Bella's starting over after leaving her husband for a series of unfortunate events. She stumbles into a life of spies and pies when she goes to work for the awkwardly handsome and terribly misguided Edward Cullen. Based upon friend prompts from FB post. Enjoy.

What does it all mean? That I'm currently wearing in excess of ten thousand dollars on my body—which I pay 1500 monthly to a personal trainer to maintain—and couldn't care less...So why do I do it? To hide who I really am, of course. Daily Dribble, written for FemmeCullen aka Stephenie Masen.

Bella is a shy, lonely Kindergarten teacher who is dreaming of Mr. Right. Edward is a quirky photographer, not exactly a ladies' man. What will happen when Bella is talked into an internet dating site? Awkward meets Disaster, need I say more?

Everything leading up to the wedding seems like bliss. but what happens AFTER the honeymoon? Is wedded bliss all it's really cracked up to be? Originally written as a drabble for "Tea-bagging Twilight Contest."

Rub-a-dub-dub, Three men in a tub, And who do you think they be? The butcher, the baker, The candlestick-maker, All put out to sea. A little ditty about 3 men, that has Old Mother Hubbard turning in her grave.

Men and women are worlds apart, no doubt about that. But when Mars and Venus collide, there will definitely be an explosion of celestial proportions. Bella is waiting for Mr. Right. Little does she knoew, he's sitting in the row behind her. But he's only thinking about one thing- and it's not about finding Mrs. Right. Both POV's post here. TUMBLR has VISUALS. *Dribble chapters*

When a recently married couple moves into their new home, they think their wedded bliss is complete. But their newly inherited home comes with more than a free price tag. A couples dream just might turn out to be a nightmare. Dark Themes. one shot (based on Amityville horror prompt).