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Joined 06-11-12, id: 4051613, Profile Updated: 03-23-17
Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and RWBY.

Justin time for some information about me. (bad pun)

name is Justin

2.I used to like Twilight and don't care what others think about it.

3.I'm a Percy Jackson & the Olympians fanatic.

4.I'm currently a senior.


Here are the submission forms for OC submissions

Name:

Nickname:

Age:

Gender:

Date of Birth:

Godly Parent:

Godly Ancestor (If Any):

Mortal Parent:

Mortal Siblings (If Any):

General Abilities:

Demigod Abilities:

Legacy Abilities (If Legacy):

Fatal Flaw:

Likes:

Dislikes:

Fears:

Personality:

History:

Relationship with mortal family:

How they got to camp:

Backpack Essentials:

Magic Items:

Weapons:

Fighting Style:

Ethnicity (Optional):

Hair Color:

Hair Style:

Eyes:

Build:

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Psychological Profile:

Camp Winter Clothes:

Mortal Winter Clothes:

Camp Summer Clothes:

Mortal Summer Clothes:

Formal Clothes:

Night Clothes:

Hometown:

ADHD and/or Dyslexia:

Romance:

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Anything else:


Wizard

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Path of the Gods:

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Wand:

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Fatal Flaw:

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Manner of Death (Einherji Only):

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Nephilim

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Cambion

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Anything Else:


Don't have any friends from my area on here, but my best Fanfiction friend is Elmlea. Check out here stories. *whispers* She's also a daughter of Hermes. Hold on to your wallets.


sigh I don't really believe these things but they freak me out

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.


I don't really believe this but it's weird: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea.
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me.
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course.
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''.
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side.
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights.
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone who gives me a fright.
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother.
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others.
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars.
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.

NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS: The bold words are actually things I have done.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)(Sometimes)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Friends versus Best Friends:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the girl rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to her and say 'it’s because your lesbian isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cool action film to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out a scary ass movie for movie night then scare you and himself in the process

FRIENDS: Meet your girlfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your girlfriend and scare the shit out of her by threatening to break every bone in her body if she hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: Will call her and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall

BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice

BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when your sister go gets her ears pierced

BEST FRIENDS: Helps pick out her studs, take before & after pictures of her earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your girlfriend (the fourth time that night).

BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something

BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"

BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Forgive you.

BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a car.

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you

BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth

BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you

BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Boy, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your girlfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to her house and kick her ass

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for videogames

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: Are shy around your girlfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease her till she blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: Call you retarded and sick for running threw bleachers yelling Blood on the Dancefloor's song I Heart Hello Kitty (don't ask you don't want to know)

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Helps you find your princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps her and brings her to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at your girlfriend's time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw her a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!


98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.


The Kane Chronicle Pledge:

I promise to remember Carter

When I travel far away

I promise to remember Sadie

When I have something sarcastic to say

I promise to remember Desjardins

When someone doesn't fight fair

I promise to remember Amos

When someone has beads in their hair

I promise to remember Iskandar

When I see someone very old

I promise to remember Bast

When I see cat's eyes that are gold

I promise to remember Horus

When I see a beautiful bird

I promise to remember Isis

Whenever strange voices are heard

I promise to remember Set

When someone is clever and sly

I promise to remember Anubis

When a cute boy catches my eye

I promise to remember Zia

When I see someone working magic

I promise to remember Julius Kane

When someone's life is tragic

I promise to remember Ruby Kane

When someone I love is gone

And whenever I read The Red Pyramid

I'll always remember this song


A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.


If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.


Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you hated Hercules after reading Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan's Curse copy and paste this into your profile.


If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.


If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.


If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.


If you don't write or read slash, copy and paste this into your profile.


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile


Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"


Chuck Norris Facts: Percabeth Style

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper

.Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper."

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.


My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE


the six truths of life

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.


1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3


I'd be this Boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad Follow her When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and don't let go When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her what's wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pull's away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does When she misses you she's hurting inside When you break her heart the pain never really goes away When she says its over she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??" If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend." Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should "


Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


Team Edward for love, Team Jacob for kindness

Team Bella for courage and not being spineless

Team Alice for wisdom, for caring, and charm

Team Carlisle for being there, and sewing her arm

Team Emmett for laughter, for joking and fun

Team Mike for knowing he wasn't the one

Team Rosalie for beauty, but not for depth

Team Jasper for self-control, and not being inept

Team Seth for unity, and establishing peace

Team Sam for halting the war, and calling for a cease

Team Esme for being motherly, and caring for her boys

Team Leah for knowing when to make some noise

Team Charlie for loving, and wanting to understand

Team Renee for letting Bella move and take a stand

Team Everyone for working together to stop the fight

Team Stephanie Meyer for writing TWILIGHT!


WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. Precognitive Deathboy!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough, cough*HAHAHAHAHA

10. Barack Obama

I know...I just have that effect on people...one day you too can be like me... :) Believe it!

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.


Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, emotionalpoemgirl, Battle-Royale-Hiroki, mockingjay411, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe, Precognitive Deathboy


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "What was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe, Precognitive Deathboy


95% of teens today would have heart failures if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. 3% would be laughing at everyone else. If you are part of the 2% that hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.


If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.


If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!


If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.


If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!


My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile.


If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (I once read a 573 page book in one day. That's how much of a social life I have.)


If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.


If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.


If FanFiction to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.


If your pet peeve is people failing the English language, copy and paste this into your profile.


Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.


If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.


65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather than reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watching TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.


If you've been ever called a "weirdo" or "freak" or any other supposedly rude name to your face and took it as a compliment, copy and paste this into your profile.


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Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO

wherever I may go...


(='.'=) This is Bunny.

(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

HELP THE BUNNY!!!!


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling)


Jingle Bells... THE GREEK WAY!!!

Crashing through the snow, on an automation horse draw sleigh,

Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,

Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,

What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight...

Oh!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid...

Hey!

A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,

a horse and eagle fight, a thunder bolt by my side,

the eagle got hit and sank, some time the horse had bought,

Poseidon's face turned blank, as he foiled Zeus' plot...

Oh!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,

fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!

Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,

Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.


Q1: In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die?

Ans: *In his last battle

Q2: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed?

Ans: *At the bottom of the paper

Q3: River Ravi Flows In Which State?

Ans: *Liquid

Q4: What Is The Main Reason For Divorce?

Ans: *Marriage

Q5: What Is The Main Reason For Failure?

Ans: *Exams

Q6: What Can You Never Eat For Breakfast?

Ans: *Lunch and Dinner

Q7: What Looks Like Half An Apple?

Ans: *The other half

Q8: If You Throw A Red Stone Into The Blue Sea, What Will It Become?

Ans: *It will simply become wet

Q9: How Can A Man Go Eight Days Without Sleeping?

Ans: *No problem, he sleeps at night

Q10: How Can You Lift An Elephant With One Hand?

Ans: *You will never find an elephant that only has one hand

Q11: It Took Eight Men Ten Hours To Build A Wall, How Long Will It Take Four Men To Build It?

Ans: *No time at all, the wall is already built

Q12: How Can You Drop An Egg On A Concrete Floor Without Cracking It?

Ans: *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack


Her name was Aurora

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

Was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

Unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

" God, why? Why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate them!


How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[ ] Brown - $100

[x] Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] other - $75

Total: $50

Eye Color:

[ ] Brown - $50

[x] Green - $75

[x] Blue - $150

[ ] Hazel - $100

[x] Other - $15

Total: $290

Height:

[ ] Over 7' - $200

[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175

[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150

[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75

[ ] 5'4" to 5'10" - $85

[ ] Under 5'4" - $0

Total: $365

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $465

Birth Order:

[x] Twins or more than twins - $750

[ ] First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[x] Second born - $150

[x] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total: $1465

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ BACK TO ZERO!

[x] No - $600

Total so far: $2065

Vision?

[ ] Perfect vision - $400

[x] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[x] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $2315

Favorite Colors (multiple):

[x] Green - $750

[x] Red - $600

[x] Black - $100

[ ] Yellow -$475

[ ] Brown - $300

[x] Purple - $225

[ ] White - $400

[ ] Aqua - $350

[ ] Orange - $300

[x] Blue - $300

[ ] Pink - $100

[x] Other - $500 (silver, gold, chrome)

Total: $4790

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0

[x] Nope - $1000

[ ] some - $750

TOTAL: $5790!


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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read this copy and paste it on your profile


lost your pen = no pen

no pen = no notes

no notes = no study

no study = fail

fail = no diploma

no diploma = no job

no job = no money

no money = no food

no food = you get skinny

you get skinny = ugly

ugly = no love

no love = no marriage

no marriage = no children

no children = alone

alone = depressed

depressed = sickness

sickness= DEATH!

PEOPLE DO NOT LOSE YOUR PENS!!!


I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.


When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.


Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.


If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?


Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.


Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!

Person #2: Too bad the world is round!


I'm not random, I just have many thought- OHMIGODS A SQUIRREL!


Robbers stab you in the stomach. Girlfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.


I'm that boy

The one that likes books more than girls.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what he did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to his values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up


Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: All trespassers will be shot.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

Woman: Really? If I could, I'd put F and U together

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing you go away would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!

Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"


One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey, thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.


Being mature is over rated.


Being weird is like being normal, only better.


One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.


It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.


I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?


Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.


To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.


Life was so simple when girls had cooties!


Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.


I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny.


"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"


In your bed, its 6:00. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 7:45.
At school, its 1:30 pm. You close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 1:35 pm.


Unless life also hands you some water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck. Just saying.


