfish and cared for no one but himself. Oncie sometimes agreed. With how the man treated him, he sometimes had to wonder if maybe he was just a plaything for the man; an object with no feelings that could be used and tossed away without a care. Oncest.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2013 - The Once-ler - Complete
Club Thneed by HyperBeamGO reviews
The Thneed is actually a hit Night Club. And when the owner sees a young man not enjoying himself, well he makes sure to correct the problem. Oncest
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Avoidance Hurts by meikeevansx reviews
Swag and Bitter stop talking. Weeks later, Swag enters class with bruises. What happened? Swag/Bitter, Swittercest or, if you prefer, Oncest
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
I Love You, I Love You, I Love You, and I Hate You by Sisters R-to-Z reviews
Kazu's training to retrieve the Flame Regalia. Time and more time is spent with the shark to hone his abilities, while on his end, Akito decides to meddle. Flames are lit, but will these two find a way to make their clashing personalities work?
Air Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,134 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Agito W., Kazuma "Kazu" M.
Chiaroscuro by VanillaSpiders reviews
n. the interplay or contrast of dissimilar qualities as of mood or character. Two Once-Ler's really shouldn't exist in the same time and space—but these two do, and this is what happens to them, as told in various one shots that will, like all things eventually, make sense of one another. oncest
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - The Once-ler
Don't Go by solairu reviews
The only ones they have left are each other. Greed-ler/Oncie, Oncest. Short fluffy thing written as a gift for the fandom. Angst and cuddles and really sappy.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Pillow Pets by AsianCutie93 reviews
The Once-ler is upset that profits are going down due to the introduction of pillow pets on the market, but is even more enraged when he sees Oncie holding a turtle pillow pet while sleeping. ONCEST
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2012 - The Once-ler
This Angel by SocksRocksForever reviews
The story begins after Akito's and Ikki's first meeting, after the night when Akito kissed him in the sky. Ikki believes it all to have been a dream, until he sees who's lying next to him. air gear akito ikki yaoi lemon
Air Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Akito W., Itsuki "Ikki" M. - Complete
Icy Spills by Ignis-teme reviews
Akito can't ice skate, Ikki does something about it. Fluff.
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Akito W. - Complete
Damn, and I Thought He Was Shy! by escapeyourself reviews
Ikki is the unsuspecting, possibly straight, sexy man hunk. Akito is the seemingly shy, clumsy guy who wants to get in his pants. And of course he succeeds.
Air Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Akito W., Itsuki "Ikki" M. - Complete
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The Song reviews
Sollux sings a song and attracts some unwanted attention. Rated t for language. This is SolKat, i hope that was clear enough but i don't know *shrug* Adds chapters at random time intervals (i apologize!)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
Love Bites reviews
First DaveKat story. More akward positions than kissing and romance but, it's still there. Dave tries to annoy Karkat and ends up hurt. There is a possibility of more chapters or extra attached one-shots. :) T for safety.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Karkat V., Dave S.
Friendship? reviews
A story about the kids on the meteor meeting up with everyone on Jade's ship, pretty much only focusing on John and Karkat. This is not remotely related to how everything actually went down but, i couldn't get the friendship stairs out of my head. Hope you enjoy if you read it. Rated T to be safe.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
Prove It reviews
This is crack...Yup wrote this for a friend while bored. It's from Nepeta's POV and i put the rating as T just to be safe although there's nothing to bad in here (or is there *wink, wink*) oh ya it's insinuated JohnKat
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Peanut Butter reviews
A small drabble my younger sister and I came up with while we were playing a game. This is a HidaDei fic even though i don't really like the pairing. T because i don't really get the whole rating thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
I Love You reviews
Drabble thingfrom Norway's perspctive that i wrote during English while dying of boredom. DenmarkxNorway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
