It's not often you get a package in the mail that's as big as you are. Less often would you get more than one, and NEVER would you find six human males inside. Unless of course you're Haruhi Fujioka. Based on the shojo manga, Absolute Boyfriend.

"…but you must want to be my new punching bag, right?" HikaXOC KaoXOC "Its appears you keep everything in a little black book. It just shows how much better I am." KyoXOC "Just get run over by a train." TakaXOC MitsuXOC - Five friends with a bad past and attitude. The club has trouble helping them. How will the boys get them to realize their worth with their past.. and each other?

Crack, crack, CRACK! A series of one shots centered around the host club. Awkward moments, embarrassment, and a lot more of Mori than you EVER wanted to see...well, maybe not ;) This is basically me getting out all of my humor...and insanity. Occasional fluff chapters are possible.

Life has a funny way of making everything seem weird. This is a collection of drabbles based off words that are suggested by viewers as well as a pairing. Pairings: MoriHaru, KyoHaru, HikaHaru, and KaoHaru. Request a word and pairing, and I guarantee I will write it!

Everyone comes to terms with their feelings. Everything comes out, and the lies that come with it, all fall apart. In the end, it's Haruhi's choice. But will the lies that stay hidden end up having her choose the wrong person? HaruhiXWhoknows! It's all a game right now to me so come and find out! This is being rewritten and i'm up to chapter six!

Haruhi, twins Belle and Elaina Adeline, Kaiya Sushika, Elizabeth Omirou, Aiko Kichida and Maria Tanaka-Martinez are back ready to face challenges from guests, rivals and love interests from the host club including new comer Mark Timily. Come join them on their new crazy adventures

Haruhi knows that the members of the host club love her, but she does not understand the extent to which they do until each individual host helps her in a time of need.

Kaoru's opinions for his sempai change drastically, and Kyoya finds what he's looking for after a storeroom encounter. KyoyaxKaoru

A year has passed since Haruhi joined the host club. Tamaki decides to through her a party, and everyone is excited, until their personalities become amplified. Is the coffee to blame? Review, Co-writer: TheBananavan19

Tamaki spends the night at Kyoya's mansion, but there's a problem! Tamaki forgot his stuffed Teddy bear Kuma-chan! Therefore Tamaki reports his problem to a very annoyed Kyoya. Just showing friendship between these two lovable characters, but I guess you can see a small bit of fluff! Warning: Mild cursing.

This story is about how two new girls come to ouran highschool. Though they are not related, they look remarkably alike, and are as close as the twins. This is a Hikaru/OC and Karuo/OC story! My first fanfic, yay! Sorry, i'm super bad at summerys. PLEASE DUN HURT ME! *hides in tamaki's emo corner* anyways, read, review, enjoy!

Even if Kyoya won't admit it, Tamaki is his best friend. In this short fic, Tamaki will annoy Kyoya. A LOT. Also, Kyoya learns just how creepy Nekozawa-sempai can be...

Thomas Smith sets out to become the best Tamaki Suoh cosplayer that Kana-Kon has ever seen! But before he can win the grand prize, he needs to collect the rest of his host club...

Just visiting everyone's thoughts upon discovering Haruhi is a girl! Hosts will be visited in order of discovery. Anime-based. Remember, people, Haruhi is a host too though she always knew she was a girl !

Haruhi's friends visit will they get with the Host club or will they leave cursing their names? Honey OC, Kaoru OC, Hikaru OC, Mori OC, Kyoya OC

Sequel to LHNB. Duty calls when the gang you know and love are heading to college in Emerald City! When flirty college girls, a wicked senior, and a huge secret are thrown into the mix, how will the school year turn out? Full summary inside.

This is just like any other Host Club story, but with a little no wait... a LOT more craziness, funniness, and excitment! Join me as if i was in the host club! Rating may change!

Kyouya had never known the word love and never planned to, until one day the host club receives an unexpected guest that resembles Haruhi. Welcome Maruhi Fujioka, Haruhi's older brother. Kyouya's future Boyfriend. Boyxboy

Who knew that throwing one apple could affect a person's life so much? Kyouya certainly didn't; neither did Kaoru. There was nothing they could do about it now though; they were stuck together; doomed to a marriage with one another. FINISHED

Sequel to OTNK. Epilogue up! "Match made in heaven," Kaoru snorted, as he settled himself back against Kyouya's arm. And once again, all was well.

Epilogue finally up! Kaoru looked up into his dark eyes and smiled. “Okay,” he said, letting his head rest against the Shadow King’s shoulder.