renandlihide bio
 Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, and Criminal Minds. I'm a Hufflepuff. Writing is fun and keeps me from playing in the street. Reviews are welcome hope you enjoy what you read. ;) I apparently can't find a happy medium between smutty drabbles and novellas. Apologies, but I don't read much FanFiction. I subvocalize when I read so it takes FOREVER for me to read anything. And all the while I'm thinking about how I should be writing. I subvocalize when I write too, but I just call that my first-draft. If I'm writing on a theme that's been done, it's news to me, and I probably haven't stolen the idea. Let me know if someone's done the idea better, if you point me to a specific story I might move on to newer pastures. PS If you haven't caught on, I like to get Neville Longbottom laid, poor guy. PPS I've somehow gotten myself stuck writing five fanfics at the same time. Please be patient. My brain and fingers hurt. |
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Love, Truth, and Loyalty by SpiritoftheOrchidFlower reviews
Genevieve, a girl who remembers little of the time before enslavement. Jasmine, a girl from our world with an inner beast fighting to get out. One is offered the chance of freedom and the other acceptance. Enter Johanna who has always been held in the grip of court society. Lives collide and sparks fly as they grow closer and learn to lean on each other as a family. *Rest inside*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,687 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Peter Pevensie, OC]
Step It Out by can-you-imagine reviews
Edmund glanced up from his place on the Jousting field and stopped breathing. In the stands, about halfway up, someone was standing up. She was in medieval dress, wearing a light yellow gown with black lacing on its long sleeves. Her curly hair was loosely braided and she had a plain silver colored circlet in her hair. She was smiling and seemed to expect something of him.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Kings Love by Mel Blue 1 reviews
A slashy version of the book The Voyage of the Dawn Treader – this is not move related. Part 2 of the Kings series – sequel to Kings Comfort.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,160 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Caspian X, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Sparkles by Mesira Riddle reviews
Snape is substituting DADA for Lupin. Apparently the werewolf thought it might be funny to assign a project on vampires. Not just any vampires but Meyer vampires. Will good old Cedric shine for this class? I think so!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Severus S., Edward
Their Familiar Disguises by Riverflame reviews
barely-R. Warning: Susan/Edmund. Crossdressing fic: In England, Edmund can be a Lady, and Susan still a Queen.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Touch Me by snarkysweetness reviews
Hannah wakes up from a vivid sex dream about Neville and can’t help but explore her desire for him, only to find that she has an audience. Hannah/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
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Eternal Duty reviews
Begins in the Golden Age of Narnia, Edmund is required to marry a stranger. He knows he should do his duty, help protect his country from a new threat but how can a man who never dated choose a wife? Danger lurks outside the borders of Narnia, magic and warfare attack the peaceful nation. Multi-book, over arching story. mix of books and movies
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 89,099 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Edmund Pevensie
Alice Parkinson reviews
Pansy and Neville are each other's yearly dirty-little-secret but there's an even bigger secret that Neville runs in to at Hogwart's as a Professor. The usual mix of smut/story, delving in the 'next generation' group for the first time. m for language and smut just to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Neville L., Pansy P.
Never Play Spin-the-Bottle reviews
Spin-the-bottle, a first kiss, so much more. Lemony goodness with plot. M/M plus for safety, swearing, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,774 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Neville L., Seamus F.
Halloween at the Leaky Cauldron reviews
Hannah Abbott, proud publican is throwing a Halloween Party at the Leaky Cauldron. She's a bit lonely, but the party may be the perfect chance to find romance. M for smut, but there is plot in here too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Hannah A., George W.
