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Joined 05-27-12, id: 4023734, Profile Updated: 07-07-14
Author has written 11 stories for Glee, Twilight, Clique, Leverage, Victorious, Hunger Games, and White Collar.

Favorite Characters:

Jane and Alec(Twilight)

Mona, Mike, Emily, and Noel(Pretty Little Liars)

Draco Malfoy and Luna Lovegood(HP)

Clove and Cato(HG)

Johanna and Finnick(HG)

Princess Luna and Rainbow Dash(MLP)

Alex Hunter and Neal Caffrey(White Collar)

Susan(Narnia)

Santana and Puck(Glee)

Spottedleaf, Leafpool, Crowfeather, and Echosong(Warriors)


I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

I intend to live forever...so far so good

Old enough to know better, young enough not to care

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried


Fave Couples:

Jane and Seth(Twilight) Sane

Clint and Natasha(Avengers) Clintasha

Clove and Cato(Hunger Games) Clato

Draco and Luna(Harry Potter) Druna

OTP:

Mike and Mona(Pretty Little Liars)


Quick, name your twelve favourite characters in random order!

1. Cato
2. Wren Kingston
3. Draco Malfoy
4. Luna Lovegood
5. Jack Frost
6. Emily Fields
7. Spencer Hastings
8. Jane Volturi
9. Clove
10. Heather Fox
11. Mona Vanderwaal
12. Noel Kahn

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Emily/Mona. Yes, there are some good ones.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Luna. Sure

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Noel got Jane pregnant. Not good.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Clove. Yep

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Wren and Emily. Yep

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Jack/Clove or Jack/Heather. Jack/Clove

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Eleven and Twelve having sex?
Spencer walks in on Mona and Noel. Lol, poor Spencer

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Draco/Heather. Nah, dont wanna

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Cato and Jane. IDK

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Spencer/Noel. IDK but that's a good idea

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
Draco. IDK

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Jane- Cold as You

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Cato/Emily/Noel M for violence

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Jack Frost. Couple minutes ago

17. "Cato and Spencer are in a happy relationship until Wren runs off with Spencer. Cato, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Mona and a brief unhappy affair with Emily, then follows the wise advice of Jack Frost and finds true love with Clove.

That actually makes sense


Pick 12 of your fav characters

1. Noel Kahn
2. Clove
3. Cato
4. Mona Vanderwaal
5. Jack Frost
6. Jane Volturi
7. Spencer Hastings
8. Luna Lovegood
9. Draco Malfoy
10. Bellatrix Lestrange
11. Emily Fields
12. Wren Kingston

What do you think of the name 2's beginning and 5's ending?
Clove Frost.
Interesting.

What do you think the genre of a book would be with 3's ending and 4's ending?
Cato Vanderwaal.
IDK. supernatural

What would a person named 5's beginning and 1's ending look like?
Jack Kahn- a tall muscular boy with tan skin, brown eyes and sandy brown hair

What can you tell about 6's beginning and 8's beginning just from their name?
Jane Lovegood- a short brunette who has blue eyes. She is shy, quiet and very musically gifted.

Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?
Jack Frost and Cato. No. Eww

If 9 was looking for a spouse, would they choose 6 or 4?
If Draco was looking for a spouse, would he choose Jane Volturi or Mona Vanderwaal
Mona, she has a less chance of "pain'ing" him. Also she has a personality that would fit with his.

Could you see 1 and 12 fighting over 7
Noel and Wren fighting over Spencer. Maybe. Toby and Wren would be more obvious.

Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.
Clove and Luna. IDK

What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?
Spencer walks in on Jack and Bellatrix making out.
Lol Wut?

Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?
Would Mona rather make out with Luna or slap Cato.
Cato would probably kill her so make out with Luna

What would kids between 4 and 9 look like?
Mona and Draco.
Kelly- a short pale girl with white-blonde hair and honey brown eyes
Mandi- a petit girl with dark brown hair and ice blue eyes
Josh- A tall boy with light blonde hair and honey brown eyes

What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?
Mona use on Spencer? IDK

If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?
If Cato and Jane got in a fight Luna wouldn't side with either.

Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?
Jane/Emily. nope

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Mona. Honestly, YES!

What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?
Wren and Luna started going out. Cute. Good for them.

Do you recall any fics about 9?
Draco. yes

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Clove and Jane. maybe. They both are sadistic and crazy.

5/9 or 5/10?
Jack and Draco or Jack and Bellatrix
Jack and Bellatrix.

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?
Spencer walks in on Clove and Luna Kissing. Backs out and runs.

Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.
Cato/Bellatrix. NO!