You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.


I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my family.


There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. But when you argue with yourself and LOSE, now that's weird.


Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.


Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.


Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.


Twilight: Proof that sparkly things attract idiots.


Is the glass half full or half empty? Technically it is 99.9% empty due to the molecular structure of all atoms/molecules, including water particles and air molecules.


The news is where they say, "Good Evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.


My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.


Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.


I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.


An apple a day keeps the nurse away. If the nurse is cute, then screw the fruit.


Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.


Common Sense

An educated son and his uneducated father decide to go camping. After setting up camp, it turns dark and they go to sleep. Several hours later, the father wakes up his son and asks him, "Look up to the skies, boy, and tell me what you see." The boy responds, "I see millions of stars. They're beautiful." The father asks, "Now what does that tell you?" His son says, "That there are billions of stars and planets in the universe." The father slaps his son hard and says, "No, you idiot! It means someone stole our tent!"


Laughing & Crying

A wise man in a crowd cracks a hilarious joke. Everyone laughs like crazy. After a moment, he tells it again. Less people laugh. He keeps on doing so until nobody laughs. He then smiled and said, "You can't laugh at the same joke again and again, so why do you cry over the same thing over and over again?"


Battle of the Wolves

An old Cherokee once told his grandson, "There are always two wolves battling inside us all. One is Evil. It's anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, inferiority, lies, and ego. Then there is Good. It's joy, peace, love, hope, humility, truth, and kindness." The boy thought about it and asked his grandfather, "Which one wins?" His grandfather quietly replied, "The one you feed."


WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23) MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24) CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.

25) GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26) WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27) WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28) LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29) WALK into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30) TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31) ASK people which floor they want, then ask in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."

32) ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34) TELL people that you can see their aura.

35) WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare, and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


How to Tell if You're a Writer

If you talk to yourself.

If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Heck, yeah!)

If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. (Sometimes...most of the time... *nibbles cookie so doesn't have to speak more*)

If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

If people think you might have A.D.D.

If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!:

Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), Potato Jam 7 (USA), Bookworm1756 (Canada), Precognitive Deathboy(USA)


Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: *She gives him a big hug*

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.


YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO FANFICTION WHEN:

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. (YES)

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)


A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students: "Let me explain the problem science has with religion."

The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes, sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

Now the professor asks, "Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil," replies the student.

The professor grins knowingly.

"Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"

"Yes, sir, I would."

"So you're good…!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"

The student remains silent.

"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"

"Er… yes," the student says.

"Is Satan good?"

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."

"Then where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From God," he answers after a few moments.

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"

"Yes."

"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"So who created them?"

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."

The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"

"No, sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir, I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"Yes."

"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"

"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."

"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"And is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No, sir, there isn't."

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest, minus 458 degrees.

"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

"What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word.

"In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"

"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed."

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"

"You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.

"Sir, science can't explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.

"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."

"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"

The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.

"To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."

The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter.

"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir."

"So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.

Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."

"Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"

Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.


Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favourite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. Her mommy tried to tell her that she probably should stay home. Why, the kids might not understand if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say, What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why, again she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school, eager to tell them all, About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her; she smiled up at her mom, And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And from the mouth of a child came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know, All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so."

"He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone."

"Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart. I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart." With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

"My Daddy was a fireman and died just this past year, When airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise, A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, or what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me, Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.


COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN

DIET PEPSI SHOT HIM DOWN

DR. PEPPER PICKED HIM UP

NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.

7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW

MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN

NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN.

WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE

AND NOW WE'RE SWITCHING BACK TO COKE!


Add this to your profile if you think it's funny:

Father: "You’re in big trouble, Miss!"

Child: "I didn’t do anything!"

Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"

Child: "It was an accident!"

Father: "In the face...?"

Child: "My foot slipped..."

Father: "Five times?!"

Child: ...


THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.

TEACHER: Manic, what did we say about loud voices?! MANIC: You didn't say anything about drums.

TEACHER: *explodes*


5 Things You Won't Believe Are Making You Dumber

#1. Living in a City Makes You Dumber

#2. Junk Food Ruins Your Brain

#3 Getting Spanked As A Child Lowers Your IQ

#4 Jet Lag Gives You Permanent Memory and Learning Problems

#5 Meetings (And Group Projects In General) Slow Down Your Brain


The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of because of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You DON'T! Re-post if you are against bullying. Words hurt. They are powerful. They express a lot of meaning.


