So! After over a year-and-a-half on this site, I'm finally typing up a profile. For now, it will consist of this (probably unnecessary) preamble as a list of tropes that apply to me. This will be updated from time to time.

My personality and life contain examples of:

A Dog Named Dog: Close, my late dog's name is Lobo. "Lobo" is the Spanish name for the Mexican gray wolf.

Aborted Arc: Possibly subverted. I've stopped updating my story because I'm unsatisfied with it, but instead of discontinuing it, I'm going to rewrite it.

Accidental Innuendo: Lampshaded at every opportunity, usually by a very calm, "I beg your pardon?"

Berserk Button:

Big Eater

Brainy Brunette

Cannot Spit It Out: Whenever I'm put on the spot, my mind goes blank and I usually can't answer whatever question was asked.

Don't You Dare Pity Me: I have Asperger's Syndrome, but see it as more of a gift than a hindrance. If you pity me for having it, I will pity you for having such closed-mindedness.

Expy: Every character I have on the Pokémon Universe forum (apart from Aiden the Leafeon) is one.

Fun With Acronyms: My standard new user greeting (SNUG) on forums.

Lampshade Hanging: There are a lot of things I question if they don't make sense.

Large Ham: Whenever no one is around to hear me sing, I do so in an overly-loud voice (complete with dancing).

Lawful Stupid: Barely averted. The way my mind works, laws and rules aren't very flexible. However, I do make exceptions where necessary.

Literal-Minded: I'm almost made of this trope, though it was more prevalent earlier on.

Motor Mouth: Just ask me about trains or Pokémon...

Older Than They Look: I'm sometimes mistaken for an older teenager, though it's not much of a difference.

Red Oni, Blue Oni: My brother and I are Red and Blue, respectively.

Sdrawkcab Name: My previous name, Retto the Otter. Also Meaningful Name.

Serious Business: Most things.

Shout-Out: These occur as often as possible.

Stealth Hi/Bye: I occasionally do this without knowing it.

The Teetotaler

Unfortunate Names: Averted. My name was originally going to result in the initials "BM," which is the medical acronym for "bowel movement."

Trivia:

Schedule Slip: I announced a story in late 2014 and set the first chapter's release date for "before the end of the year". It's now 2015 and I still haven't started writing.

My current Pokémon team (Alpha Sapphire) in no particular order:

William the Manectric

Gall the Gallade

Mary the Spiritomb

Kaa the Serperior

Mudley the Swampert

Gina the Klefki