Is there any thing as 1/8 fluff?
Noel/Luna. No

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?
Spencer/Wren
Wrong in all the Right Ways

If you wrote a songfic about 9, what song would you use?
Draco- Better than You

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Noel/Jane/Wren um, extreme violence

What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2
Bellatrix on Clove. She wouldn't

1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 11 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 2. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 12, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Noel and Luna are in a happy relationship until Emily runs off with Draco. After Luna dumps Noel for Wren, Jane gets upset and retaliates by dating Clove. Alone and broken-hearted, Noel travels in search of a friend. Finally, Noel meets Mona and Spencer. The three loners meet Bellatrix, who tells each of them to look for love. Mona finds Cato, Spencer gets Wren, but now Noel is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Jane and Clove!

The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 1!
YIPEE!!!


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Together Forever by ocfanatic2013 reviews
A collection of Pezberry one-shots. Rated T, just to be safe. Now includes Declarations of Love Chapters
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 883 - Words: 1,093,725 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 7/11/2017 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
For Me Please A Pezberry Story by Imagine-Epic reviews
Santana and Rachel are secretly dating and Santana convinces Rachel to join the Cheerios. NOT the smartest idea... I SUCK AT SUMMARIES
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Rachel B., Santana L.
Facebook Relationships by OneOfThoseAuthors reviews
Rachel is in a new relationship, but all secrets about who it is will come out. rated T for swearing and imply's adult themes
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Haters Love Me by Smushie14 reviews
Cat cant stand Beck because he took her best friend away. Everyday they insult each other and it gets worse and worse. But what happens when they get paired up to do a project together. Rated T for language.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,956 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Cat V., Beck O.
Secrets by ViCtOrY45 reviews
Quinn asks for Santana's and Brittany's help to try and ask out Rachel, but what she doesn't know is that Rachel is already seeing someone. Will Quinn break them up or make them stronger? read to find out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,180 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Sweet Valentine's Surprise by littlewonderlandgirl reviews
A short, fluffy one-shot. Jeremy gets a visit from his favorite ghost. Valentine's Day isn't a horrible holiday after all. Written for the prompt "Ghost"
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Jeremy G., Anna] - Complete
That's Right, Love Me by PBanana reviews
AU: After Quinn was kicked out of her house, she ended up staying with Santana instead.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,875 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L.
The ABC's of Cat Valentine by mayleebaby28 reviews
One prompt for each letter of the alphabet, each one revolving around the life of our cupcake haired cutie, Catarina Valentine
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Cat V.
Time Travelled by klaroline lux reviews
What if Annie time travelled accidentally and saw her past parents. everything changes between the relationship of santana and sebastian in the future.Sorry i suck in summaries. pls read and review
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S.
Cat's Recovery by xScreamingxAngelx reviews
Caterina Valentine is absolutely beautiful, flawless to many. Beautiful angel-like voice, and the nicest of them all, you'd think that she has no personal problems, right? Well, she does. Anorexia and self-harm. Follow her on her recovery. Inside this story; eating disorders, self-harm, and whatever else I decide to add. Enjoy.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,285 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Cat V. - Complete
The Show Must Go On by RoseFleur reviews
When Santana and Sebastian's parents push them into an arranged marriage they are forced to comply with their demands and play their parts in the show. But at what point does the curtain fall and it stop being a show?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,507 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Smolder by AriaEverard reviews
"You want to play a game, Smythe? Fine, let's play a game. Let's do this then." Sebastian Smythe and Santana Lopez didn't know how dangerous their little game really was. T for language and sexual content.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,190 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S.
Strangers On A Bus by Hi' I am human reviews
Avenge. The main word going through their heads. Find. Their new sole purpose in life. Cat. Why those words are so important. When she was taken; they vowed to save her. They're still trying.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,451 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Cat V., Jade W.
So Emotional by IGetSoEmotional reviews
Santana and Rachel come together in a time of separate heartache and fall in love. Set in the second half of season 2. Eventual Pezberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,088 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Love will overcome the secret by RNewstead97 reviews
Santana has revealed her biggest secret in a mistaken event, she is classed as a liar by everyone but one. Brittany, her best friend. How will she react? and will she support Santana through the way? And what will puck's side of the story be?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Santana L., Puck
Friends Forever by Sarcasticlygleeful Smurf reviews
The history of Santana and Puck's friendship.From 5 years old to the end of time.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Puck, Santana L.
Teardrops on My Guitar by Gypsy Babe reviews
Rachel Berry has never really gotten over Finn. What happens when she finds out that not only has he moved on, but he's marrying the one girl Rachel always hated; Santana Lopez.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Candy Striper by blahblahpalooza reviews
