HI, HI, Its Bookworm - !!

Name: Im not giving you this

Age: Old enough to know not to give this out

:P

BEFORE READING MY PROFILE, CHECK THIS OUT!: http:///about and click 'Home'

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IDEAS FLOW FORTH FROM CAVERNS AND CRANNIES, LEAVING US FRANTICALLY WRITING IN JAMMIES!

TO THE COMPUTERS WE FLY AS THEY POUR FROM THE TIPS, OF OUR LOVELY FINGERS AND SWEET AND SOFT LIPS!

WE SHALL WRITE ALL THE DAY AND WRITE ALL THE NIGHT, FOR NOTHING CAN DETER US FROM OUR MISSION TO WRITE!

AND IF EVER WE PASS OUT UPON THE KEYS, THE REVIEWS SHALL CHIME, BEGGING, "GIVE US MORE PLEASE!"

AND WE SHALL CONTINUE TO DO WHAT WE DO FOR SOME FUN, BECAUSE WE ARE AMAZING, FANGIRLS HAVE WON!

AND THOUGH WE MIGHT WANT TO DISCONTINUE AND REST, WE SHALL NOT STOP BECAUSE WE ARE THE BEST!

Paste this on your profile if it applies to FANGIRLS/BOYS/PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!

by PeaceLoveAndCheese

Different? Certainly. . .

While other girls are trying to be models, my friends and I are already ninjas.

Other people would die if MySpace crashed. My friends and I would be whistling innocently and hiding our wire-cutters.

Other girls are jumping off buildings yelling "OOHHHHH! LOOK, JUSTIN BEIBER!" while I'm jumping off yelling "SPAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTAAAAA!".

Everyone is crowding around Apple trying to be the first to get the new phone, I'm in front of the laptop waiting for the new MC update. (DID YOU KNOW THEY'RE

ADDING POTATOES!"

Good music to listen to while wriring:

Blown Away - Carrie Underwood

Hall Of Fame - The Script, ft.

Blow Me (One Last Kiss) - P!nk

Catch My Breath - Kelly Clarkson

Take A Chance (Yogscast Soundtrack) - Composed by Daniel Yount

Good Anime:

Hetalia

Sword Art Online

Somewhat funny quotes:

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

You know you're a Kane Chronicles fan if you:

-Point and yell "Hi-nehm!" whenever you break something.

-Grab a cat and start calling her Muffin and/or Bast.

-Yell "Ha-di!" to the school bully. (Sad but true.)

-Freak out and say that Apophis finally swallowed the sun whenever there is an eclipse.

-Ask your mom if you can get a pet crocodile.

-Ask the baboons in the zoo if they want to play basketball.

-Make a wax statue and call it Doughboy.

-See and African-American boy and call out, "Hey Carter!"

-See a blonde thirteen-year old girl and ask her, "Hey, is your name Sadie?"

-Wear combat boots. (Enough said.)

For PJO FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

For TKC FANS:

Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.

TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.

Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.

TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.

Normal people: Name their dog Fido.

TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.

Normal people: Say OMG!

TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)

Normal people: Are scared of snakes.

TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!

Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.

TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.

Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat

TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.

Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.

TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE!

Ways to creep out your roommate:

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon...''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.'''

REMEMBER WHEN ... getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?when )m U m( was your heroand 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?*when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP? Or Vice Versa Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, Pendragon1, iLiKeChEeSeAnDcOoKiEs, XxXRainbowstarXxX, WriterCat, Radius Flame, Great Angemon, Bleachshowlover1, Bookworm.Purple.

Bold for what you like/do.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture. (Why must I change in a public place. . .?)

Sad movies suck. (Gah. Why did you drag me here, Mom? And why are you crying?)

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movie's are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (People who dont know me think im mental. . .)

Sports is fun. (Karate and swimming.)

Talk with food in your mouth. (I have NO table manners. Plz pass the chicken.)

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the colour pink. (Ugh. Pink. . .)

You go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheer-leading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black. (HACKS NO! BLACK FTW!)

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewellery. (I don't even have my ears pierced!)

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance. (A long time ago. I quit because i've got no balance.)

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should. (Nerp. I'm one of those people who don't smile unless i have to.)

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume.

You love the movies. (Definitely!)

Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Guilty)

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything.