Examples Of Stereotypes

Negative Stereotypes

Positive Stereotypes

Racial Stereotypes

All Muslims are terrorists. All white people don't have rhythm. All Blacks are lazy. All Asians are sneaky. All Hispanics don't speak English very well or not at all. All Jewish people are greedy, selfish money hungry people. Caucasians can't dance. Russians are violent. All Americans are cowboys. All Italians are stylish and sophisticated. They are usually painters, sculptors or fashion designers. Germans are Nazis or fascists. All Asians are Chinese. All Asians speak Pidgin English. All Native Americans love to gamble. All Middle easterners hate America. All Italians are good cooks. The people of Netherlands are all promiscuous and drug addicts. All Italians are mobsters or have links to the mob. All white people are all racist. Chinese will eat anything. All Asians are Communists. All Australians are bullies, racists, drinkers and constantly uses swear words. They are also portrayed as lazy and stupid morons. People from the Indian subcontinent are generally portrayed as shopkeepers and motel owners. All Egyptian women are belly dancers. The Japanese are engineering geniuses. All South Koreans are gaming nerds. Irish are alcoholics. All Hispanics are all illegal aliens. All Indians and Chinese are cheap and live a frugal life. All Latinos are on welfare. In the US all South Koreans are stereotyped as dry cleaners and all Mexicans as gardeners.

Gender Stereotypes

Women

Women always smell good. Women take forever to do anything. Women are more brilliant than men. Women are always moody. Women try to work out problems while men take immediate action. All women like the color pink. All women like dolls. Women become cheerleaders. Women take 2 hours to shower. Women hog the bathroom. Women love mirrors. Women like make-up. Women are fussy about their hair. Women work in department stores. Women like fashion magazines. Women are discrete about intimacy. Women do not drive well. Women never take chances. Women always talk too much on the phone. Women actually use only 5% of what's in their purse. Everything else is junk. Only women can be nurses.

Men

Only men can be doctors. Men are stronger and more aggressive. Men are better at sports. Men hate reading. Men always have an "I don't care" attitude. Men don't get grossed out by scrapes and bruises. Men are tough. Men are thickheaded. Men like cars. Men become jocks in high school. Men take 2 seconds to shower. Men like hats. Men could care less if they become bald. Men wear whatever is clean. Men usually work in messy places. Men like car or porn magazines. Men brag about intimacy. Men take too many chances. Men always lose all arguments against girls.

Teenage Stereotypes

We all wear hoodies We can't drive We all have ASBOs We've got it easy Our exams are easier We all loiter We're responsible for pretty much all crime We have no interests in politics We're all obese - couch potatoes We don't have any respect Emos cut themselves Goths don't care what others thinkIf you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile!If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

PJO HOO Quotes

  1. “Percy smiled. He knew the stakes were high. He knew this day could go terribly wrong. But he also knew Annabeth was on that ship. If things went right, this could be the best day of his life.”
  2. “Who knows with girls? Give me a haywire dragon any day.”
  3. “I’ll walk down the cabins and Connor and Travis Stoll are stealing stuff from the camp store, and Silena is arguing with Annabeth trying to give her a makeover, and Clarisse is still sticking the new kids’ head into the toilets. It’s nice that some things never change.”
  4. “You know how teachers tell you the magic word is ‘please’? That’s not true. The magic word is ‘puke’. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.”
  5. “If I was going to pick one person in the world to reattach my head, I’d pick you.”
  6. “A girl starts trying to kill you, you know she’s into you.”
  7. “Normally, as long as I’m telling him what to do, he wins in a fight.”
  8. “The next person, or horse, who calls me ‘the wine dude’, will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”
  9. “They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.” “Was it hard?”
  10. “Let the world honour you, my huntress,” Artemis said. “Live forever in the stars.”
  11. “You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
  12. “Dreams like a podcast, downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff.”
  13. “Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out.”
  14. Wisdom’s daughter walks alone, The Mark of Athena burns through Roma.”
  15. “This is Leo. I’m the… What’s my title? Am I, like, admiral, or captain, or…” “Repair boy.” “Very funny, Piper.”
  16. “House gods,” Percy said. “Like… smaller than real gods, but larger than apartment gods?”
  17. “Christmas in the Underworld was not my idea!”
  18. “Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.”
  19. “He stepped toward Annabeth, but I put myself between him and her. “Don’t touch her,” I said.”
  20. “Percy scowled. “I-I know you.” Nico raised his eyebrows. “Do you?”
  21. “I’m Dylan. I’m so cool. I want to date myself, but I don’t know how. You want to date me instead? You’re so lucky!”
  22. “You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?”
  23. “Since Percy lost his memory, his whole life was one big fill-in-the-blank. He was , from _. He felt like , and if the monsters caught him, he’d be _.”
  24. “She was scared of tine spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.”
  25. “Don’t I get a kiss for luck? It’s kind of a tradition, right?” “Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we’ll see.”
  26. “Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it.”
  27. “Um… is that thing tame?” Frank said. The horse whinnied angrily. “I don’t think so,” Percy guessed. “He just said, ‘I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.’”
  28. She’d also called me brave… unless she was talking to the cat fish.”
  29. “It’s funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.”
  30. “How did you die?” “We, er… drowned in a bathtub.” “All three of you?” “It was a big bathtub.”
  31. “What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War… Athena versus Poseidon?” I don’t know. But I just know that I will be fighting next to you.” “Why?” “Because you are my friend Seaweed Brain. Anymore stupid questions?”
  32. “Deadlines just aren’t real to me unless I’m staring one in the face.”
  33. “Chiron insisted that we talk about the labyrinth in the morning which is like, ‘Hey, your life’s in mortal danger. Sleep tight!’”
  34. “Wow,” Thalia muttered. “Apollo is hot.” “He’s the sun god.” I said. “That’s not what I meant.”
  35. “She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades’s gym shorts.”
  36. “Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it’s a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”
  37. “This is a pen.”
  38. “Where’s the glory in repeating what others have done?”
  39. “Jumping out a window five hundred feet above ground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I’m wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck.”
  40. “People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can’t be fixed.”
  41. “Dude,” said a party pony. “Did you see that bear guy? He was all like, ‘Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth.”
  42. “My mom’s funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it’s her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.”
  43. “The world was collapsing, and the only thing that really mattered to me was that she was alive.”
  44. “Be careful with love. It’ll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.”
  45. “If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.”
  46. “I don’t recommend shadow-travel if you’re scared of: a) the dark. b) cold shivers up your spine. c) strange noises. d) going so fast you feel like your face is peeling of. In other words, I thought it was awesome.”

