choc0pretzhide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. I ship Scorose! Mostly because it's the most flexible. You see, I believe that an author's inspiration comes from his/her own life experiences. So I write semi-autobiographies. Because my ego is huge, I cast myself as Rose, and I push my guy friends' personalities onto Scorpius. So some of every story that I write is based on my life, if not all of each story. It's just up to you to guess which part. But I can give you a hint: my life is not terribly exciting. Any case, you'll notice that all of what I write feels unfinished (if you make it to the ending, and thank you for that), mostly because there haven't been any real conclusions yet, and I don't believe in fairytale happy-ever-after endings. That was when I was a younger writer. And those stories will remain safely locked away in my sloppy junior-high-age handwriting. Cheers, and thanks for reading! Hey, I'm curious, why is it that of the 3 stories I've written, the story that I hate the most is the most popular among my dear readers? |
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Priori Incantatem by Reading-Between-the-Lines18 reviews
They say that you always fall in love with your best friend, but Rose has TWO best friends. And they are both extremely attractive boys. They have been through laughter, tears, and kisses, but only one can be her knight in shining armor. Who will it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 63,715 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
A Friend Will, But A Best Friend by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
A series of maybe-related one-shots in the life of Rose/Scorpius based off different sayings. Chapter 1: A friend takes the blame for you, A best friend screams "She did it! She did it! I'm innocent. She did it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,458 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Hermione Granger Sneezed by MissChocklitMilk reviews
Hermione Granger sneezes into a potion. Draco Malfoy accidentally drinks the potion. Things happen. I rated this T because of bad words and kissy scenes heh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,355 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Game of Secrets by frostykitten reviews
Having not achieved anything great with herself after Hogwarts, Rose is something of a disappointment to her overachieving family. Her only consolation is that they don't know the half of it. Rose has several secrets that could ruin her family forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,169 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
I Knew by makoshark reviews
The story of Rose and Scorpius told from the POV of their friends and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Honey and the Bee by katesanders422 reviews
I spotted Draco sitting at our usual table in the library. I squared my shoulders and marched up to him. "So we kissed." He didn't say anything at first, he just kept reading his book. Finally, without looking up, he spoke. "And I would do it again."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,595 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
My Red Rose by beccasophX reviews
'Forbidden Love'. Scorpius never thought he could fall in love properly. He was a Malfoy, after all. But then Rose comes along. Could it be Scorpius has finally found his match?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,672 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
He takes my hand and drags me behind him. Which of course gives me a great view of his arse. Which is, of course, extremely distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,729 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Tensions and Tea Leaves by frostykitten reviews
Who would have thought that one little vision and a few tea leaves could change everything? Certainly not Rose, but after an incident that may have been a glimpse into the future she sees Scorpius in a new light. Could she be a seer or just insane?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,071 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Spell Monkey by boysenberry reviews
Scorpius has spent the better part of a decade cultivating his friendship with Rose Weasley. So when he realises it's time to take it to the next level, he's certainly not taking any chances...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,791 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
That One Week by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
Set at Hogwarts. "That one week was all it took to bring us together." ScoRose. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Excuses by GraeLiars reviews
Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,165 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Compliments by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,224 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
James, I Hate Your Best Friend by sjohn2999 reviews
The relationship of Rose and Scorpius by the eight people who know them the best.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,898 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Prefect and the Prankster by sidsaid reviews
Rose has lived with the pranks for 6 years, retaliated respectfully, but everything changes when she makes an agreement with Scorpius Malfoy, and Albus Potter is none too happy to see it. But when do pranks go too far and become a cry for help? moreinside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,438 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Dive In by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
ScoRose OneShot - "I am not going to kiss you, Scorpius, because I am almost certain that you are just pulling my leg." Just one of my many ideas about how they could have gotten together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
One of the Boys by Sarcastic-Bones reviews
Based loosely on Katy Perry's 'One of the Boys'. Rose and Scorpius are best friends, but she's fed up of being seen as simply one of his mates. What happens when she becomes more girly - will he finally notice her, or has he all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,125 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
If It Kills Me by Hidge reviews
Hermione has returned to Hogwarts for her 7th year but things have changed since the fall of Voldemort, including Malfoy. The relationship that develops between her and Malfoy is one that she would have never expected, and one that complicates everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,253 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
My Best Mate Gives Mixed Signals by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
Rose Weasley is going to be the death of me. I have no idea how she ended up on top of me, begging for her book back but what I do know is that now I'm completely, utterly screwed. Companion to My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive. Scor POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,808 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Ottery St Catchpole by The moon is made of cheese reviews
"What are you doing in St Ottery Malfoy?" She demanded, hands on hips. He looked up, his eyes darted around. "Malfoy, I'm talking to you!" "There's no one else here… Are you talking to me?" he asked, sounding extremely confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Hot List by drcjsnider reviews
Scorpius can't get the girl he desires until he can get his name off of Rose Weasley's 'Not Hot List'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
He Doesn't Seem Like A Malfoy by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
He followed the bobbing red ponytail to, predictably enough, the library. A look Rose at Scorpius's seven years at Hogwarts. Rose/Scorpius oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Bring Your Kid to Work Day by theebrunettebeauty reviews
Draco Malfoy always was curious why Scorpius always wanted to go with him. Scorpius has his reasons. Miss Weasley is one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Five Times Scorpius Caught Rose Drinking by drcjsnider reviews
Scorpius has serious plans for his life and he is determined that no one, especially Rose Weasley, is going to distract him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
One of the Guys by Fairy Roses reviews
Do you have that one guy friend? You know. You turn to him for advice. He turns to you. Best friends. You're like one of the guys, he says. Oh. Did I happen to mention that you're totally in love with him? She smiles sadly as she says, I know. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,574 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Ways I Hate You by rileyluvr13 reviews
Scorpius bets that for every one thing Rose hates about him, he can name two. But everyone knows that love can be mistaken for hate. .:Oneshot - RoseScorpius:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Right Kind of Wrong by hondagirl reviews
Because he just might be the right kind of wrong I need. -Rose/Scorpius- ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley explains exactly why she hates Scorpius Malfoy. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
My Boys by hondagirl reviews
5th Year Rose Weasley has a lot of boys in her life; her brother, her cousins and her best friend. When she gets her first boyfriend, they all have opinions. But the one person she looked to for support is reacting the last way she expected. Rose&Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,344 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
What's In A Name? by sillycucumber reviews
While doing rounds, Rose is confronted by someone desperate to tell her something. Something important.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3189 - Favs: 3,779 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Stay in Touch reviews
Rose Weasley, top of her class, is struggling in her fifth-year O.W.L. classes, so she decides to look for a study partner. An unlikely partnership proves fruitful, and leads to an unlikely friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Nice to Meet You, Scorpius reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is the most gorgeous boy Rose Weasley has ever met, but he's off-limits. Her father said so, as does Hogwarts tradition. But come seventh year, they're Heads and forced to spend time together, and Rose learns that maybe her attraction isn't all one-sided.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Two Weeks reviews
Rose Weasley doesn't believe in long-distance relationships. So why does she confess a crush on Scorpius Malfoy before leaving to live in America?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
