RaversMelody
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-13-12, id: 4055482, Profile Updated: 08-13-12
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, Aliens/Predator, and Elder Scroll series.

Hi I'm RaversMelody and this is my first time writing so flames are accepted if you think I deserve them! :)

Favourite Books: Harry Potter Series, Lord of the Ring Series and The Chronicles of Narnia. (Lot's'o'fantasy)

Favourite Movies: Harry Potter Series, Lord of the Ring Series and the Alien Series. (Just saw Prometheus a week ago! :D)

Favourite Games: Halo, CoD, Dragon age Origins and 2, Mass Effect 1, 2 and 3, Assassins Creed, Oblivion and Skyrim. (And Pokemon! But shh! Don't tell anyone! ;D )

Favourite Bands: Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Within Temptation and A Perfect Circle. (I also love certain soundtracks!)


Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Sugary Snicket, FanofSnicket, Spitfire47, EvilChick13, RaversMelody

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile. (Over a million times)

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms, Dana Flame Princess, -Nellie-flipping-Lovett, Bread and Beans, Spitfire47, EvilChick13, RaversMelody

If you have a room that looks like a tornado just went through and you don't care, but you go crazy if a line isn't straight, copy this into your profile. (My friends hate me for this.)


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you have an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


Links

To my DeviantART Account - http:///gallery/

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Just Haven't Met You Yet by Blitz Chick reviews
A Commander and a C-Sec officer discuss why their relationships haven't worked. What may have happened between the two during ME1 and ME2. You should listen to the various songs while reading. NOW COVERING ME3! WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,380 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Albion's New 'Hero' by CyanDiamondIce reviews
500 years after The Hero of Oakvale was supposed to take Jack of Blades down, Albion has barely changed and one young woman challenges all odds against her. JackXOC
Fable - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,160 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Jack of Blades - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

If I Die Young reviews
What would happen If Gandalf had an apprentice? Would she make an impact on the story? Maybe even win the heart of a Ranger in the process? Let's find out... AragornxOC PS: May have some refences to Dragon Age! First story, so if you decide to flame!... I'm fine with it! Rating changed to 'M' for Possible Language and Violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,322 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Aragorn, Gandalf
I Remember
Thrown into another World with no idea how she got there, all Accaliara Shadows knows is that she's a Murderer. So, to make amends, all she wants to do is to help everyone she can. How to do that from a Jail Cell? She just hasn't figured that part out yet. Know what that means? Sidequests! Also follows the Oblivion Main Quest. Rated 'M' for Gory scenes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Hero of Kvatch
Evolution of a Monster reviews
Meet Mirabella Valentine, one of the two survivors of the 'Nostromo'. When Bella said she'd follow Ripley to the ends of the universe, did that include facing the deadly Xenomorph again? Even if it meant her death? When the ex-Commander last faced the Alien, she didn't know what it did to her... Now she's going to find out... Set in: 'Aliens', M for Language and Slight Gory Scenes
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Alien/Xenomorph, E. Ripley