Professor Squirrel
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Joined 04-26-12, id: 3961074, Profile Updated: 10-18-12
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

Stuff about me:

I do not like the cone of shame.

Quirrell is my favorite Harry Potter character. The back of his head is ridiculous.

I'm going to major in biology, so that I can go work at the zoo with reptiles.

Penguins are my favorite animal, and have been since I was little.

I once had a nightmare where my friends forced me to marry Voldemort.

I had another nightmare that Umbridge got mad at Voldemort and me for lying about Voldemort's return, and she made us do lines together, while Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon, yelled at us, and Umbridge sat there, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

I've always loved snakes, but have never been allowed to have one. I do, however have a stuffed toy snake from Disney World, and a snake ring.

I was so happy, I cried when I met Dug from UP at Disney World.\

I have a picture that I drew of Quirrell singing, "When I rule the world, I'll plant f-f-flowers!" hanging on my ceiling.

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Of Perfume, Liquor, and Baby Bottles by Fluttering Phalanges reviews
Effie was always one who kept on schedule. Even when a mishap occurred, she always had a back up plan. But, when an unplanned event pulls both Effie and Haymitch down an unexpected road of many twists and turns, there is no back up plan to pull them out. *Completed*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 174,474 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012 - [Haymitch A., Effie T.] - Complete
Sugar Rush: The Forgotten King by sirenux reviews
A prequel to the Wreck-It Ralph movie. This is a complete backstory as to how Turbo came to power in Sugar Rush. It begins before the reign of King Candy, and brings to light the forgotten sacrifice of a man who was not only a good king, but a loving father. FYI: the king mentioned in this story is NOT King Candy, but Vanellope's father.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,301 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo, Taffyta M., Candlehead
We All Love Facebook by Spaidel reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Beneath the Surface by VeloJello reviews
When they saw him perish with the other Cy-Bugs, everyone was sure that Turbo had been destroyed once and for all. But when King Candy's familiar and unwanted face turns up in Sugar Rush again, certainty turns to worry. The forgetful, kindly king is a far cry from Turbo's cruel self, but his unstable nature makes trust impossible as everyone wonders what evil may still lurk in him.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/20/2012 - King Candy/Turbo, Vanellope von Schweetz
Path of Torn Bodies by The Mab Queen reviews
Caesar Flickerman once loved his job. Now, it just gets harder every year.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Caesar F. - Complete
Dark Magic by Satan Abraham reviews
Really, all Quirinius Quirrell wanted was for someone to notice him. But not knock him down a flight of stairs and then steal his book. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Q. Quirrell, Gilderoy L. - Complete
Flickerman's Tale by YourFaceLooksFunny reviews
Caesar Flickerman loves the stage. Oneshot, spoilers for all the books. An insight into how Flickerman REALLY sees the Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Caesar F., Peeta M. - Complete
At Parody's End by Agent047 reviews
My parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,852 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Too Many Questions by Severa1 reviews
Who thinks they can handle Quirrell angst? Well, try it if you can...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2001
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Mirror Mirror reviews
Caesar Flickerman is very confident in front of an audience. Standing alone in his bathroom in front of the mirror is a different story, though.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Caesar F.
The Man with two Faces reviews
Everyone is hated by someone. But Quirinius, it seemed, was hated from birth by almost everyone. This goes into Quirrell's past, and shows the abuse he suffered to make him desperate enough for attention, that he'd be willing to let Voldemort live inside him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Q. Quirrell, Albus D.
The Other Epilogues reviews
Everyone knows what happened to the Mockingjay and her mate after the second rebellion. But what about the other characters that survived the war? Pairings: Hayffie
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Effie T.