“It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.”


Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name if your a demigod!

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

PoseidonChick101

ArabellaVioletGray

AzianDemigod16 (hence the demigod part... DUH!)

Elmlea

Precognitive Deathboy


Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (as opposed to what?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart


At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from swimming to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping outof the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, azuashihiko, AngelAndAnime, TheLighteningTheifRocks, HAWTgeek, percyxannabeth18770, 78meg9, no-percabeth-is-no-life, mkc120, The Goddess of Myths, ShimmeringDaisyFace, PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, StarryNights04, Elmlea, Precognitive Deathboy


A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "


-See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide. -See that girl, with her face caked in make-up? She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful. -See him, the one who wears long sleeves everyday? He covers his arms to hide the scars. -See her, with the cheap hand-me-down clothes? Her family can't afford food for half the month, let alone get brand names. -See that girl who laughs and smiles at every little thing? She cried herself to sleep every night. Wonder why she never lets her friends over to her house? Because she's afraid they'll see her mum passed out drunk on the floor, as always. -See how that girl cringes at rape jokes? She was raped. -See the boy who everyone goes to for advice? He wishes somebody would do the same for him. -See the girl who never brings a lunch? She's disgusted by her body. -See her, with the little waist? She goes to the bathroom and forces herself to throw up so she can keep her waist that way. -See the boy over there, with the dark circles under his eyes? He has insomnia, he fears what he'll see in his dreams. -See that girl over there daydreaming? She has schizophrenia. -See the boy biting his nails? He has cancer and wonders how much time he has left. -See your best friend? She's addicted to drugs, but she can't tell you because you won't understand. -See that boy reading all about 9/11? His parents died on that day. -See her, with the phone all the time? She's waiting for a call saying her sister was found after a kidnapping 4 years ago. -See now the girl you just called fat? She overdosed on diet pills. -See that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. -See that boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home

Don't judge.


Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH.

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.


A library is a somewhat easy place to annoy the people sitting around you, but for those of you with less then stellar creativity, we have made a list of things you can do...

1. Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly.

2. While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next to you if he/she can pronounce it for you.

3. While looking at your book, turn so you're facing the person. Then, peer over the top of your book, and say "PEEKABOO!!"

4. Put down you book, and look over and start reading the other persons book, and, either 1) say "Ooo. Nice book." or 2) when he/she looks at you, quickly pick up your book and act like your reading it.

5. Suddenly look over at him/her, and say, "You're one of THEM!"

6. Put down you book, and look at him/her. When they says something like "what?", cut them off by saying "Are you accusing me of something?"

7. Read your book. Upside down.

8. Read your book from right to left. And flip the pages the same way.

9. Flip the page every two or so seconds.

10. Pick up your book, put it down, and say, "Wow. That was a good book."

11. Read silently, and then as if speaking to the character in your book, say, "No, Jim! It's a trap! Don't do it!!" Then turn to the person and reply solemnly, "He did it." when he/she looks at you.

12. Turn to the person and ask, "Have you ever experienced Déjà vu and amnesia at the same time?"

13. Start arguing with yourself, then when he/she looks at you funny, say "Ohh, I'm sorry. I was just telling my subconscious to be quiet."

14. Sit down, and then say to the person next to you, "Hi! My name's (_) and I'm really glad to meet you."

15. Ask him/her if he/she knew there are eddies in the space/time continuum.

16. Ask him/her what species he/she is.

17. Every so often, yelp in pain, and look at your feet.

18. Bring a bag or purse, and peer into it and say, "Got enough air in their?" or, "Settle down in there. I'm trying to read!"