Total: 6

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking

back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your

friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

(Copy and Paste this to your profile if you didn't stop calling your mom "mommy" until the age of ten. [I call her "mum" now XD!])

I was walking around in a Target store when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him and asked, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly, leaving the little boy still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this, but he continued, "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but Daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "Okay," he said. "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing, and then we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy closed his eyes and said, "Thank you, God, for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. That was when I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl had died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would probably not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself; I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have two choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Hundreds of Years into the Future

Science has improved remarkably.

Flying cars as everyday transportation, people living on the moon and other places off the earth, and so much more.

Scientists have even found a way to communicate scientifically with God and hear His response audibly.

He knows they work so hard with science to try and surpass Him, but He lets them continue with their latest project anyways, knowing the result already.

Finally, they complete it!

The scientists step into the teleportation portal and step back out in front of God.

"God, we have found a way to create life!" they declare.

"We're just as good as You now!"

"Oh, really?" God asks, humoring them for the time being.

"Show me." So, smugly, the scientists began to gather up some dirt...

...Only to be interrupted by God: "Woah, hold on! Get your own dirt!"

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you

there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

(Alright, alright! Jeez. . .)

If you will always believe PERCY JACKSON is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

If you will always believe CARTER KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

If you will always believe SADIE KANE is the best Egyptian hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile!!!!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Favorite PAIRINGS!!!:

PERCABETH FOREVER!!! From PJatO

Sadico From PJatO and TKC

Jasper! (or is it Jiper?) Sorry, Reyna. :( From THoO

Frazel From THoO

Leyna (everyone deserves someone ;) ) From THoO

Thalico (I know I said Sadico; but if it doesnt work there is always someone :) ) From PJatO

Zarter From TKC

KatnissXPeeta From THG

FinnickXAnnie From THG

Kyssia From Matched

True love has no happy ending! True love never ends!

Favorite BOOKS:

Suzane Collins - THG (The Hunger Games)

Suzane Collins - The Underland Chronicles

Rick Riordan - PJatO (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

Rick Riordan - THoO (The Heroes of Olympus)

Rick Riordan -TKC (The Kane Chronicles)

Ally Condie -Matched

Angie Sage -Septimus Heap

J.K Rowling - Harry Potter (FTW)

Michael Scott - The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel

WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.

You own something from abercrombie

You own something from pacsun you own something from Hollister

You own something from American Eagle

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player. (I seriously want one.)

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale (Nerp. I like saving money)

You have more than one house Total : 3

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.

You have thought about death. (Duh.)

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic. (I so want to go there)

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark.

You dislike preps. (I hate how they're crazy about pink.)

You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 3

PUNK

You can skateboard (My cousin has tried to teach me. I don't have balance. How did I survive karate. . .?)

You've worn plaid.

You like Converse

You hate MTV

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (BLUE FTW!)

You dislike pink. (Not just dislike. HATE.)

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total : 5

GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's. (No. . .)

You love/like reading. (No derp.)

You were/are in band. (I really want to drop band class)

You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total : 9

EMO

You cut yourself over depression (No thank-you. . .)

You have been depressed.

You have black rimmed glasses

You like the band Evanescence

You cry easily

You like emo music. (Meh.)

You hate being called emo.

You keep/have kept a journal/diary.

You have written a sad poem.

You think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 5

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or a lot (Only when Im frustrated or moody. Which is all the time.)

You have freestyled.

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.

You can break dance (The only thing ill break is my neck)

Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music. (No, mother, I will not turn it down.)

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles

You never walk anywhere. (Seriously! You'll search anywhere for the remote, but wont go up the the TV to change the channel. Wow, dad. . .)

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band panic!

At the disco You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance

Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 4

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment.

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp .

You have a specific number.

Total : 3

So, Im a Geek. No surprise there.

The pledge to PJatO

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others

I promise to remember Zoe

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go

I SWEAR ON THE RIVER STYX!!!!!!!!

Please stop reading here. . .

Why keep reading. . . ?

PLEASE stop. . .

Ok, I warned you. . .

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

LOL! I gave U nightmare fuel. . .

If you read that, I'm sorry. . .

(\_/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") to help him gain world domination

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(lol. I bet you didn't even notice the TWO L's around the 20th one. Lemme show you, I'll circle it.)

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*End of long, pointless profile.*