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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Gakuen Alice, and Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ. Pen Name- Was Naruhina98 Now is Snowdoll18 Gender- Female Name- Tiammare Wilson Age- 18 B-day sign- Sagitarriusnot gonna tell you the date though :) evil me Hehehe!!! Intrests- I run track and i'm a ballet dancer. I also took AP classes and know I'm going to collage (however you spell it -.-") to be a cardiologst :) yeahh I'm going to U.A.B :P. Also I am a Naruto fanatic :) and If I owned the series it wouldn't be for kids heheh (nosebleed). Also I like Kuroko no basket (Sports manga) And Gauken Alice :P Also I'm real nice until you piss me off!! _ NARUTO AND HINATA!! Yeahh :) We all kow Sakura gonna love Sasuke even if she did say she was over him we know that's a damn lie and apparently naruto knew it to :) Anyways I better get some naruhina soon or i'm gonna fucking go on a riot!!Ok I'm over my little hissy fit now. Enjoy the rest of my page Hi Hi!! I wuv Naruto, Kuroko no basket, and Gakuen Alice fav mangas so be prepaird. Fav Naruto Couples Naruhina= Naruto and Hinata Sasusaku=Sasuke and Sakura Nejiten=Neji and Tenten Shikatem- Shikamaru Temrai Fav Gauken Alice Couples Natsume=Mikan Yuu=Hotaru Ruka= My Oc Aoi :) And that's mostly it :) I am not a pervert I just like writing pervy things so no calling me a pervet please and thank you! Welll got nothing else to say so Enjoy mah books Also because of the stupid new fucking rule!! I'm going to have to start posting my fanfictions on http:// just in case they get deleted off of here if they don't then that's good but until it is deleted off of here I will be updating it I also will update in on http:// too only not as frequently. If they do delete it then http:// will become my new permant home for my pervy books ;] Direct Link to Can you really change Fate? Chapters And click journal entries and enjoy FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!
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If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles, Tenshi Namikaze, Arashigan16, Gravity The Wizard, Kyuubi123, Kingkakashi, Zentary, Dreaded Rasengan, Naruhina98 Naruto Birthdays January 01 - Gai 02 - Iwashi 04 - Haku 08 - Hiashi & Hizashi 19 - Gaara 23 - Shino 24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad) 25 - Yondaime (Minato Namikaze aka Naruto's dad :D) February 08 - Sarutobi 10 - Obito Uchiha 11 - Sigure 21 - Yoroi 24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad) 28 - Konan 29 - Kabuto March 08 - Ebisu 09 - Tenten 18 - Kisame 20 - Ibiki 27 - Hanabi 28 - Sakura 29 - Kazekage April 02 - Cloud Ninja Leader,Hidan 03 - Udon 04 - Gatoh & Tonbo 05 -Tazuna 06 - Waraji 22 - Choaza May 01 - Chouji 04 - Tsunami 05 - Deidara 07 - Midare 08 - Homura 15 - Kankurou 26 - Iruka 30 - Baiu June 01 - Mikoto (Sasuke's Mom) 06 - Gouzu & Meizu 08- Moegi 09- Itachi 11 - Kurenai 12 - Dosu July 03 - Neji 04 - Baki 06 - Kin 07 - Akamaru & Kiba 17- Gemma 21 - Kotetsu 23 - Sasuke August 02- Tsunade 09 - Nawaki 15 -Zabuza, Kakuzu 16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad) 21 - Kaiza 23 - Temari 28 - Raidou September 01 - Koharu 03 - Aoba 14 - Zaku 15 - Kakashi 22 - Shikamaru 23 - Ino October 10 - Naruto 18 - Asuma 19 - Suzume 21 - Mizuki 24 - Anko 27 - Orochimaru November 02 - Hayate 05 - Wind Country Lord 08 - Sasori 11 - Jiraiya 15 - Mubi & Rin 16 - Kagari 25 - Izumo 27 - Rock Lee 30 - Misumi December 01 - Zouri 04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend) 20 - Oboro 24 - Madam Shizimi 25 - Inari 27 - Hinata 30 - Konohamaru FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down. REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition. REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite. REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask if you're alright. REAL FRIENDS: Run away screaming: "GET OUT OF THE WAY! SHE'S PISSED!!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is. REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.” FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect. REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable. REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you. REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school. REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise. REAL FRIENDS: Hate your older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot". FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it. You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme! Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other. Most compatible with: Badass Uke Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke Chuck Norris Facts Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King. Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC. Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane". The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned. Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises. Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris" When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said “that’s my boy!” Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell. Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham. You really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face. The reason why Outworld hadn’t went for their tenth win against Earth realm is because Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There os a pic of this on ) Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell. Master Chief is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as: Sailor Moon. Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear. 182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths. 70% of a humans weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris’ weight is his dick. (that is sooooo gay lol) A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his * twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false – no one could survive it the first time. A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay’s potato chips, saying “Betcha can’t eat just one!” Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move. A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history’s most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words. A roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states. A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, the Native American “Trail of Tears” has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks. After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history. After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said “of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?” Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face. Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever. Anyone can piss on the floor, but chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Chuck Norris” As an infant, Chuck Norris’ parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge. As President Roosevelt said: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.” Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights. Before sliced bread, people used to say “That’s the greatest thing since Chuck Norris”. But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris. Brokeback Mountain is not the name of a movie, it is the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris’ backyard Bullets dodge Chuck Norris Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident. Chuck Noris believes it’s not butter. Chuck Noris can rhyme orange and purple… with each other! Chuck Noris has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life there. Chuck Noris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!” Chuck Noris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. Chuck Noris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven. Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. Chuck Norris beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China. Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic. Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol. Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire. Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the PlayStation back to Japan. Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on. Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay’s potato chip. Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter. Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What The Hell was That?” Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years. Chuck Norris CAN in fact ‘raise the roof’. And he can do it with one hand. Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover. Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples. Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES: Say the words out loud. 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