19. Ask them what their name is, and then when they start to reply, cut them off by saying, "No it isn't!"

20. Break the silence by making a bodily function noise, then say, "Wow! That was a good one!"

21. Every time the person next to you turns the page, make a strange sound, or a beep.

22. Announce the page number each time you turn a page.

23. Constantly shift in your seat, and if the person next to you asked what is wrong, reply by saying, "I'm constipated. Hehe."

24. Spell every single word as you read it.

25. Chew gum with your mouth open, and smack your lips while reading.

26. Act like you're picking your nose. And eating it.

27. Snort loudly, and gargle with your spit.

28. Sneeze a lot.

29. Hold your book right next to your eyes.

30. Every few minutes, get up out of your chair, walk around the table, and sit back down.

31. Stand up, and continue reading.

32. Make a strange sound every few minutes, then act like you didn't do it.

33. Bring a bag of cat food, and start snacking on it.

34. Bring a box of crunchy cereal, a bowl, and a spoon. Then dig in messily, and crunch on it.

35. Ask them, "Got milk?"

36. Read out loud attempting to pronounce easy words. Butcher them badly. But be able to pronounce hard words.

37. Fall out of your seat, then say, "I meant to do that." Then do it again. And again.

38. Bring a laptop, and turn up the sound, and play a very noisy game.

39. Wear too many sweaters, and complain how hot it is.

40. Bring one of those fans with a squirt bottle attached, and make it look like you re attempting to squirt yourself, but hit them instead.

41. Bring a bottle of squirtable mouth freshener, and miss every time you try to spray it into your mouth.

42. Wear A LOT of putrid smelling cologne or perfume.

43. Spill that same cologne or perfume on their book.

44. Put down your book, then say, "Hey, ya wanna trade?"

45. Bring a recording of very obnoxious music, and hide it in a bag. Turn it up full blast, and accuse them of having it. Keep accusing them, then get the librarian to come. When they find it in your bag, yell, "IT WAS PLANTED ON ME I TELL YOU!!!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!! IT'S A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY!! ALIENS BEAMED IT INTO MY BAG!!! IT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T LET THEM DO EXPERIMENTS ON ME!!"

46. Without looking away from your book, say to no one in particular, "I know what you did last summer."

47. Bring a piece of bread, and drop pieces of it down the little hole in the center of the table meant for cords.

48. While reading your book, start humming a single note until you're out of breath, then collapse on the floor. Then get back up, and continue reading like nothing happened.

49. Start singing "This is the song that never ends. . ."

50. While placing small pieces of bread in a line, count one, two, three. . ., and lose count every ten or so.

51. Bring a recording of a popular song. Play it on headphones quietly, but sing along very badly. Then say to the person next to you, "I took singing lessons!"

52. Turn to the person sitting next to you and say to them, "Hey! How ya doin'? That's great, me too."

53. Instead of a laptop, bring your entire computer!

54. While working at a laptop, suddenly stand up, and announce to every one, "I have mail!!"

55. Start staring at the person, and when you have their attention, announce, "I measure sock by thickness!"

56. Turn to the person next to you, and ask them to pronounce their name backwards. When they ask you why, tell them that you are looking for hidden messages.

57. State proudly that you have been to the "other" side. Give no explanation.

58. Suddenly grasp your heart, let out a wail, and fall to the ground. Then get back up like nothing happened.

59. Collapse on the floor. Then get up like nothing happened. When the person next to asked what is wrong, look at him/her with an inquiring look on your face, and say, "What do you mean?"

60. Say, "It always starts so weird, and they do it so weird." When they ask, "What?" say, "Ohh, sorry. I'm back now."

61. Start telling a VERY strange story, then half way through say, "Never mind."

62. Turn to them and while pointing your fingers at them as if you were electrocuting them, say, "BUZZ!!! BUZZ!!. . ."

63. Start arguing with yourself. When they ask you who you are talking to, say, "Your just jealous 'cause the voices are talking to ME!!!"

64. Say, "Who's Freddie?" Then act like you didn't say anything.

65. Say, "Argh! My central nervous system in shot! Quick! Give me blue china!!!"

66. Introduce your self by saying, "Hi! I'd like a hamburger, and a green South America please." When they ask what your problem is, say, "Ohh, your not my fairy god mother? I'm sorry, he must have flown into the bookcases. Bye!" and run off.

67. Continuously rub a book while chanting, "Come out, come out. I know you're in there!" When they ask what you're doing, say, "I'm calling the book genie out!"

68. Run up to them with a book, thrust it under their nose and ask, "Will you sign my autograph?!?" Make sure you say MY.

69. Get up onto the table, and start acting like a duck. When they ask what you're doing, say happily, "I'm roosting!"

70. Bring a bottle of glue and sniff it while counting down from a very high number. When they ask what you're doing, say, "I'm counting my brain cells!"