Santana is heartbroken from Brittany and is trying to move on. She volunteers as a candy striper at the local hospital and runs into the annoying Rachel Berry. But why is Rachel a patient at the hospital?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Two Devils by Cheaplittlewhore reviews
Santana is having a moment of distress, and someone unlikely comes to her rescue. Sebastian/Santana. Special thanks to dramioneloverxox11, for helping me out with their suggestions.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Santana L., Sebastian S.
Whatever It Takes by teamcece reviews
A flirty Latina and a surprise kiss leaves Rachel Berry confused and wanting more. Eventual Pezberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Santana L., Rachel B.
Smooth criminal: The kiss by That-latin-girl reviews
What if Smooth criminal ended in a kiss? What happen when Santana and Sebastian question their sexuality? Suck at summaries,I know, but its better inside! And also, little of Niff, klaine and finchel
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sebastian S., Santana L.
Rumour Has It by BlackSunAndWhiteMoon reviews
They say that love is blind…but their friends sure aren't. Finn and Santana overhear some things.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Finn H., Santana L.
Not all love is hopeless by starsjustpassingby reviews
Santana's been rejected. Who's going to come and try to turn things around? Somewhat AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Santana L., Finn H.
Santana's Turn by cupcakeaddict100 reviews
Santana wasn't supposed to be Quinn 2.0. She wasn't supposed to be pregnant with his kid. It wasn't apart of her plan. But life didn't care.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,794 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Santana L., Puck
If I Never See Your Face Again by Peace.Love.Deanna reviews
No matter what, at the end of the day Puck & Santana always manage to come back to each other... Not quite sure how to explain it, but Pucktana : Also some Samchel, Finttany, & Pezberry friendship :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Santana L., Puck
You And Me Together by Rockcandy775 reviews
Santana and Puck. From being born, to adulthood. The journey of how two best friends make their way in life. The tears, the smiles, the break-ups, and the hook-ups; all in one. Multi-chap. Rated T.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Puck, Santana L.
The Way I Loved You by JazzlovesNoahPuckerman reviews
Santana and Brittany have a game to play with Puck. Eventual Pucktana with a side of Brittana, SantanaxMatt, BrittanyxMike, FinnxQuinn, St.Berry. Story better than summary. My first story so be kind please : eventually T or M but not at the moment :
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Puck, Santana L.
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Truth or Dare reviews
What happens when the HG characters play Truth or Dare? Rated T for VERY inappropriate dares!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012
Well this could start a revolt reviews
Clove and Cato are finally in a relationship. Everything is good until reaping day. First, Clove finds herself pregnant. Second, both Clove and Cato are reaped with no volunteers. The two are in a sticky situation, and only one can make it out. Sorry for suckish title and summary. I take suggestions on titles!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Clove, Cato
The Finntana Trap reviews
Santana and Finn haven't spoken in years. He works as a Lawyer in California. She's a model in Paris. They have two things in common that meet up at camp. Selena Marie Hudson and Gabriella Britney Lopez meet at camp. They find out about the parent they never knew. Know they have to set the two up. Based off the Parent Trap.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Finn H., Santana L.
Picture Perfect reviews
Everyone thought Santana had the perfect life. She is hot, she is rich, she is popular, and has all guys at her feet. What they don't know is that she is raped, physically, and verbally abused by her parents. Now the Glee club have to help her. Rated T for child abuse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Santana L., New Directions
Our Dirty Secret reviews
Beck and Jade are dating and very much in love. But when Andre throws a party and Cat and Beck get drunk, things happen. Now we hav a cheating Beck. Cat is pregnant. Tandre is happining. Jade is a little nicer. What are we going to do?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Cat V., Beck O.
Like Father Like Daughter reviews
Jacob and Renesme are secretly dating that results in a child. In order to not to give Edward another reason to hate Jacob, they give it up. Enter: Santana Lopez. She is smart, pretty, and a little over the edge. When she pulls a stunt, that takes the last straw, her parents send her to Forks, Washington to live with her "cousin" Jacob. Has everything in her life been a lie?
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Jacob, Santana L.
Keeping Kylie reviews
Santana returns to Lima, after disappearing for a year, to start Junior year. Puck and Quinn know something is wrong and are out to find out and help her, whether she likes it or not. Will they wish they stayed out of her business? Pucktana relationship with Quinntanna relationship and Sebtanna friendship/former relationship. I guess you would call it a Quicktana relationship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Santana L., Puck
A Little Bit of Help, That's All reviews
Neal and Parker have know each other forever. Parker is bored with nothing to do. Neal needs help on a case. Parker calls Neal and Neal decides to ask Parker for help. Sorry for suckish summary.
Crossover - Leverage & White Collar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Parker, Neal C.
Kidnapped reviews
Walking home from school, Santana Lopez gets abducted. Now the Glee club have to find out where she is. Follow them as the have to find Santana's kidnappers and why she was taken. Was this a random abduction, or was there motive? Read to find out.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Santana L., New Directions
Glee Facebook reviews
Relationships, drama, everything through Facebook. Please read! Rated T because paranoid!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - New Directions
Eh Mah Gawd reviews
Massie and the Pretty Comittee are invited to Lima to live with Alicia's stepsister, Santana. Will the Clique fit in, or will they become new slushie victims? Sorry for bad title, couldn't think of anything else. Please read.
Crossover - Clique & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Alicia R., Santana L.