Dragon-Girl reviews
14 year-old Zoe Drinkwater is brought to Hogwart's as a student in Harry's 5th year. She forges a strong bond with one of the professors and some of the students, can a girl this powerful be safe in such dark times? Explores people outside the golden trio. Additional to OOP through epilogue. Used to be New Girl in School. Refurbishing, fewer spelling mistakes through Chapter 16!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,739 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Severus S., Neville L., OC
It's the Quiet Ones You Have to Watch reviews
7th year under Snape. Hannah's the only serious student left at Hogwarts, but doesn't she deserve some fun too? When Hannah tries to make due with a book, Neville to the rescue. !dirty neville OOC SMUT and language MA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
Do Cry Wolf reviews
Hermione finds out what happens when you cry wolf in Lupin's class. Smutty. MA. Post War Lupin/multi hermione/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
In Your Hands reviews
Neville will do anything to keep the other members of the resistance from getting in trouble with the Carrows, even put himself in Pansy Parkinson's hands. NL/PP Smutty MA not love, not romance its sex. bdsm
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Tease the Season reviews
Silly little fluff piece, needed to have some fun.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Captive reviews
Dean Thomas suffering the abuse of Bellatrix and Lucius when he was captured and brought to Malfoy Manor. MA, rape, abuse, bad language, captivity, extreme shadenfreunde. not for people under 18, not for people over 18. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2012
Just Another Day For Professor Binns reviews
History of Magic is the most boring class ever. Until 8 over-stressed kids lose their damn minds and figure out a better use for the time. Set during Snape's reign. MA for language and sexual content. not appropriate. enjoy. not seamus/neville they just do most of the talking
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Neville L., Seamus F. - Complete
Oh, no you don't reviews
A smutty drabble pp/ha, unwanted touching as catalyst pp/bz. I don't own the characters and they shouldn't be acting this way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Padma P., Hannah A. - Complete
Family Ties That Bind reviews
A young man is kidnapped and the BAU team is called in, Reid realizes that the mother is a friend he lost touch with decades ago. While working the case, Reid receives information that changes how he views his past and how to proceed into his future. Rated M for language and general CM topics.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - S. Reid - Complete
Eros Arborutum reviews
Neville and Hannah touch a lust tree, F-nah-nah-nah-I-N-G Its the quiet ones you have worry about. Chap 1 tame, smut ensues in further chapters. Lemony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
The Headmaster's Chambers reviews
Its smutty slash during the 7th year at hogwarts after Neville is tortured by the Carrows. Disturbing. enjoy Neville!Top MA, angsty slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Sunblock is important reviews
Ginny and Hermione just want some time to relax in the sun, Remus comes by to teach them the benefits of good skin care. SMUT MA. Peer pressure brought out a 2nd chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Ginny W., Hermione G. - Complete
Find! reviews
Room of Requirement smuttiness, Luna wants to lose her v-card and who better to help than the nicest couple at Hogwarts. threesome LL/HA/NL did I mention its smutty? Don't own the characters, just play with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Luna L., Hannah A. - Complete
Party Rules reviews
Its party time, my favorite Gryffindor gets lucky but not with the person he thought he was getting. Slashy/inappropriate/devious and fun. nl/oc? hg/rw
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Neville L., OC - Complete
A Sensible Romance reviews
Susan has a bad experience with one of her young men, Edmund is there to ease her pain. prob between PC and VDT. EdSu relationship. early nonconsentual grope of Su/OC I don't own any thing I just play with borrowed toys.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Keep Your Eyes Open
Its New Years and the students at hogwarts have broken into the love potions. smutty smut smut. neville, pansy, everybody OOC rated M for language and subject matter. NL/PP 2nd chap NL/PP/CM not a follow up to anything I've written before. two shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,773 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
Christmas Break reviews
follow-up to my other stories NLPP, smutty, you've been warned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Neville L., Pansy P.
The Morning After reviews
Follow up to "The Meanest Girl He Ever Met", smut ma PPNL main with LLDT, and CC/SF/HP SS/EM/CC polyjuice potion explored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Neville L., Pansy P. - Complete
The Meanest Girl He Ever Met
Neville finally gets some credit for being a nice guy after he gets his heart broken by a friend. Rated M for language and future smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,973 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Neville L., Pansy P.