71. Stick a "kick me" sign on your back, and accuse them of putting it their.

72. Repeat every thing they say to you.

73. Ask them, "Have you ever had an orange juice bath?" When they look at you strangely, say, "What?"

74. Look up suddenly and yell, "Ohh no!" When they ask you what happened, say, "Nothing." Then do it again.

75. Stare accusingly at the other person, and when they look at you, say, "Where were you on the night of February 32, 1989?!"

76. Look at one page number, then a different one. They say in astonishment, "Wow! The page numbers are in order! Cool! They guy who came up with that musta been a genius!!"

77. Glance over your shoulder every few seconds.

78. Maintain a look of horror constantly, but act normal other wise.

79. Say to him/her, "You have the right to remain silent!"

80. Pat your stomach and say, "Whoa. Human extremities do not settle well."

81. Get a child's book like "Green Eggs and Ham" and complain that there is no glossary.

82. Find a thesaurus and say in complete astonishment, "Wow! Did you know that "affirmative" and "yes" mean the same thing?"

83. Say, "Omph!" like you were just shot, and while smushing a ketchup pack on your chest, fall on the floor. Then get back up like nothing happened. After that, look at your stomach, and say, "What? How'd this stain get here?" while motioning to the ketchup.

I LOVE that Library thing!


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.(Already my family's curse).


There were 3 girls

They were looking through people's MySpaces

The girl slowly came upon this one particular MySpace

It had creatures in the background, and the man looked like a phsycho

She started laughing with her friend on how ugly he was

Right then, an instant message came up

It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like myMySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What?? Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could.

Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living daylights out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy *beep* man just block him, he's a freaking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy *beep, you think he's watching us?

SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared.

Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs, trust me I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girl's friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead.

She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.


I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl

"Can we have sex right now?

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um...no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. yYu have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass...

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes...

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later...

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...

Girls, if this story touched/made you sad, put this on your profile under "No means no"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"


Bold the one you are!

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet .5 years of bad luck if you do not repost

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it. Cool. Loves to own Geminis in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind. Gorgeous Smile. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. (I feel offended! I lie just if it's necessary! Or may I lie right now...?)16 years of bad luck if you do not repost


"I'm Sorry"

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry

For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry

That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry

I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry

I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry

That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry

That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry

That I cared

I'm sorry

that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN

DIET PEPSI SHOT HIM DOWN

DR. PEPPER PICKED HIM UP

NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.

7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW

MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN

NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN.

WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE

AND NOW WE'RE SWITCHING BACK TO COKE!


Copy this on your page if it made you laugh or cry.

Teacher: Percy, stop playing in the water!

Percy: SPLISH! SPLASH! SPLISH! SPLASH!

Teacher: Annabeth, let other kids use the legos too!

Annabeth: Look! I made the Eiffel Tower!

Teacher: Jason! Never put your finger in an electrical outlet!

Jason: LOL, Sparks.

Teacher: Piper, you can't always get your way!

Piper: *charmspeaks* I want the teddy!

Teacher: Hazel, play with the other kids!

Hazel: *hides in the corner clutching jewels*

Teacher: Frank, calm down!

Frank: I'm a bird! CAW! CAW! CAW!

Teacher: Leo Valdez!!!

Leo: *finger on fire* Cool!

Percy: SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!

Annabeth:My legos!

Jason: Sparky! Sparky!

Piper: My teddy!

Hazel: *still in the corner*

Frank: CAW! CAW! CAW!

Leo: This boy is on fireeee!!!!!!!!

Teacher: o

Teacher: Kill me now!

Post this on your pages if you love HoO: Imagine the 7 playing monopoly together

Hazel, we see you moving the pieces

Piper, stop charmspeaking yourself out of jail

Jason, you can't electrocute yourself to victory

Percy, you can't have a swimming pool in your hotel

Frank, there's no Canada on the board calm down

Leo, stop building things with the pieces

ANNABETH, STOP WINNING! JUST LOSE ALREADY!!


Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Impossible, Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater. Sincerely, Spongebob


"MOM! I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL TODAY! I JUST REALIZED I'M DIDASKALEINOPHOBIC!" "What?" "I HAVE A FEAR OF GOING TO SCHOOL!" "Get in the car."


You know what I hate? I hate when I find a Percy Jackson Fanfic that looks really interesting, but then has all kinds of cussing in it. I mean, SERIOUSLY??!!! Riordan didn't have any cussing in the real books, so we should be the good fans that we are and follow his example. Copy and paste this into your profile if you feel the same way.


Sometimes, I sit and wonder what everything would be like if my life was the Percy Jackson series. Crazy, adventurous, love-filled, and exciting. Then I look at my real life and go "Wow, you really have a crappy, boring life."


When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.


Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.


Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.

TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.

Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.

TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.

Normal people: Name their dog Fido.

TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.

Normal people: Say OMG!

TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)

Normal people: Are scared of snakes.

TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!

Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.

TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.

Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat

TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.

Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.

TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE!


TOP 8 REASONS WHY INSANITY IS AWESOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Mental asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the street.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes always fit. Straight jackets are one size fits all.


If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile


95 percent of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. 4 would yell JUMP.

If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile


Copy/paste this in your profile if you're surprised that Aphrodite has not cursed the people who write the stories that do something horrible to Percabeth!


If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.


95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!"


92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!


I'm a writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.


If you are random when you're happy, copy and paste this to your profile.


If your personality is a combo of different fictional characters, copy and paste this to your profile.


If you love copying and pasting stuff to your profile just for fun, copy and paste this to your profile.


Copy and Paste this if you love copying and pasting.


If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.


If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.


If you ever managed to steal cookies from the kitchen, without getting caught, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile


If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile.


95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile.


If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.


If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile.


If your friends are WEIRD, (but not as weird as you) put this on your profile.


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.


98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you ever felt bored at school, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you want a cookie right now, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you don't care about being popular, copy and paste this into your profile.


Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.


Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.


Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.


If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.


If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile.


98 of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you like reading fics, copy and paste this into your profile.


Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!


Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm Not Afraid' saving the world.


If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you ever had a cute pet, copy and paste this it into your profile.


If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D


If you've ever realized the you were talking to a complete stranger facing away from you when you thought it was someone you knew, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.


If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.


If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you are part of the 0. 0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.


If you LOVE peanut butter, copy and paste this on your profile.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as different, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.


If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.


I'm one of those people, you know the kind, that every one calls weird, or crazy, or odd, or freaky, or strange, or abnormal, or bizarre, or peculiar, or all those other thing that people call us just to be mean. But you know what? We should take those kinds of things as compliments, because that just means that we're different and that the world would not be the same without us because, you know what? There is no one just like you, if you're one of those people, not even the other people called crazy or all those other things, because we're special, we're all special and no one can change that. Those people that call us those terrible things? They can be replaced, because you know what? There's thousands of them, all saying the same thing. But we're the ones that say the different things, that answer them all differently because we are different and we should all be proud of that. I am, I'm completely proud of being who I am because it means I'm irreplaceable, but the question is are you? Are you proud of who you are? Because you should be, you should be, you always should be. And NO ONE can change that, you hear me? NO ONE!


25 Things that my mother taught me:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


You know you're a book addict when...

You write fanfictions about the book.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

Your idol is a character from a book.

You've been girl crazy about the main character (if it's a girl) with your friend... (that was creepy...)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday.


Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.


I would be this boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you Give her your attention

When she pull's away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you post this in the next 4 minutes you crush will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

Awww...love this


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sappy movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL – 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chap stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You are/were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL -- 4


Holding Hands-

Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling-

Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies-

Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other-

Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars-

Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.


I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.


If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.


If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.


If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one laughing like an idiot, do the drill!


If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.


If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.


98 of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.


If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.


BOLD the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'
m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNuSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think everyone I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be mexican.
I have a HIGH METABOLISM AND LIKE FOOD so I MUST just be eating to spite those who can't burn through food as quickly.

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1 scary way to break up

Repost or you are going to die

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.


There is this boy on my street that has lived with Leukemia for four years.

He almost died once, but he pulled through.

The other day, I saw him running outside on the sidewalk. He ran by me and gave me a rose.

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JSMN
Four one shots focusing on a team of OCs I've made: Jasper Hue, Scarlet Silva, Meral Everly, and Nave Nakagawa. Think of them as "trailers." I own the OCs only. All other rights go to Rooster Teeth. R&R!
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Published: 6/20/2018 - OC
Playing Dungeons and Dragons reviews
Exactly what the title says. With Rachel as the Dungeon Master, characters both original and not play a good game of D&D. This is mostly to give myself ideas on what to write with my current story. Based on actual games I'm in. Everything that happens is in no way an exaggeration. If you like D&D, hi-jinks, or just want to see Leo blow stuff up, give it a read and leave review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 3/24/2018
The Children of the Pantheons: Genesis reviews
Six years after Trials of Apollo, Rachel has a vision of six heroes who must quest to defeat the ultimate evil. The first three, a tough yet shy nerd, a pervy prankster, and a Japanese junior high school student, are brought together in order to quest for a god missing ruler of the Underworld. The plot unearthed may just be too much to individually handle. I only own plot and OCs.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 11/15/2017 - OC
A Game & Things That Happen When Percy Isn't Around
A nice one-shot about Percy stumbling across Will, Rachel, Frank, Leo, and Nico playing a timeless game and learning about a hobby of Rachel's and an adventure that happened while he was in Boston. Rated T for mention of a minor drug.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Published: 10/26/2017